Isn't This The Truth? The First Honest Cable Company

You know? As many times as Ryan and I have called the cable company over the past year, I'm starting to think that everything in this video is true.  Cable companies are all in cahoots together - just so they can make "pools of money".

Little do they know I'm getting a $50 credit on my monthly bill until 2060, LOL.  I love it.  In either case, watch this video, it's absolutely hilarious, and oh, so true.  NSFW - contains some vulgar language.  Not suitable for children under 18.

Facebook 101: Facebook via Adolf Hitler 1938

OMG, when I saw these, I couldn't keep myself from laughing!!!!  You have to see what Facebook would have been like during 1938, shortly before the start of WWII and 7 years before the end of Hitler's reign in 1945.  Germany, Japan, France, and the U.S. - All had Facebook!  It is rated NSFW do to some vulgar language.

Sincerely, Commando [NSFW]

It feels like I was just telling this story to a group of friends on Monday during dinner.  It was about a time when I was in college and living in the dormitory.  I can't even count how many times this happened to me, but while my laundry was drying, some bozo would go in and take it out when it wasn't even dry yet.  Boy did that piss me off, but what really did it for me was when my bath towels went missing.  All hell broke loose.  Have you ever had any of your clothes or towels gone missing while in college?

This notice is NSFW, let me repeat... NSFW.  This means if you can't handle vulgar language - don't read it, because this girl is really PO'd.  And I don't blame her one bit.

Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 23 - "Because This Is What The F-ing People Want" [NSFW]

Aye, Aye, Aye, I keep asking myself the same question over and over, and I keep coming up with same freaking answer! YES! YES! and YES!

I'm sorry but this has got to be the most stupidest thing I have ever seen.  Lol. Yes, I know I'm using improper grammar, but since we're being stupid who gives a sh*t.

Seriously Bro - would you set your hair on fire, because "Bro, this is what the f-ing people want"?

So a couple idiots (who shall remain nameless), thought it would be a good idea to feed a fellow bro some flaming nachos. No. Some real flaming nachos.  But if that wasn't enough, why not use a propane tank and light their bro's hair on fire as well?  I think Matt Stopera over at BuzzFeed said it best, “If you needed anymore proof that this generation is the GREATEST generation here it is.”

Oh, one more thing... this is NSFW because of the filthy language the bros use throughout the taping and burning of their fellow bros hair. 

Rush Limbaugh's Letter To The American People [NSFW]

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I Like Your Man Areas, I Like Your Man Areas, I Like, Like, Like to Lick, Lick, Lick Your Man Areas

Johnny McGovern, what have you gone and done?  You may remember me blogging about him before - I've posted a couple of his raunchy music videos in the past.  I'm not going to explain who he is, for that you can read my previous post "Likin' Big Dicks".  As strict as YouTube is with their rules, I'm surprised he can even upload these videos.

In December I posted his much talked about "Dickmatized" and it was pretty darn hot, but this video I'm posting today is downright crazy hot.  It's definitely NSFW.  Let's just say the words in the video say, "I like your man areas, I like your man areas, you know I like, like, like to lick, lick, lick, your man areas, your not so tan areas..."  yeah it's pretty raunchy, but very hot nonetheless.

Laugh of the Day: Wanda Sykes - Waxed [NSFW]

OMG, I love this woman!  She will have you ROFL before you can count to three, okay maybe twenty, lol.  Seriously though, if your day isn't going so well, Wanda Sykes will definitely make your day.  For those who have no idea who she is, she's a stand-up comedian/American writer who used to have a sitcom on Fox titled "Wanda at Large" - it was absolutely hilarious.  Unfortunately, it only ran for two seasons.  I have labeled it NSFW, because of the foul language, but otherwise it's a definite must watch.

Gay Ads That Matter - Issue No. 009 - Sugar Baby Love [NSFW]

Ryan and I saw the movie, Breakfast on Pluto yesterday, and a song in the movie reminded him of a video I had posted on my old blog a very long time ago.  It's really cute, maybe not NSFW, but c'mon it's a cartoon.  

Introduced at the Cannes Film Festival in 2006, the film was made in reference to safe sex and AIDS awareness, one of the main reasons you see condoms throughout the video.

The song in the background is by the Rubettes, "Sugar Baby Love" I posted the lyrics after the jump.

Lyrics after the jump.

And This Is What Grandmas Are For... [NSFW]

Okay, this is funny as hell.  It's NSFW because of the lyrics to the song, but ain't this what Grandma's were made for? LMAO. 

This cute kid taped himself lip-synching to Tyga's "Rack City", and Grandma had fun doing it.  I'm not lying, so you have to check out the video for yourself.

Laugh of the Day: Guess [NSFW]

Okay, it's time for your laugh of the day, and this will definitely make you laugh.  Be aware this is NSFW, because of a few vulgar words, but it's absolutely hilarious.  

I know I really shouldn't say anything to offend the ladies, but you know this shit happens.  You know you tell your husbands or boyfriends to "guess" what's new or different about them, and the husband has to guess at it until he tells you, or he'll be facing some serious consequences.  Am I right, or am I wrong?  OMG, this is hilarious!

The Flowers of Evil [NSFW and not suitable for Children]

So how do you introduce your latest fashion designs?  Oh, I don't know, make a short film that will scare the crap out of you? LOL.  

Agent Provocateur, billed as the sexiest website in the world, released their latest luxury lingerie in early November and used director Justin Anderson to do it.  The short film titled, "Les Fleurs du Mal" was produced by Epoch Films, and I'd have to say its pretty darn creepy.

The short film is not safe for work and not appropriate for minors.

Siri Caught In The Middle [NSFW]

So I'm sure everyone knows by now that Siri is the next best thing to come along since, I don't know, The Ford Pinto?  In either case, that little bitch is up to no good once again.  This time she gets in between a loving marriage and makes things so difficult. This video is rated NSFW due to it's vulgar language.

As you know, the Siri is the new intelligent software assistant and knowledge navigator functioning as a personal assistant for, the all so fabulous, iPhone. The application uses a natural language user interface to answer questions, make recommendations, and perform actions by delegating requests to a set of web services. Siri claims that the software adapts to the user's individual preferences over time and personalizes results, as well as accomplishing tasks such as making dinner reservations and reserving a cab.

To Troll A Predator... with... Batman

So what do you do when Chris Hansen is no longer around to film "To Catch A Predator"?  Watch Batman's version of it.  LMAO!

OMG, Ryan and I used to love watching this show.  The premise of the show, which aired on MSNBC, was to catch adults preying on underage youth usually around 13-15, through online chat rooms.  Do these still exist?  

In either case, a house would be used to draw these men to it, with the hope that they would meet the teenage kid they were chatting with to have sex.  The decoy, who was either a boy or girl (never really looked like a teenager), was used in the filming of this show.  After inviting them in they would leave to get some "lemonade" or "to change clothes",  and Chris Hansen would pop out and say, "I'm Chris Hansen, with Dateline NBC."

This would spook the predator, but they would rarely attempt to leave without saying a word to Hansen, but guess what?  They weren't going anywhere, the cops were waiting outside for them.  Some of these were preachers, teachers, and fathers with teenagers of their own.  And the things they would say, were "out of this world" ridiculous.

Well... Since Chris Hansen isn't around, Batman has come to the rescue.  Sounds kinda funny, right?  But this guy is actually helping you see a reality which happens way too often.

A man dressed as Batman has been creating fake online accounts and chatting with older men in order to lure them into meeting for sex.  When they show up at an unspecified location, he confronts them with his raspy "Batman" voice.  LOL. Hey whatever works, right?  Maybe this will make the predator think twice before he does it again.  Check out a hero at work...  The online messages are NSFW, it's rather descriptive.

Postman Pat's PET SEMATARY [NSFW and not for children]

OMG, this is like the best clay-mation movie, since, since, well.. "The Nightmare Before Christmas".

LOL, seriously, Postman Pat's Pet Sematary is not your ordinary cemetary.  Think of it more like, Stephen King's Pet Sematary.  

It's gruesome, its horrendous, and it's downright nasty.  It's not meant to be seen by children, and it's probably not a good idea to watch it at work either, but if you have headphones who's stopping you? :-)

Robot Chicken: Give It Up, Sinestro [NSFW and not for children]

Absolutely hilarious. This small video clip from Adult Swim is actually better than the movie, Green Lantern. Sorry Ryan Reynolds, I still think you're hot.

Robot Chicken is dedicating one entire stop-motion special to lampooning the superheroes and villains from DC Comics, so Adult Swim's released the first-ever clip of one sad Green Lantern and his power ring. Yep, this isn't for kids.

"But power rings can do any thing with enough willpower!"
"Oh really, have you wiped out cancer on earth?"
"Uh..no..." 

"Having fingers is kind of a prerequisite"
 

The special episode is titled "RC/DC" — there's no set date for its release yet, but keep an eye out for it sometime during Summer 2012 on Adult Swim.

Are People Really This Stupid?

Geezus, here's another video you probably shouldn't be listening to at work, unless you have some headphones on.  This is some crazy ass shit here, and then you ask yourself why half our country is fucked up; I'm sure you know which half that is. 

A Park Ranger from Reno goes "postal" a couple of kids snowboarding in some park; Not just any park, this particular Ranger's park, and he is not happy.  Throughout the entire conversation he releases a stream of expletives that would put a stand-up comedian to shame.

Towards the end of the video, he tells the boys that "the way to break a man is by doing it sexually, by making him your bitch for life."  Seriously?  Are people really this stupid?

NSFW: Bonjour Gurl!

The following video went viral this week, but in case you haven't seen it, here it is.  It's absolutely hilarious.  It is Belle from Beauty and the Beast in her original voice casting.  And she couldn't sound any gayer if she tried.

GURL... Just so you know it is Not Safe For Work!  Unless you have headphones :-)

"Its got crack pipes and sewing, its like pretty in pink but if the dress looked good."

"I can hear you, bitches. Nice try whore."

"Wtf bitch I will turn you into a fur coat. Now I just got to find out how to knit"