Well... The Texas legislature, which consists of a billion Republicans, are wanting to increase the limit to 85 mph on certain highways and rural roads. Throw in your "free 10," and you'll be able to drive 95 mph in Texas without much chance of getting pulled over. Maybe even 100, depending on how much speeding ticket revenue is needed to fill local budgetary gaps. You know what? Just floor the goddamn thing and forget the limit altogether. It'll catch up to you in a few more legislatures.
Yet, here they are, wanting to strip me of my longevity pay. For those who have know idea what longevity pay is, it's where a company gives you a little extra on your paycheck for staying with them year after year. In my case, since I'm a government employee and work for the University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center, I get 20 dollars extra a month for being with them 2 years. In addition, I get 20 more a month for every subsequent 2 years of employment. In October, I'll be with them 4 years, so this would give me 40 dollars a month on top of my salary. And this goes for the thousands of state employees, not just mine.The point of the story is...
Drive faster, kill yourself, and you'll spare the state some money with or without your longevity pay. You gotta love our RED state.

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I hope that they don't strip your pay, my love. An extra 40 bucks can really help when we got bills to pay. Love you bunches. We'll go speeding together next time we go to Corpus. Well speeding faster I guess would properly describe it.
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