Quoted: One Direction's Louis Tomlinson on Gay Rumors

“This is a subject that was funny at first but now is actually hard to deal with as I am in a relationship.... Me and Harry are best friends, people look into our every move...  it is actually affecting the way me and Harry are in public. We want to joke around but there seems to be a different rumor every time we do anything.” - Louis Tomlinson in an interview with MTV

Seriously though, if you don't want the rumors floating around, stop kissing and loving all over each other in public. Geez. LOL. Remember these photos?

Isn't This The Truth? You Drink To Make Something Happen

I'll admit it, I've done it all. lol, the memories.

Laugh of the Day: Highway Scare Prank

I don't know which is more funny; the husband pranking the wife by making her think a semi is heading straight into them, the scared look on her face, or the fact that he's going to get his ass beaten for posting the video.

Either way, it's Priceless!

Food For Thought...

And you know I had to double check with the U.S. Department of Agriculture and Factcheck.org websites to make sure that what I was posting, was in fact, true.

But yeah, as I've been saying all along, the same people who are voting for no government intervention are the same people who use more of it.

Seriously folks, we have swaths of counties surrounding our area that consist of nothing but beer-chugging, backyard partying, food stamp-whoring people who are voting against their own interests. Lol.  It's almost too funny not to laugh.
The most recent Department of Agriculture report on the general characteristics of the SNAP program’s beneficiaries says that in the fiscal year that ended Sept. 30, 2010:

• 47 percent of beneficiaries were children under age 18.
• 8 percent were age 60 or older.
• 41 percent lived in a household with earnings from a job — the so-called “working poor.”
• The average household received a monthly benefit of $287.
• 36 percent were white (non-Hispanic), 22 percent were African American (non-Hispanic) and 10 percent were Hispanic (Table A.21).

Cyanide and Happiness: I'm Gay!

Batman: Nightwing

If you're a comic book fan, or a Batman fan in general, You'll more than likely enjoy watching this short video.  While I'm not a huge fan of Batman, I have seen all the movies.  I'm more of a Superman / Wonder Woman kinda guy :-)

With only a few hundred bucks and not much time putting it together, I think Jeremy Le & Danny Shepherd did a decent job with Batman's sidekick, Nightwing (whos' kinda hot btw) LOL.

Khaleesi From Game of Thrones... In Pixar?

Khaleesi & Her Dragons.

I guess if you're a Game of Thrones fan you would appreciate this more.  I think it's pretty cool, so I had to share it.  

It has a Pixar feel to it, don't you think?

Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 28 - I'm Pregnant With My Dad's Baby

This just boggles my mind.  

I know I've been gone for a month, but the stupidity still lingers on...  I didn't know whether to post this as part of my "What A Hot Mess" series, or this one.  I guess they're both one and the same.  Well... not all the time.  

Seriously?  You hypocrites, haters (or whatever you call yourself these days) don't want Ryan and I to get married, but this is somehow okay?  Oh, but it happened in the Bible all the time, so it's okay.  Or is that the part where you can have multiple wives?

The Cities Where A Paycheck Stretches The Furthest

So now you can add the city of Houston to another list of accomplishments.

Not only has the fourth largest city in the nation been previously ranked the #1 fastest growing city in North America - it's #1 in job growth, #1 in manufacturing, #1 in wage growth, and the #1 world's fastest growing metro area.   And if that isn't enough for you, it can now call itself the #1 best city to live in.  

According to Forbes Magazine, Houstonions can stretch their paychecks much further than any other city in the country.  Houston has the lowest cost of living when it comes to utilities, transportation, consumer pricing, and most importantly housing costs; Buying a house in Houston has never been more affordable.

Check out the article here, and be proud of our city.  Don't worry Austin, Dallas, and Fort Worth - you rank 5th and 8th respectively.

Thank you, Mayor Annise Parker, for sharing the news on Facebook yesterday!

Kiss of the Week - Issue No. 019

"The best things in life are truly unseen, that's why we close our eyes when we cry, kiss and dream." 

 ~ Author Unknown

Cyanide and Happiness: Cannon

The Atlantic Road

I'm sorry, but this is scary as hell.  Look at the waves from the Atlantic as this guy crosses this superhighway in Norway.  It's downright terrifying.

According to the description, The Atlantic Road was built in 1983-1989 and has become a very popular road for tourists visiting the north-west coast of Norway.

Yeah, my ass wouldn't be crossing the Atlantic by road. LOL. Well... maybe if the sea was calm.

Your Worth More Dead Than Alive!

So let's say you are in decent shape... You have a healthy head of hair, perfect 20/20 vision, a good heart, and you don't drink too much, so you have a good liver.  You're gonna love this pretty cool infographic.  It pretty much let's you know how much your whole body is worth to science and the health industry.

They will give you $1,525 for your pair of eyeballs
$500 for each of your shoulders
$157,000 for your liver
$119,000 for your heart, and
$10 for every square inch of your good-looking skin.

What are the rest of your body parts worth?

Source: medicaltranscription.net

A PC full of filth!

No, get your mind out of the gutter.   

If you've ever owned a computer with a tower, or still own one, you know that the fans on these machines are magnets for dust, pet hair, and whatever else can sneak into it.  

After watching this video, you will know why it's a good idea, to give it a blow once in a while.

Does Anyone Have a BA in Linguisitics?

Because I would like to know WTF is up with this picture. LOL. It's pretty darn scary looking.

 

WHAT-A-RECIPE - Potted Cakes

Ever wanted to give a flower pot to a friend just for the hell of it?  Or sneak something sweet for a relative in the hospital.  Well, now you can make your very own potted cake.  Yep, take some oreos, ice cream, Sara Lee's pound cake, flowers, and you can make a flower pot that is actually a dessert!  What-A-Recipe!

I have included the images to help guide you...

Must Watch: Take Me To Your Momma for Rice & Beans

"Take me to your momma for dinner".  It's the singing chihuahua - it gets me every time. LOL. 

Nevermind that the guys in this video are hot, have hot bodies, and know how to move their ass, The chihuahua has it going on.

Cazwell is back with a new song, and this time it's called "Rice and Beans".  He left that "Ice Cream Truck" and bought a Taco one I suppose.


Is it me, or can those guys shake that ass?  I can only imagine what it's like in the bedroom. Damn!

Cyanide and Happiness: Fight

Isn't This The Truth? Every Public Bathroom Ever!

Thank you pleated-jeans for sharing what I've been thinking all along!

Little Darth to Have Open-Heart Surgery

In honor of Little Darth, I'm re-posting this video on my blog.  You may remember Little Darth from the Volkswagen commercial during the Superbowl in 2011.  If you've never seen it, you can see it here.  It's a real hoot!

7-year-old Max is having open-heart surgery today to repair a congenital heart defect.  If you haven't read about this, I highly recommend this article.  He is a brave little boy who has been contributing his time raising money for other children with heart defects.  We pray that he pull through his surgery with flying colors!