Chandler Massey Still In The Closet, True Story

Whoever is directing or producing this show is having a hell of a time filming Chandler Massey; I know I would :-).  I swear, he's so freaking delicious!  

Yes, Massey's character, "Will Horton" is still at the fictional lake in the fictional town of Salem, defending town the town Homo, Sonny.  All the while, pretending to have the hots for his girlfriend, Gabby. 

C'mon Days of Our Lives, stop teasing us with shirtless videos of Chandler every chance you get, and give us the real thing; Him making out with Sonny!

Trust me, these are new pics; they're always at that damn lake. What? I'm not complaining. :-)

OMG Hilarious! - Square Root

Are People Really This Stupid?

Looking like a video made from National Geographic, and set to music that provides much suspense, Tyler Bradt calls his mom and tells her that he hopes he can make it to dinner on the day he chose to take a plunge down a waterfall.

And it's not just any waterfall, it's the Palouse Falls in Washington, which is 186 feet high.

And why did Tyler take such a risk?  He wanted to break a world record kayaking off a waterfall.  Seriously?  Are people really this stupid?

Must Watch: Final Destination's Final Destination

This was pure genius!  LMAO!  The cast of Final Destination 5 have made a Final Destination parody that will have you on the floor laughing, singing, crying, whichever comes first. LOL

What makes it so hilarious is the fact that they re-created the set from "Saved by the Bell" to use as their theme.  The song is actually Miles Fisher's new track, "New Romance," and yes, it's catchy; even if everyone meets a fateful end.  Absolute genius, I say.

Western Diet vs. Low-Carb Diet

But how do the mice really feel?  According to a recent study, the mice fed with a high carbohydrate diet were predisposed to breast cancer compared to those who were on a low-carb diet.  

Seriously?  

I'm tired of all these damn studies that are going to cause me to die in a few years.  Geezus if I were to combine all the studies run in the past 3 months, I'd be dead within a matter of days.  Hell, with the addition of sitting in an office for 10 years and drinking tea at home, I'd be dead even sooner!

I Quote That - Big Things

Blade's Box of Jams: Track #3 - If I Had Only Known

I'm turning on my headphones, and currently listening to... 

Reba McEntire

I was reading something about Reba as Ryan was walking out the door this morning, when he tells me, "I love you bunches."

Along with Dolly Parton, I have loved Reba since the beginning of time, and I don't know one gay boy who has never heard of this amazing artist.  Her songs are poignant, long lasting and heart enduring.  She wrote, "If I had Only Known" back in 1991 when she lost 8 of her band members in a plane crash.  It was such a heartbreaking time for her, and the rest of us who adored her so much.

Not one day goes by that I do not let Ryan know how much I love him.  You've heard me say it many times before, "he is the greatest treasure I have ever found."  I never want to say that "If I had only known," or that if today was the last day I'd see him, that I would have done things differently, because I have done everything any loving person could ever do.  And yes, I have tears running down my cheeks as I write this - it's because He is my happiness, He is my joy!

OMG Hilarious! - Underwear Backwards

Henry Cavill Teases Us With His New Superman Outfit

I am really starting to miss Brandon Routh, my one and only Superman!  He was gorgeous, luscious, and oh, so tall and muscular.  Henry Cavill is hot, but I'm not sure the fish-scaled outfit he's wearing or if making Superman without red underpants was a good idea.

I don't know... the hair, everything about it, smells fishy to me.  And you all know how much flak we gave the new Wonder Woman outfit.  It never made it to the small screen.

Of course, the new Superman movie will hit the big screen, because too much money has been invested already, and the movie is almost done filming.  What do you think?  Do you like it so far?

What If The Wizard of Oz Had An Alternate Ending?????

I posted the following video on Facebook over a year ago, and OMG it still makes me laugh my ass off.  It's absolutely, insanely hilarious!  

MAD TV couldn't have done a better job of creating an alternate ending to The Wizard of Oz, even if they tried.  The actors sound just like the originals, and they look a lot like them too!

Dorothy:  Oh, My, Oh, Will you help me, can you help me?

Good Witch:  You don't need to be helped any longer, you've always had the power to go back to Kansas.

Dorothy:  Excuse ME? (sarcastic look)

Scarecrow: Why didn't you tell her before?

Good Witch: Because she wouldn't have believed me.

Dorothy: Are you out of your Fucking Mind!  

OMG, I'm laughing my ass off right now!!

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 070

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

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War of the Roses - Rosie & Frank

It's time for the next segment of War of the Roses (Roula & Ryan's Roses).  

Once again, If you're not familiar with the "War of the Roses", then I suggest you read up on my first issue, here.  I wrote a detailed description on how it actually works.

In this morning's call, Roula took the role of Catherine from a Human Resources department of the deceived.

Responding to an email from Rosie, Roula and Ryan ask the caller a few questions before proceeding with their call to Frank, Rosie's boyfriend of 2 years.  She states that Frank recently got hired with a big company which is garnering him a buttload of money.  So much money, that she feels his attitude has changed.  She says that she sleeps over at his apartment about 3 nights a week, which she feels would have changed over the years to where she could be there 7 nights a week, but that has never happened. She also says that Frank was reluctant to give her a key, but he finally gave her one.

A few nights ago Rosie went over to his apartment and noticed that it was a huge mess, like a party had taken place.  There were bottles of champagne, 2 glasses, and a bed that looked like it had been slept in, and not just slept in..., if you get my drift.  And to make matters even worse, she smelt perfume on him about a week ago, and called him up on that too.  He responded by saying that it may have been when he was walking by a kiosk at the mall.  Really Frank, Really?

What do you think?  Did he send the Roses to Rosie, or did he send them to someone else?

Listen to the battle down below...

Part 1


Part 2

Make sure to stay tuned for next Thursday, as this is a regular series on my blog.  Feel free to share it with your friends on Facebook, or email them. There's a little Facebook button right underneath this post where it says, "This Post Written By".

Let's Spend $2.4 Trillion Dollars! Whoopees!

OMG Hilarious! - "You Baby Murdering Tramp"

OH. MY. GOD! This was hilarious as shit! No. Hilarious as Hell! Oh Dammit! It was fucking funny, okay?

Courtesy of Funny or Die.com, Nancy Grace reacts to the Casey Anthony verdict in the most un-becoming way.  You may recall last month I posted a video of Bill Maher berating poor 'ol Nancy, but I'm sorry, this woman is nuts.  Who wouldn't want to tape her mouth shut? 

Okay, that was wrong, but still...

OMG Hilarious! - The Perfect Excuse

What a Hot Mess: That Must Have Been One Sexy Sink

Don't ask me what type of sink it was, or how it bloody happened, one thing is certain... this is one hot mess!

According to AOL Travel and the Daily Mail, police are searching for a British guy who was having sex with a girl in the bathroom of a luxury yacht.  No, they are not looking for him because he was cheating on his wife (my assumption), they are looking for him, because they have a few questions for him.  Yep, some 28-year old woman severed her hand while having hot, passionate sex over a bathroom sink with this mysterious man...

'It appears they were engaged in a passionate act in the bathroom where at some stage the sink broke - leaving a jagged edge that severed the woman's hand when she fell to the floor.

'The woman almost died, and was only saved after she was airlifted to hospital where doctors managed to reattach the severed limb.

'It had been left attached by a small amount of skin.

'We believe it was probably an accident but the British man has fled and the New Zealand girl is understandably hard to speak to at the moment.

'We want to track him down to find out his side of the story.'

Really?  Was the guy that damn hot she had to have sex with him on top of a sink?  My theory is... the mysterious guy was in a cabin with his wife and children, when the cleaning lady stopped by.  The only place they could find was the cabin bathroom, or the bathroom down the hall.  What A Hot Mess!

The Video Game Marching Band

Let's see... this was shot in 2007, so most of you were still in high school or in your twenties.  Regardless of the year, the Cal vs. Stanford game produced a marching band performance so spectacular, it was absolutely fantastic! 

The Cal Band's halftime performance was based on a video game theme that featured games in the likes of Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Mario, and more.  It's times like these that make me really miss High School and College.

I Quote That - Curiosity

Flying Macbook Air

Because everyone wants one... The sky's the limit.

"The Apple Macbook Air is lighter than ever and can even fly. All the features of the Macbook Air are now more exciting when the laptop can fly."

Cover Wars 6

I can't believe it's been a month since my last Cover Wars post, but after listening to Adele's CD on my way to work this morning, I had to feature a Cover War using another one of her songs.  You may recall my very first issue featured Adele's "Rolling In The Deep."

Once again, it was a very difficult decision to make, so I went with only the guys for this battle.  The girls were fantastic, but I can only do so much. Maybe I will feature them at a later time, but for now, the war is on...

These are the top 6 guys I felt did an awesome job of covering Adele's, "Someone Like You."  Sean Rumsey, Abraham Lim, Eli Lieb, Benjamin, Chris Kennedy from The Shures, and Nick Gardner

The contest ends next Thursday, August 11, and the winner will receive a Cover Wars Gold Record that I will personally email them.  It's not an actual vinyl record, but a recognition award just for being on my blog, so your vote is really important.

 

 

Cover Wars 4 - Winner

Isn't This The Truth? Circle The One God Loves Most...

It's truly sad, but isn't this the truth?  I love God as most Americans do, but when we let religion dictate how we should love, or who we should accept in our lives, we are truly not being who He wants us to be.  God is Love... wake up, you overzealous people!

Are People Really This Stupid?

Watching this video was nothing like watching this one from two weeks ago.  This video actually made me sweat and shake with fear.  

I compare this idiot climbing without ropes and harnesses, as me climbing the side of a building using a ladder without hands.  Nah, scratch that.

It's like me jumping from a plane without a parachute. Yeah, that's more like it.  Geezus, either this guy, Alex Honnold has got balls of steel, or he's just plain stupid.  Aye, Aye, Aye.

OMG Hilarious! - Clown Car

Isn't This The Truth? There's a Special Place In Hell For...

I found these online and thought they were absolutely hilarious.  How many times have you stood in line at the grocery store, only to see the person at the front of the line walk away to grab one more item?  Hundreds for me, and that's the truth!

Or how about the dog owner who doesn't pick up their dog's poop?  Especially from my yard!  Yeah, there's a special place for you.  You... you...

Check out 6 more people after the jump...

Must Watch: Lonny

And you thought reality shows were all fun and games.  Not until you've seen Lonny.  

"So what" if you've missed a few episodes... this video will catch you up on what you've been missing.

Make sure to continue watching after the credits...

Honk for Grandma

This is wrong on so many levels.  But hilariously funny at the same time. Sorry :-) :-(

My Sister's Baby Shower Was A Success!

My sister's Baby shower over the weekend was a great success!  Thanks to her dear friends, Denise, Sandra, and her husband Richard.  Also many, many kudos to my family, including our cousins, Ray, Leo, and my brother-in-law, Luther who helped cook all day long on Friday.  And finally, a special thanks to the countless others who provided food, and helped with the clean-up afterwards.

As promised, the diaper cake I created for my sister's baby shower is in the video below.  It should transition from beginning to end, every 3 seconds or so.

Blade's Box of Jams: Track #2 - Set Fire To The Rain

I'm turning on my headphones, and currently listening to...

Ryan and I are catching up on our shows from last week, and one of my favorite performances of the night was SYTYCD's Jordan and Jess dancing to Adele's, "Set Fire To The Rain."  While most of the judges, including Lady Gaga were critical of their performance, I was very sad to see them go.  Especially when I felt there were others who were not worthy enough to go through.

It's Purely Animal - Issue No. 24 - Climb Biscuit Climb!

I don't know what it is about Jack Russell Terriers, but Lord have mercy on them. They can do everything from climbing trees, like Toby here, to rock climbing like Biscuit in the video below. Geezus!

Isn't This The Truth? Zombie vs. Baby

Hmmm, I never thought of it this way, but it actually makes sense.  Zombies have the same characteristics as babies.  The Messy eater, no sense of right and wrong, bent on destruction, keeps you awake at night in fear, and can turn others into a zombie. Isn't this the truth?  LOL.  My sister will be finding this out soon enough.

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Spider-Man: Reality or Fiction?

OMG, I'm LMFAO over here! Well, maybe I shouldn't be laughing so hard.  I do have friends who have gotten bit by spiders, and it wasn't a pretty sight..  What would really happen if a spider bit you?  You've got to watch this, it is absolutely hilarious.