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Movie Titles in Movies

I actually found this video quite entertaining.  Whoever put this together had plenty of time on their hands.  The video below features eighty movie titles that have been featured in a movie, one time or another, and in 2 minutes, mind you!

A comment also reads, you could've added all the Lord of the Ring Movies too:

1.) Gandalf tells Sauraman "There is only one LORD OF THE RINGS..."
2.) Elrond calls the group "THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING"
3.) Gandalf refers to an alliance between "THE TWO TOWERS"
4.) Gandalf (again) tells the Steward of Gondor he cannot stop "THE RETURN OF THE KING"

 

Play sing-a-long, all the movie titles, after the jump...

Flashback to the 1990's - Suzanne Vega - "Tom's Diner"

With music in one hand, and a briefcase in the other, I headed to work.  I popped the rectangular shaped object into my car stereo and reminisced about the time the song was released.  As the cassette turned, I took the time to reflect on my past, without regret, without shame, but with unequivocal admiration for the lessons I have learned.  And "Tom's Diner," did just that.  

The song was released on Suzanne Vega's 1987 album, "Solitude Standing," and originally an a cappella vocal, but later remixed by two British producers under the name DNA, in 1990.  The video below is the one I listened to this morning, and the version everyone is familiar with.

Tom's Restaurant, after which the song Tom's Diner was named

Courtesy of Wikipedia:

Suzanne Vega's song "Tom's Diner" was used as the reference track in an early trial of the MP3 compression system, earning her the distinction of being the Mother of the MP3.  The original music video, "Tom's Diner," takes place in Tom's Restaurant at 112th Street and Broadway in New York City. Exterior shots of the same restaurant appear in the television sitcom Seinfeld as Monk's, which is the eatery where Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer hang out. The DNA remix of the track was so popular that it inspired many cover versions—the best of which were eventually collected by Vega on an album titled Tom's Album.

And here's the song as I heard it this morning.  Good Times. :-)

Waiting Sucks!

And yes, it truly does! 

HBO is having a hell of a time teasing us, by featuring 30 second clips of the 4th season of True Blood, it's almost downright annoying! Ugh!   

Earlier this month, they released the 30 second spot of Eric wandering around the forest like he had amnesia or something.  But this time around, they have my favorite hottie, Jason Stackhouse, lying on a bed, badly beaten, and bloody.  

Something tells me Crystal's fiance did this.  And something else tells me, Jason is going to become a shape-shifter.

OMG - Waiting Sucks!!!

OMG Hilarious! - The Ladies

Have Stupid Parents?

LMAO - love it! Move out, Get A Job, Pay Your Own Bills.

Get My Money Back!!!

If Cazwell had you craving ice cream after watching his "Ice Cream Truck" video, then he'll probably have you stripping for money in his latest video, "Get My Money Back."  Check out the hot video from our hot, gay, rappper below:

You Just Made Another Teen A Millionaire

While all of you were making fun of 13-yr-old Rebecca Black last week for her song, "Friday," she was slowly counting each .70 cent download from iTunes and laughing her way to the bank.   So while we continue to spread her video which went viral last week, she is amassing her millions according to Forbes.com.  She currently sits at #45 on the iTunes Top Singles chart.

The Ark Music Factory, an LA-based production company who asks for 1,000 or 2,000 dollars from your mommy or daddy, puts together a piece of crap song and video for you, with the hope your little bundle of joy will become rich.  Well, guess what?  You have done that for little Rebecca Black.

So while all of you folks that continue to bash her as seen in the YouTube comments below...

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• u have been kidding me this so fuking sad...... (which seat can i have... there's only one seat u can have u retard and your friends are like 12 they cant drive!!!! (yesterday was thursday and frinday we know u retard we know our days!!!!!!!!!! fuking idiot

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• nice.

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• baaaaaad!!!!bad!!bad!!

1997kurdishgirl 9 seconds ago

• i think a 5 year old wrote this song :)

XxJaclynxX333 11 seconds ago

• I am paid to attention once. ！！！！！！！！

1wsuret4 12 seconds ago

• You're really talented !!! It's funny =D

HiindouuJonas 15 seconds ago

• this is terribile...

therunnerissofast 16 seconds ago

...she continues to laugh back at you, and fortunately for her, will eventually sit on a balcony from her Beverly Hills mansion as you struggle with your miserable life every day.

Geez thank God, Ryan and I are happy. LOL.  I need to contact this Ark Factory.

Mind-Boggling News: Pole Dancing For Jesus

Only in Texas, and in a town only 5 seconds from where Ryan and I live, in Old Town Spring, women are pole dancing for Jesus.

Yesterday, CNN, courtesy of our local station, ABC13, featured a story on this very topic.  Set to Christian music, church-going women spin and slither around poles, as you can see in the video below.  But the instructor and the students say it's not about sex.

"God gives us these bodies and they are suppose to be our temples and we are suppose to take care of them and that's what we are doing," instructor Crystal Dean said.

Ahem, Crystal, I don't think he meant to ride a pole, like a stripper on Friday night.  But for all those ladies who are interested, the instructor doesn't charge you on Sundays, because she don't believe on making a profit on the Lord's day.

Chris Brown Destroys Studio on Good Morning America

A lot of good those anger management classes did for Chris Brown,  he lost his marbles on Good Morning America this morning.  

Visibly frustrated and full of anger, Brown tore off his shirt, broke through a glass window with a chair, and briskly walked the streets of New York shirtless.

All it takes is a little push of a button to send this young man off.  He then proceeds to tweet, “I’m so over people bringing this past shit up!!! Yet we praise Charlie sheen and other celebs for there bullshit.”

I don't know about you, but this boy has some serious issues.  I'm guessing "Dancing with the Stars" will dismiss him from his performance next week. It was only a  matter of time, before he did something stupid.  He is currently on probation, so you know what this means?

See what started it all...

Remember - We Still Have The Cheapest Gas

With gas prices going up, and people complaining day in, and day out, on how President Obama and our government are screwing with us. Remember, you could be paying $8.04 a gallon, as in the U.K.  People fail to understand that the demand for gas is high; we have more people driving. Not to mention the conflicts occurring in the Middle East, this too is a contributing factor.

So instead of listening to Sarah Palin rant on the "$4-Per-Gallon President," Ben Jervey (Contributing Editor, Environment) decided to take a closer look at gasoline prices around the world. Mrs. Palin might be interested to learn, that the world already has quite a few $4-Per-Gallon Presidents. In fact, the world already has $6-Per-Gallon Parliaments, $7-Per-Gallon Prime Ministers, and $8-Per-Gallon Presidents!

OMG Hilarious! - Bad News, Good News

Outrageous Products: Ab-hancer

I swear, there's ridiculous products, then there's plain stupid.  I don't even know where to begin with this.  I'll just let the photo speak for itself.

 

If only it were that easy.  

Well hey, at least there's adjustable straps. I guess that means "one size fits all."

Can "The Voice" Bring Back Our Diva, Christina Aguilera?

Quite Fascinating...

If there were ever a job that could bring someone back from the brink of self-destruction, it would be "The Voice."  This may be Christina's saving grace after all.  The show is title is such, because the judges are literally with their backs turned to the singers, and only get to hear their voice.

Christina Aguilera, Blake Shelton, Cee Lo Green, and Adam Levine will be the judges on NBC's new show, set to premiere on April 26th.  Oh, and Carson Daly will be playing the host.  You may remember me blogging about it 3 weeks ago, and I wasn't to keen on the idea of a new singing competition, especially during American Idol, but I may have a change of heart.  Maybe.

I'll be honest, after watching the promo and learning more about the show, I got a little intrigued.   In the promo, Adam Levine explains, “The biggest difference between this show and all of the other vocal competition shows is that it’s a blind audition…Remember the ’70s? There were some sketchy-looking people that had gorgeous voices.”

Can this save Christina?  You be the judge...

Doggone it Denver, Did You Do It?

I can tell this man loves his dogs, just by the way he talks to them.  They rule in the house, just like mine and Ryan's little monsters and their momma.  This man's dogs are so lucky to have such unconditional love and I'm sure they give it back in so many ways.

It's obviously not Macy, here.

It's funny, but dogs know when they've done wrong.  Ryan and I occasionally leave our chihuahuas out of their bedroom and let them roam around the living room, kitchen and dining area.  When we don't hear them playing anymore, we get up to check on them, and they're nowhere to be found  - they retreated to their bedroom.  One, because they pottied, or two, they broke into something they shouldn't have and did some escándalo.

Denver, recognizes he did wrong by eating the kitty snacks and all he does is grin, it is the cutest thing you've ever seen.  Every time I see this video, it reminds me of my little Princess.  She was so precious - she would always know when she did wrong, and I would always forgive her.  I loved her so.

 

The music that accompanied this video was perfect!  I loved every bit of it.

Glee's Chord Overstreet Poses Shirtless for the Streets of Los Angeles

Glee man, Chord Overstreet is looking mighty fine these days.  According to JustJared.com, he showed off his six-pack abs while taking a dip in a pool overlooking downtown Los Angeles.  The 22- year-old posed shirtless for photographer Christan Rios.

Don't Piss-off The Person Waiting to Park

You know how they tell you not to piss off restaurant staff, because who knows what they may do to your food?  I worked in the restaurant business for 6 years, trust me, I know. Well, the same holds true for stealing someone else's parking spot, especially when they've been waiting for quite a while.

The guy you see in the video below, is waiting patiently for the GMC Yukon to leave, when all of a sudden you see a woman speed through and park in that spot.

What does the man do?  He gets out of his car, walks nonchalantly towards the convertible Mustang, steps in, and relieves himself.  So how would you feel?

And If The Queen Says It Shall Be, Then It Shall Be! - Part Deux

Who knew I would be using the same title for another post?  

Lady Gaga made that statement on the Jay Leno Show, back in February, when referring to an email from Madonna and her people wishing Gaga luck on her latest single, "Born This Way."

This time around I'm using it, because If the queen (Lynda Carter) says it shall be, then it shall be!  On Friday, Mark Malkin from Entertainment Weekly sat down and talked to Lynda Carter and here's what she had to say...

"I think she looks fabulous," said Carter, who originated the role in the classic (and oh-so-campy!) series in the mid-'70s. "It's a new look and, jeez, her body looks fantastic."

Carter wants everyone to give Palicki a chance.
 
As hard as it was to read, I'm siding with Lynda on this. I'm going to give Palicki a chance, if not for David E. Kelley, for the original Wonder Woman herself.

OMG Hilarious! - No Brainer

Lmao!  The poster in the backround...

"An apple a day... means medical staff and equipment cut backs, Try a burger"