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Post Secret Fridays - Issue 095

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If You're a Republican, This Woman is Who You Should Aspire To Be

I must have seen this video a hundred times already, at least it feels like I have..   I watch and listen to the words this honorable Republican had to say, because yes, there are honorable ones believe it or not, and it brings me to tears each and every time.  Maureen Walsh was married to the same man for 23 years and she loved him more than anything, but it was what she said to her fellow Republicans and Democrats about her life, that makes this unmistakably the "video of the year" so far.

It's taken me a while to blog about this, because my life with Ryan is so damn important to me.  My life, not yours.  I mean, what is it going to take for you zealots to realize that Jesus, The Father, and The Holy Spirit will "judge" you for the hateful, judgmental and condemning group of people that's ever existed on this planet?  Please watch this, and convince me you can be a Republican with a heart and a conscience.

Disney Prince of the Week 006

In today's issue, and for the next 14 weeks I'll be posting a Disney Prince of the Week.  Can you guess the movie and the name of the character who played this week's Prince? 

Meryl Streep Aging Gracefully

This has got to be the best picture of Meryl Streep I've seen so far.  And why you ask?  Because she's aging gracefully, as one should.

Meryl Streep on the Red Carpet at the BAFTAs

I Told You To Stop Texting While Walking

OMG, I'm lmao over here.  Remember that funny PSA blog I posted last month about the dangers of texting while walking?  Well if you don't remember, you can watch it here, but it's the news broadcast below that has me laughing right now.  I think the woman in the background should have read my blog, because she trips and falls during the taping of a live news broadcast.

An Open Letter to The Pope

Dear Holy Father,

It’s not looking good for you. You’re 84, you’re THE POPE, and you haven’t yet learned what Jesus taught. I expect a little better from someone who had the sense to get the heck out of the Hitler Youth.

Let me make it simple for you, Your Holiness. Gay marriage is not a threat to the family. Snooki is a threat to the family. Kim Kardashian is a threat to the family. Trans fats, high fructose corn syrup and Newt Gingrich are a threat to the family. Faygelehs? Only a threat to bad decor… and not all of them.

Since I have your attention, you might want to talk to your tailor about updating your look. Those glittery robes and pointy hats are so 2nd century.

There are only half a million gay marriages in the US. There are 76 million American Express cardholders. I’d be concerned about that.

When you look at all the things that ail mankind (and I don’t mean Catholicism), the persecution of the legal coupling of people who would like to have privileges that they pay for others to have, and calling it a threat to the familly, seems a bit like saying that dinner mints are a threat to civilization. Okay, maybe the ones with jelly in them.

I’ll try to say it like Jesus did, or better yet, I’ll let Him say it:

I give you a new commandment: Love one another; just as I have loved you,  you also must love one another. (John 13:34)

Thanks for staying awake to read this.

Love,

Your Chexy

P.S. LOVE love luuuuuv the red shoes!

I couldn't have said it any better myself, thank you for sharing Chexy!

Does The 5-hour Energy Drink Really Work?

I don't know... Why don't you ask these guys? LMAO. C'mom people you know this shit don't work.  I've never tried it, and I'm not about to begin.

Special Poster of the Week: Excuses

Freestylin' On A Vintage Ladies Bike

You know you boys wanted to freestyle when you were kids, and this goes for you too, ladies. 

My sister learned how to ride a bicycle without hands way before I ever could. Hell, I don't think I ever learned how. 

In either case, check out French Trials rider, Mickael Dupont attempt some bicycle tricks on a vintage ladies bike. It doesn't go so well at times, but he actually managed to pull some through after a while.