Gay of Thrones: Game of Thrones Episode 10 Season Finale Recap

"WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS???"

So by now, you should have watched every episode of Game of Thrones.  I even gave you an extra week after the season finale to catch up. LOL.  

Well, it's the finale of the Game of Thrones recaps and our favorite gay hairdresser, Jonathan is back with a shocker you won't want to miss.

Warning: The following video contains vulgar language and may not be  suitable for children.

Gay of Thrones: Game of Thrones Episode 9 Red Wedding Recap

OMG, this is absolutely hilarious.  I just love Jonathan!

"WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS???"

He's the gay hairstylist who's been giving the recaps for the episodes of Game of Thrones.  And after this past Sunday's episode I needed this.  For those who have not seen the series or read the books, it's probably not a good idea to watch this.

Warning: The following video contains vulgar language and may not be  suitable for children.

Gay of Thrones: Game of Thrones Episode 6 Recap

Your funny gay hairstylist, Jonathan, is back. He's here to give you a recap of last week's Game of Thrones episode. 

"WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS???"

If you're behind on the episodes, this a spoiler.  Then again, you could probably cheat and just catch up on the show. Lol. 

Warning: The following video contains vulgar language and may not be  suitable for children.

Feel free to catch the previous Gay of Thrones recaps here.  They are absolutely hilarious!

Gay of Thrones: Game of Thrones Episode 5 Recap

"WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS???"

It's time for a little gay humor.  And Game of Thrones!!!! :-)- 

If you're behind two episodes, then it probably wouldn't be a good thing to watch the recap.

Feel free to catch the previous Gay of Thrones recaps here.  They are absolutely hilarious!

Dexter's Excuses Supercut (NSFW)

Showtime released a video of Dexter's excuses over the last 7 seasons.  Can you beat them all?  Probably not, but one thing I'll definitely miss about this show is Deb's crazy cuss words.  And yes, the video is NSFW, because of the explicit language - so put some headphones or something.

Then End Begins - Sundays at 8 PM on June 30

Gay of Thrones: Game of Thrones Episode Recaps

OMG, I can't believe I missed these videos.  They are absolutely, absolutely hilarious! Sorry, I just had to say it twice.  Courtesy of Funny or Die, the video introduces us to Jonathan, and there's three things he loves - "Hair, a fierce brow and Game of Thrones."

I have posted all three videos below.  Enjoy.

Regardless of what Funny or Die states - these are spoilers, so if you haven't seen last Sunday's episode, I don't recommend watching them.

A Dragon Is Not A Slave! She's Coming For You Joffrey!

Wow, if you missed the recent episode of Game of Thrones this past Sunday - you better watch it - this is a spoiler.

How many of you knew Daenerys was going to set up the slavemaster?  I knew it, and I also knew she understood everything that bastard was saying.  No, I wasn't cheating - I've never read the books, but something was telling me she
wouldn't give up her dragon babies for anything or anyone.

Daenerys is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne and this bitch is coming to rain fire on Joffrey and his band of misfit toys!!!  

I'm so excited - I can't wait to see that boy burn to a crisp.

For a full recap of Sunday's episode - go here.

OMG Hilarious! Sue Sylvester Belts Out Nicki Minaj's Super Bass

Talk about an epic performance last night on GLEE.  If you didn't get the chance to see the "Feud" episode last night, you missed a really fantastic performance by Sue Sylvester.  Well.... the feud was between her and Blaine, but who was paying attention to him after Sue belted out "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj.  OMG, it was hilarious, but oh so good!!!  God, I love her!

You can check out the video here - you'll definitely enjoy it if you're a GLEE fan, or two you're a Nicki Minaj fan.  Mariah Carey & Blaine, not so much.

 

Acting Cool On Your Cell Phone

Quick!  Start acting cool on your cell phone!  Do it now.

You know you do exactly what these two fools are doing when you're walking down the street or when you're in the mall. Don't lie.  Lmao.  DON'T LIE!

Cool Wedding in Portlandia

Spike and Iris don't really believe in marriage, the whole idea of it is kind of suffocating, but they need a wedding planner nonetheless.  A cool wedding. LOL.

As I mentioned on Friday, I really need to start watching this show.  If anything, I may start watching the episodes online. OMG, these actors are great!  Portlandia is seen on IFC (Independent Film Channel), so check your local listings and watch it!  I definitely will.

Sebastian, Kurt and Blaine Love Triangle on Glee

I'm so looking forward to "The First Time" episode on Glee, and I know all you gay boys are too!  As many of you already know, the Dalton Academy has a new gay student and his name is Sebastian.  Oh my! He's a cutie patootie!  So, of course he has the hots for Blaine whom we all know is stuck in a relationship with Kurt.

LOL, just kidding.  Geez. Don't scream!

But seriously, can't Blaine end up with Sebastian?  That would be like so totally hot!  In either case, the new boy is actively pursuing a "married man", which happens way too often in our corner of the world.  And Sebastian has no shame in doing it either, even after Blaine informs him that he has a man, the boy tells him Kurt doesn't have to know. Check out the video above to see Kurt's reaction. LOL.

Gay Power Returned To Television Last Night!

"Gay Power"

The return of Daniel Joseph Baker to the semi-final round of America's Got Talent, took a turn for the better!  Not only, did he return to the stage singing Adele's "Dangerous", it was the first time he made an impression without singing a Lady Gaga cover.

Wearing a puffy white sequin ensemble, Piers Morgan praised his performance by saying he was "a pure Vegas Showman."  As you already know, Sharon Osbourne absolutely adores Daniel, and tells him that he delivers "everything with a great passion" and Howie Mandell, well... he tells him "just be yourself" and reminds him once again that he's a star!  And a star he is indeed.  Even if he doesn't make it to the finals, which I'm hoping he will, our local gay prodigy has a bright future ahead of him.  Good Luck Daniel!

Blade's Box of Jams: Track #6 - You're A Superstar!

I'm turning on my headphones, and currently listening to... 

You're A Superstar!

I posted this song by RuPaul on on July 23, and as I was browsing my stats for the day to see which posts got the most views, this post made the top ten.

So yes, I'm currently listening to this jam!  And yes, Ryan and I are both dancing to it! LOL.

As I mentioned in my previous post, we really miss hanging out with our friends watching RuPaul's Drag Race - and we definitely can't wait for the next season to begin!  

The Queens, The Drama, The Fun - what more could you ask for?

Hope you all have a Superstar Weekend Blade 7184 readers!!!

You're A Superstar!

Why don't we start our Saturday morning having a Superstar weekend!  I miss hanging out with our friends watching RuPaul's Drag Race - can't wait for next season!

What a Hot Mess: The New CW Show "H8R"

What a Hot Mess!  This show is going to be too hilarious not to watch.  Ryan babe, set the DVR, we are watching this show!  If you haven't seen or heard of it, here's your chance.  The show premieres this fall, along with all our other show favorites.

Every one of you are the same, you watch a show, and you bitch about a contestant or celebrity who rubs you the wrong way, or you simply just don't like them.  I know, I do it at work all the time.  It's water-cooler fodder.  

I'm not a hater, but I do hate the actions some of these folks portray on national television.  On the other hand, I do have a few friends who hate. And they're haters through and through.  They'll say it straight to your face, "I don't like her, I never have."

The show, hosted by Mario Lopez, deals with celebrities who confront the very people who talk shit about them. These fans, or people who have never seen their show are thrown for a loop when they're approached by the celebrity in person.  In the two clips below, Snooki from the famous "Jersey Shore" cast, walks into a pool hall to confront her vicious H8R, “So I don’t understand why you’re calling me a drunken slob cuz that’s all you see of me..." At first, he had been ranting on the video that she was an Italian wannabe, and when she confronted him about it, he didn't have anything to say. But not this time, he sarcastically tells her, “Cuz you are a drunken slob.”  In the second clip, a woman named Deena has been bitching about how Kim Kardashian displays her ass all over the place, "we don't get praise for this" as she puts her hands on her hips. "but all of the sudden we got this damn Kim K and now all these white bitches got azzz... it's f***ing up the game for me!"  Kim confronts Deena at what seems to be her yoga class.

What a hot mess! This show is going to be the shit. 

Watch Kim confront Deena after the jump...

The Talent Down Under

I'm excited about America's Got Talent.  It premiers on May 31st, my mum's birthday!  This will be the 4th season Ryan and I will be watching this together, and as most of you know, hot guys audition, performing all sorts of strange, and unusual talents.  Yes, even the ladies as well.  But Mr. Dylan, from Australia's Got Talent has got to take the cake with his rendition of "Sex Bomb" by Tom Jones.  He not only stripped into his tiny red shorts, but revealed an amazingly hot body underneath.  The Australians went absolutely crazy over his performance.  Never mind that his cover wasn't any good.

Wait, till America's Got Talent gets under way next week.  Talk about wholesome family viewing.  I'm sure the hypocrites will be out chastising the straight women stripping and frolicking all over the show, not to mention the other obscene talents that go on.  But noooooooo, chastise Gaga for being a bit too risque for 6, 7 and 8 year old children. In either case, it was fun entertainment, Dylan was voted through to the next round.

True Texans With Big Hearts Do Exist... (Video)

I'm honestly going to say this video brought me to tears.  As you all know by now, my partner and I are from Texas - the reddest of the Red States, one of the most conservative states in our union.  This is a state which has the strictest laws against gays in this country, a state where any business can refuse service to my partner and I.  But if ever a statement were right, this is the right time to say it; The majority of Texans DO have a big heart.

On Friday, May 20th, ABC Primetime’s “What Would You Do?” covered an important, and controversial topic in the small, conservative Texas town of Farmer's Branch. The clip below took place inside Norma's Cafe.  The purpose of the segment was to see what customers would do if a waitress started to vocalize her feelings towards a gay couple raising children.  The waitress, who's an actress, begins to belittle and berate the gay couple (who are also actresses) for being gay, and raising children. What comes next, is what's surprising.  Keep in mind, this town is home to a 4 year Bible College - Dallas Christian College.

Yes, the people who make our state laws, and the people who vote for them reflect the same beliefs the waitress portrayed in this video - hateful, judgemental, and vengeful people.  Do these type of people reside in our families? Yes, they do.  Do we work with them? Yes, we do.  Do we love them? Yes, we do.  But will we grow to be like them? No, we wont!

Wonder Woman Was A Skateboarding Genius!

You see? This is the reason everyone has trouble writing a script, much less producing a movie or television show.
 
Lynda Carter was the one, and only Wonder Woman! She was a Skateboarding Whiz Too!