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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

"Mommy, What Do You Call What They're Doing?"

You're about to cook dinner, throw in a DVD you just purchased for your children at Toys "R" Us, and head to the kitchen.  Little Bobby comes running into the kitchen and asks, "Mommy, what do you call what they're doing?"  Bewildered, you scream at the top of your lungs and are shocked by what you find.  A couple having sex on your 52" plasma with surround sound.  Laughable, right?

Well... not so much for Candice Connor of Queens, New York.  The story didn't happen exactly as I described, but close enough.  According to the Daily News, her "jaw dropped when she and her two young boys sat down to watch the cartoon about the animal-loving Nickelodeon character and saw a nude couple having sex."  Instead of getting the "Nickelodeon All-Star Sports Day," she got a graphic video titled "Bubble Butt Bonanza No. 17."

So instead of contacting the Toys "R" Us store, what does Candice do?  Hires a lawyer.  Really?  A Lawyer? As if the kids wouldn't stumble across mommy having sexy with her husband, or maybe even come across some porn on the internet. I'm tired of people with their frivolous lawsuits; just take the movie back to the store, demand a refund and have the store figure out what went wrong. Just sayin'.
This Post Written By Blade7184 aka Unknown on 2/08/2011
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3 comments:

Arijah said...

Perhaps she decided to try to pull a fast one to get some cash.
Toys r Us said hers was the only complaint.

February 8, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Unknown said...

Very true Arijah, that happens all too often in restaurants.

February 8, 2011 at 1:19 PM
ryan said...

Can you say "butt plug" in Spanish, Dora? I knew you could!

Dear God I hope it didn't feature the hamster.

February 8, 2011 at 11:10 PM

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