He tries to bite your neck and hits you a few times, but you manage to escape and run out into the driveway where some neighbors tell you to jump into their car, and as your speeding away, the Twilight crazed vampire is still chasing you.
Okay, first things first, if the vampire trying to suck the blood out of me looks like Lyle Bensley up above, he can drain all the blood he wants. I'll let him feed for days if he wants. LOL. Just kidding. I don't know about you, but he's kinda hot - In a vampire-crazed kinda way.
Well the story above was all over the Houston News last night, and the person he tried to bite was a woman alone in her apartment.
Detectives said this is one of the most bizarre cases they've handled.The 19-year old was taken into custody after a short chase, where he ended up confessing to the crime and admitting that he was a 500-year old vampire. Dressed in boxers and feeding at dawn sure doesn't sound like a vampire. It sounds more like a horny teenager. What a hot mess! Where's the King of Louisiana when you need him?
"He was adamant on the fact that he was a vampire and he had been here for 500 years," Officer Andrian Healy said. "Stated numerous times he wasn't out to hurt the human race."
"You could actually see what looked like teeth marks on the side of her neck," Officer Daniel Erickson said.
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I agree my love. Don't hurt me if I let him bite me a bit before calling the cops, lol.
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