If The World Were A Village of 100 People: Issue No. 5 - Births / Deaths

What if the world were a village of 100 people?  Using statistics based on the spread of the population in the world, Toby Ng Design created this poster as another way of looking at how our world is today.  

There are 15 more posters I will share with you in the coming weeks; This is the 5th of 20.  

If you missed any of the previous issues, click here.

Isn't This The Truth? The Customer Is Always...

I'm sorry, but I've worked in enough customer service environments to know the customer isn't always right - It's actually the other way around.  But who am I to argue, the following chart speaks for itself...  lol.

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Must Watch: Christian Dior Brings Back Marlene Dietrich, Grace Kelly and Marilyn Monroe

I saw this really cool video a few days before Ryan and I left for our vacation and didn't get to blog about it.  Well, there's no time like the present. 

The very beautiful Charlize Theron was recently featured in a Christian Dior ad with some very popular leading ladies from the past - Marlene Dietrich, Grace Kelly, and the gorgeous Marilyn Monroe.

I think it's absolutely amazing that with today's technology we can bring back people from the past, at least through film.  And I'd have to commend the producer for adding Beth Ditto to the ad, her voice was a great accompaniment.

OMG Hilarious! - Let's Talk About Our Wardrobe

Who's On Top?

My guess is... straight people would probably know how to play this game better, because, well, they just do.  Hell, I had straight friends watching "Queer as Folk" who reminded me every week to make sure and watch it.  

And how many straight friends do you know watch "Modern Family" every week? LOL.  Gotta love Saturday Night Live!

Gaga The Fashionista! - Fabulous or Not So Fabulous?

Is it me, or has Lady Gaga been off her game lately? 

Don't get me wrong, she looked fabulous at the iHeart Radio Music Festival, but I guess I'm so used to seeing her dress strangely, that I never really thought of her as a real "Lady." LOL.

I'm just kidding Gaga fans, take it easy. Don't hate!

To Lie or Not To Lie? That Is The Question.

Back In The Day - Mario Lopez & His Trophies

Yep, that's Mario Lopez back in the day, before he became a breakout star in "Saved By The Bell."

Poster of the Week - Issue No. 29 - Humiliation

Continuing alphabetically, I bring you this week's poster, "Humiliation".

I Quote That - Stay True

And This Is Why You Shouldn't Add Your Boss To Facebook...

Back To Blogging After Week Long Vacation

Mom, Liliana, and Dad

Wow, it seems like forever since I posted a blog, but Ryan and I took a vacation for a week and headed down to Corpus Christi to visit family and our new baby niece, Liliana. She is absolutely precious and adorable.

Liliana is the first grandchild and niece "by blood" in our family. My sister and her husband have been trying for years to have a baby and were blessed with a miracle 10 months ago when she became pregnant.

In either case, Ryan and I had a fabulous time! We went to the Texas State Aquarium, Port Aransas, and took my mother shopping. Ryan also took the liberty of taking on a new hobby - seashell collecting. Whatever makes him happy, I love him dearly.

I may throw in a few posts here and there over the weekend, but I should be back in full force by Monday, October 3rd.  Enjoy your weekend and have a fabulous day!

Singapore Bans Abercrombie & Fitch

So it seems, "the powers that be" are not a fan of pube pics?  Better yet, I don't even see any, do you?  In either case, the Advertising Standards Authority of Singapore, suspended this Abercrombie & Fitch advertisement at Knightsbridge Mall for breaching local guidelines on decency.

Personally, I think it's fucking hot!

The picture of a model wearing a pair of low-slung jeans, which spans the entire four-level shopfront, remains on display at the Knightsbridge mall in Orchard Road for now.

Some people who found the ad to be lewd and inappropriate for the prominent location wrote to The Straits Times' Forum page last month, urging for it to be taken down. - ST.Breaking News/Singapore

Computer Problem Reality...

So what if your computer problems were real?  You know - like opening your folders, or if your documents were frozen solid?   

I know, I know!  How about if you were running slow, or locked out?  This sketch was produced by Awkward Spaceship, and will definitely make your day. Check it out.

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 077

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

See More Secrets. Follow PostSecret on Twitter.

Want to see older Post Secret Friday issues? Go here.

For The Gays Who Say Our President Hasn't Done Enough For Our Rights...

It irks me to say it, but yes, there are "gays" that side with the Republican party, who would rather see them in hell, hung, or put to death by stones, than to be with a party whose shown more love and compassion than anyone on the right could ever dream of having.

Look at that chart below, and you tell me.  Would you have seen this in a Republican president?  HELL to the N to the O!  If this country elects a Republican in 2012, you seriously need to worry, because they will do whatever they can to overturn what this President has worked so hard to achieve.  Mark my words.

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Movies to Watch - Maybe: White Frog

Boo Boo Stewart from the Twilight series (yes boo boo is his name), Teen Wolf's Tyler Posey, Harry Shum, Jr. from Glee, and countless of other hotties appear in this movie.   It's about a kid (Stewart) with Aspergers who deals with the death of his hot, shirtless, older brother (Shum) who starts hanging out with his brother's friends, Gregg Sulkin and Posey.

Okay, I know it's about the perfect neighborhood, the perfect street, the perfect house, and the perfect family, but couldn't they have added, boys with the perfect bodies?  Geez, this is nothing but twink porn for teenage girls and boys.

Will Ryan and I watch it?  Maybe. LOL

OMG Hilarious! - Standup Act

Sneaking Out...

Ohhhhh Austin Butler, the only other hottie I'd sleep with besides my partner, Ryan is caught leaving Vanessa Hudgen's home on Tuesday morning.  And through a window nonetheless.  

I guess he must have thought nobody would catch him.  I do have to hand it to Vanessa though; She sure has good taste in man-meat!  First Zac Efron and now Austin Butler?  Geez... all she needs now is to sleep with boys beginning with the letters "B" through "Y" and she'd have the entire alphabet. LOL

War of the Roses - Renee & Paul

I swear, this week's "Roses" was really f*cked up.  I'm sorry for my French, but this was one crazy ordeal.  I'm for not posting an issue last week, I completely forgot to download the audio, and I only had a few hours to do it.

If you're not familiar with my "War of the Roses" segment, then I suggest you read my first issue, here;  I wrote a detailed description on how it actually works.

In today's call Roula & Ryan spoke with Renee who's been married to her husband, Paul, for a mere 2 years.  She starts off by saying that she has a feeling her best friend, Allie, also of 2 years, slept with her husband last weekend.
Renee states that her and her husband Paul are partiers, and that they go out drinking every weekend with her best friend.  She says that they usually hang out with Allie 3 or 4 times a month, but over the course of the last 6 months things have been getting a little weird.  When Roula & Ryan ask her what she means by that, she tells them she was about to post some pictures on Facebook from their weekend partying when she noticed that Paul and Allie were smooching in some of them.  When she confronts her husband about it, he tells her they were all real drunk and that she even kissed her too.  But she says, she can't recall doing it.

Last weekend Allie spent the night at their house, because they didn't want her driving home drunk, but Renee herself was so drunk she more than likely blacked-out. She doesn't remember the night before, or how she got in bed - the signs of a real drinking problem.  But she did notice the guest bedroom looked like something had been going on in there.  Well that's when things get kinda iffy... because supposedly the husband slept on the couch.

Roula and Ryan share their thoughts on the matter, go over the rules of the "War," and ask her again if she really wants to go through with this, because regardless of the outcome, Paul will have to know she made the call to the radio station to trick him.

So how does the battle end?  Will Paul send the flowers to his wife, Renee, or to her best friend, Allie?  What's really going on?

And the war rages on....

Part 1

Part 2

Make sure to stay tuned for next Thursday, as this is a regular series on my blog.  Feel free to share it with your friends on Facebook, or email them. There's a little Facebook button right underneath this post where it says, "This Post Written By".