What a Hot Mess: Turn Your Dead Pet Into a Petcopter

I don't even know where to begin with this.  It's been almost 2 years since my loveable Princess died.  She died in July of 2010.  And yes, I contemplated having her stuffed by a taxidermist, but decided on cremating her instead.  Ryan would tell me that the thought of Princess staring at us or me taking her to sleep at night would freak the hell out of him. LOL.  Which is true, I just didn't know how to handle her death.

But this right here...

...IS ONE HOT F**KING MESS!  

No, Really it is!  I'm sorry, but when Dutch artist Bart Jansen's cat was killed by a car, he did what anybody would do, had it taxidermied and attached propellers to it.  NOT!

I'm not kidding.  You can view more images here, read the article here, and I'll even provide you with video here...

I don't know about you, but I need a drink! 

God Bless you, my little Princess. Thank God I cremated you.

The Woes of Being a Bad Parent - Throw Your Kid Off A Boat, That Will Shut Him Up!

Hey, the next time your kid pisses you off, just throw him off a boat! I'm sure your kid annoys the hell out of you, so that's a sure way to quiet him down.

I'm actually being serious. Meet Sloane Birles of sunny California, who thought it was a brilliant idea to throw his 7-year-old son off a boat, because he wouldn't stop crying.  Get a load of this guy, as he practically admits to doing it, and proud he did so.

Good thing there were 80+ witness at the scene.

I think they need to throw Mr. Briles off a boat in the Amazon or in shark infested waters with cuts on his body so they could smell the blood.  Oh... The Woes of Being a Bad Parent...

What a Hot Mess: Put Your Hands Up - I Have an AIDS-infected Needle !

Imagine going about your average day when a customer comes into your bank, or convenience store and tells you to put your hands up.  The first thing you do is oblige and do as they robber suggests, but what if he threatened you with an AIDS infected needle, or better yet, in a cupcake shop? Geezus what is this world coming to?!?!

I read about this three weeks ago while browsing the internet, and I'll tell you - nothing surprises me anymore.

According to the owner of the store, a man walked into a cupcake shop and demanded money from one of her employees. The robber told her he had a syringe full of AIDS-infected blood, and would inject her with it if she didn't oblige.  What a Hot Fucking Mess! Excuse my French, but supposedly he was a homeless man.  Is it possible that with the 11,000 homeless people in the Denver area, people are resorting to this type of behavior?

You can watch the news video below and read the article here.

What a Hot Mess: That Must Have Been One Sexy Sink

Don't ask me what type of sink it was, or how it bloody happened, one thing is certain... this is one hot mess!

According to AOL Travel and the Daily Mail, police are searching for a British guy who was having sex with a girl in the bathroom of a luxury yacht.  No, they are not looking for him because he was cheating on his wife (my assumption), they are looking for him, because they have a few questions for him.  Yep, some 28-year old woman severed her hand while having hot, passionate sex over a bathroom sink with this mysterious man...

'It appears they were engaged in a passionate act in the bathroom where at some stage the sink broke - leaving a jagged edge that severed the woman's hand when she fell to the floor.

'The woman almost died, and was only saved after she was airlifted to hospital where doctors managed to reattach the severed limb.

'It had been left attached by a small amount of skin.

'We believe it was probably an accident but the British man has fled and the New Zealand girl is understandably hard to speak to at the moment.

'We want to track him down to find out his side of the story.'

Really?  Was the guy that damn hot she had to have sex with him on top of a sink?  My theory is... the mysterious guy was in a cabin with his wife and children, when the cleaning lady stopped by.  The only place they could find was the cabin bathroom, or the bathroom down the hall.  What A Hot Mess!

Stranger Than Fiction Haleloo!

I don't even know where to begin with this. I'm going to make it short, because I don't even know where to begin with this.  Wait.  Did I just repeat myself?

So here I am, quietly reading my Entertainment Weekly, when the name D.J. Pierce creeps up.  I sat, asking myself quietly, why does that name sound so familiar?  Then I put two and two together, and figured out it was Ms. Shangela Laquifa Wadley from RuPaul's Drag Race.  Okay, so Entertainment Weekly helped me figure it out. Either way, the bitch has managed to walk away with reportedly an NBC television script also featuring Don Johnson and viral video celebrity Chris Crocker.

Here's a clip of the article and Shangela's role in it:

So what’s the deal with the show — and Shangela’s role on it? Here’s what’s what. A Mann’s World centers on Johnson, who plays Allan Mann, a Beverly Hills hairdresser (yes, really) who is having trouble staying relevant. And this is where Shangela comes into play: In the pilot, Shangela — err, D.J. Pierce — is set to play Snip, one of three fabulous, top-tiered stylists who come into Mann’s salon. (One-third of the trio will be played by Chris Crocker, who became famous after releasing a crying jag about Britney Spears’ infamously botched performance of “Gimme More” at the 2007 VMAs.) Also starring in the show are Sex and the City‘s Mario Cantone and Ellen Barkin. Sex and the City‘s Michael Patrick King is set to produce. Not a shabby cast or creative team, to say the least!

All I have to say, Shangela said it best when the show ended last week,  

“It’s a sad feeling because I definitely came back into this competition wanting to win. And it’s not been easy, but I’m leaving a winner,” Shangela said. “And it’s just a lesson for everyone who’s ever wanted to pursue a dream they’ve had. Live your passion, and live it to the fullest. Halle-lou!”

Mind-Boggling News: Dog Has A Midnight Snack

Imagine waking up in the morning as you normally do, and notice you are missing three toes.  That is exactly what happened to a 61 year old man in Oregon.  

OMG, I would totally freak out if my little Chihuahuas (all 4 of them) were having a feast on my feet while I slept.  And when I'm tired, I'm tired, just ask Ryan (my partner), I'm literally in a state of cryostasis.

According to the Associated Press, the dog, which was a Shinu Ibu, ate the dogs toes "most likely out of instinct to help remove diseased flesh."  I'm sorry, but having diabetes is not diseased flesh, he just had numbness of the feet possibly.  In either case, the dog has been given up for adoption and "appears to be anxious."  Yeah, I would be too.