Post Secret Fridays - Issue 073

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No One Believed Me, But It's True! Superman No Longer Is...

...wearing red underpants!  

I mentioned it several weeks ago, and I still feel the same way!  This is a blasphemy!  There is no need to change our superheros' outfits!  

Okay, so they did it with Batman, but that's Batman, and frankly I could care less with what happens with Batman - this is SUPERMAN for god's sake! SUPERMAN!

As you can see in the leaked photos of the new movie, Man of Steel, the Krypton God is not wearing his red underwear, which confirms my terrifying rumor was true.  It truly is a sad day for the country and the world.  Putting that aside, the villainess in the photo looks pretty darn cool, she is the one donning the black cape.

God Save the Queen!

Oops... I Meant Marco Save the Qween!

You know it's bad, when the "crown prince" of the Tea Party, Marco Rubio makes headlines for saving the Republican Qween, Nancy Reagan.

Yes, the junior Republican senator from Florida was escorting Nancy Reagan down the aisle of the Reagan Presidential Library when she slipped and fell.  But within a few seconds, Super Marco dived in and prevented the Qween from hitting the floor within a few inches.

He was there to save the day and give an arousing speech, way to go Marco!  Seriously, I don't know who I would vote for if it was between Ricky Perry and this idiot!  What's sad is that if he were to run for office, President Obama would be screwed, because he would take all the Latin vote just for being from Cuba.

Have You Ever Been Told To Go "F**k Yourself"?

I know I have, but have you ever really done it?  The gorgeous brother of the very gorgeous James Franco decides to do just that.   

Dave Franco, who was in an earlier post where he played Chris Mintz in a game of "You're So Hot," gets into an argument with his girlfriend who tells him to go fuck himself.  Well.... he does what he's told.  He goes to a bar for a few drinks, where he runs into himself, he plays on the beach with himself, he plays on a swing with himself, he does everything with himself...  and I mean everything....  Check out the funny video below.

OMG Hilarious! - How To Twice Someone

Back In The Day - Aaliyah vs. Justin Timberlake

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Back in the day, Aaliyah and Justin Timberlake got together to compare belly buttons.  But that isn't the only thing I noticed.  I noticed a damn hot treasure trail as well :-)  

RIP, Aaliyah.  Ten years ago today, we lost a true and talented artist.

The Muscle-Rippling, Bicep-Busting Ryan Gosling Becomes A Hero On The Streets of New York City

Yes, the very muscle-rippling, bicep-busting Ryan Gosling became a hero last weekend in NYC.  Two annoying girls were taping him break up a street fight without even realizing it was the actor from "Notebook" 

Living The Dream

It Was A Terrifying Disaster!!!!

I'm sorry, but I had to show you this graphic image of the aftermath of the D.C. earthquake that occurred earlier this week.  It was absolutely devastating!

Image courtesy of the The Daily What.

"I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A DEAL ANYMORE! AND I AM LEAVING!"

So, who has ever watched the show "Wife Swap?"  I've seen it twice, and I'm not even sure if it's still running?  The premise of the show was for two families to swap their wives/mothers for a week or two.  But it wasn't just any family, it was a family who lived a totally different lifestyle from the other. In other words, a neat and tidy family would swap their mother for a very unorganized and messy one.  I remember catching a clip of a rich mother swapping places with a poor one, and OMG the drama that ensued. It's actually a hilarious reality show.  But ohhh so crazy, it's real.

Let me introduce you to Curtis...

Curtis is used to eating whatever he likes.  If there is one thing you don't do in life, it's throwing away Curtis' food.  Sure enough, his new mom, Joy has some great nutrition advice for the family - throw away all the junk, and unhealthy food from the house in order to live a healthy lifestyle. But the moment she tries to get rid of his bacon, that's when things start to get ugly...  He starts throwing a huge tantrum and gives a big speech on how no one is going to throw away his bacon.

Check out the hilarity below.

 

"She's gonna try and stop me, but she can't run in those little high heels"

LMAO!

Where's Wall-E?

Based on the popular "Where's Waldo?" books, come's the Walt Disney version - "Where's Wall-e?"  

I had to share this with you guys, I'm sure you'll get a kick out of it.

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Gay Power Returned To Television Last Night!

"Gay Power"

The return of Daniel Joseph Baker to the semi-final round of America's Got Talent, took a turn for the better!  Not only, did he return to the stage singing Adele's "Dangerous", it was the first time he made an impression without singing a Lady Gaga cover.

Wearing a puffy white sequin ensemble, Piers Morgan praised his performance by saying he was "a pure Vegas Showman."  As you already know, Sharon Osbourne absolutely adores Daniel, and tells him that he delivers "everything with a great passion" and Howie Mandell, well... he tells him "just be yourself" and reminds him once again that he's a star!  And a star he is indeed.  Even if he doesn't make it to the finals, which I'm hoping he will, our local gay prodigy has a bright future ahead of him.  Good Luck Daniel!

OMG Hilarious! - The Wave

Foods That Will Make You Fat - Issue No. 18

Ooooh, check out all the yummy goodness below.  Isn't your mouth salivating over these fine foods that will make you fat?  My tummy is screaming for them right now.  If it's not, you and your tummy have issues. 

I mean, who wouldn't want to eat something titled "Deep Fried Cheese-Stuffed Portabello Mushroom Cheeseburger"?

Ultimate Snack Stadium

Go ahead and call a doctor so that he can be on hand when I collapse on the floor from eating all those damn twinkies.  The stadium comes complete with Slim Jim goalposts, reservoirs of queso and salsa for the end zones, fans made from assorted snack foods and the stadium itself constructed from 58 Twinkies.

Deep Fried Cheese-Stuffed Portabello Mushroom Cheeseburger

Say that 5 times, quickly! Do it now! Geezus...  Who doesn't like anything stuffed?  I know you gay boys do :-) he he.  Seriously, it's true, you're not stuffed between two gorgeous guys like you dreamed it could be, instead you have a big ass mushroom stuffed with cheese, stuffed between two beef patties smothered in cheese, stuffed between a huge hamburger bun dripping with cheese.  It's a heart-clogging cheese galore!

Tater Tots with Cheese Extravaganza

Ahhhh, the lovely tater tots with cheese.  But these aren't you're regular "Sonic" tater tots with cheese, these are tots smothered in cheddar and mozarella cheeses, covered in Jalapeno's with bits of tomatoes and some black olives.  Throw on some sour cream and salsa, and you have you're next regurgitated meal!  Okay, I've had enough.

YES!  THESE FOODS WILL MAKE YOU FAT!

Must Watch: Bridge

If you love Pixar's short movies, you will absolutely love this.  

I'm really amazed at the amount of talented artists out there who's career paths never made it past college, or better yet, that it's taken so long to get noticed.  And I'm sure this goes on in many careers, but Ting is the exception.  

Ting created this animation Thesis film during his time at the Academy of Art University in 2010, and has many times been mistaken for working at Pixar which he has not.  He clarifies this on his Vimeo website.  In his description...

Bridge is a story about four animal characters trying to cross a bridge, but ending up as obstacles to one another in the process. The moral behind this story revolves around how there are often disagreements or competing paths in life, and the possible results of pride, obstinance, and compromise.

Are People Really This Stupid?

I'm going to pretend I'm not asking that question.

Whatever, I'll ask it anyway...

Are people really this stupid?  Seriously Lady,  If it isn't doing damage to your internal organs as you sit in that truck, it has to definitely got to be doing something to your ear drums and your small brain.  Okay, am I being too cruel?  I mean, it's only 40,000 watts of bass running through her body, and her ears.

I love what a YouTube commenter said:

"Women if you need a cold air blower dryer, here you go! Side effects include massive headache, deafness, blindness, explosive diarrhea, and one hell of a bass experience!" - sxcsKiTzYkitty

Grandpa Sale

You may remember honking for Grandma when passing this SUV on your way to work, but have you seen this fabulous sale?  

I'm sorry, but this is just wrong!  Okay, it's a little funny too! But still...

If The World Were A Village of 100 People: Issue No. 2 - Gender

What if the world were a village of 100 people?  Using statistics based on the spread of the population in the world, Toby Ng Design created this poster as another way of looking at how our world is today.  

There are 18 more posters I will share with you in the coming weeks; This is the second of 20.  

If you missed the first issue, click here.

OMG Hilarious! - Infertile

I Quote That - Your World