Yes, These Do Exist...

Can you believe that this book actually exists?  Well, it does, and it's titled, "Pat the Zombie".  I'm assuming if you're a Walking Dead fan, you'll love sharing this with your kids.  You can actually buy it at Amazon.com.  Oh, but I have a few more things you'd be surprised existed.  Check them out here.

Cat Armour

Slipper Speakers

Keyboard Pants

People Colored Pencils

Enormous-Sized Bag of Cheetos

A Standing Toilet For Women

The "I Am Rich" App

Sweepers for Your Pet's Feet

"Baby" Pears

Images courtesy of Pleated-Jeans

Kiss of the Week - Issue No. 021 - Agnes de Mille

"...then I did the simplest thing in the world.
I leaned down... and kissed him.
And the world cracked open."
~ Agnes de Mille

Did You Miss America's Best

If you haven't seen this show, don't worry, you haven't missed much. It pretty much sums up every talent show on earth.  

Ugly old Ted Dricks doesn't have any talent at all... Unless he happens to possess an incredible skill that no one with half a brain would think he was capable of.

Check out the following parody by The Onion.  It's absolutely hilarious, and oh so true.

Do You Overpay for Shipping? Why?

How many times have you shipped something overnight?  Why?  Can you tell me why?

You know, most shipments you send by basic ground service will get it there within a day or two, Just Sayn'.

For example, I just typed it my Zipcode, 77373 into this ground mapping system and it shows that anything in yellow the other party will receive in one day.  

So when I send my mother her Mother's Day gift, why pay almost $30 for overnight shipping when she'll get it the next day?  And if I'm shipping all the way to Nebraska, it will only take 2 days.

Type in your Zipcode here and never pay for overnight shipping again!

Cyanide and Happiness: Rabies

Land of the Lost - Issue No. 008: Disneyland of China

 

Talk about absolutely creepy and cool at the same time.  Ever hear of the fake Disneyland of China?   Well, if you haven't here's a little synopsis courtesy of The Washington Post.

“Wonderland,” which is situated on a 100-acre plot of land 45 minutes outside of Beijing, was intended to be a huge tourist destination. But according to Reuters, construction was halted in 1998 when farmers and local government sparred over property prices. A small “town,’ the skeletal remains of a castle, and the metal framework of a huge pavilion are all that remain, and the site is completely open to explorers.

Wonderland Amusement Park was to be the largest Amusement park in all of Asia, but unfortunately it never came to existence. And probably a good thing; Farmers have taken over and planted crops on the abandoned property. This is just another example of wasted money and resources. Families were uprooted and moved, just to build something that never came to be.

Scroll down and see the various pictures I found online, and watch a creepy video by Catherine Hyland after the jump.

You can see more pics and a video after the jump...