You may think it's funny, but it's not. There are such things as ugly modeling agencies. Yep, from tattoo artists to bearded ladies, from fat women to short people - the UGLY Modeling Agency doesn't play around. UGLY is all the rage.
According to their 'About Us' page:
We like our women fat and our men geeky, we like the extremely tall
and the shockingly small. No one is too abstract for our books! We are
Ugly. And we are the leaders in character modelling.
With a unique outlook on modelling, our philosophy is simple – “Any
beauty can be airbrushed but we want our look to have true character.”
We know each and everyone of our artists by name and face, and are
the first and last modelling agency to still send books to clients; each
jaw-dropping, coffee-table sized book shows off all our talent
and their bizarre attributes!
We hand pick all our models to make sure we have a look for every
market. With over 1,000 models on our books ranging from 18-100 years
old, sizes 6-30, we have the most individual, wacky and peculiar looks
in the industry; from trannies to grannies, burlesque to bikers, wee
folk to rock blokes! We have the rarest and most eye-catching
individuals in the country.
It seems National Geographic liked it enough to write a story about it. Check out the short video.
Okay, this is wrong on so many levels, but how right is it?
So let's see... if you see an "Ugly Male" with a "Beautiful Female" more than likely, "He Is Rich." If you see a "Handsome Male" with another "Handsome Male," more than likely, "He's Gay". No Business.
Check out this handy little tool, copy it, laminate it and place it in your wallet. And the next time you come across ugly and beautiful people, you will have something to measure them up to.
Yes, this bag is only for ugly people, and it's heavy duty for extra ugliness. But please note that in the event that you're super ugly, two bags may be necessary in case one breaks.
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- Blade 7184 aka Peter
