Continuing alphabetically, I bring you this week's poster, "Futility".
Sunday, August 28, 2011
DALLAS: An ET Exclusive (Must Watch)
Absolutely excited for the return of Dallas. But why did they have to wait an entire year? Aren't they concerned J.R. could croak at any second? Geez...
But really... Ryan and I are excited about the show; If not for the drama, the glitz, the oil, the barbecues, then we're certainly watching for the gorgeous sons of Bobby and J.R.
Here's an ET exclusive that premiered last month...
Here's an ET exclusive that premiered last month...
The Woes of Being a Bad Parent - I'll Be Right Back
So imagine being 5 years old, sitting in a stroller for some unknown reason (he must've been tiny), and as you patiently wait outside for your mother - it starts to rain. So here you are, getting soaked, sitting in a stroller and all these strangers walk past you (it's pouring rain mind you), as they walk into the bar to get a drink. Ahhh... the woes of being a bad parent...
You see this bright woman here? Well, that's Sarah Cheek from Daytona Beach, Florida. Sarah went inside Crook's Den (a bar) at 10 o'clock at night to presumably go inside and buy a candy for her daughter. This is before she said she went in to apply for a job. But according to some of the drunks who saw her daughter outside (who didn't help the 5-yr-old child), say they saw Sarah gulp down two beers.
Now, you'd think after a few minutes she'd go outside to check on the kid. Nope, she asked her fellow drunkards if they could go outside and keep little "sally" company as she finished her beers.
Rule of thumb... if mom or dad say they are going inside to buy you a candy, chances are they're probably not coming back. LOL
Source: http://www.wftv.com/news/28916979/detail.html
You see this bright woman here? Well, that's Sarah Cheek from Daytona Beach, Florida. Sarah went inside Crook's Den (a bar) at 10 o'clock at night to presumably go inside and buy a candy for her daughter. This is before she said she went in to apply for a job. But according to some of the drunks who saw her daughter outside (who didn't help the 5-yr-old child), say they saw Sarah gulp down two beers.Now, you'd think after a few minutes she'd go outside to check on the kid. Nope, she asked her fellow drunkards if they could go outside and keep little "sally" company as she finished her beers.
Rule of thumb... if mom or dad say they are going inside to buy you a candy, chances are they're probably not coming back. LOL
Source: http://www.wftv.com/news/28916979/detail.html
Saturday, August 27, 2011
What a Hot Mess: Cat Parts
Seriously? I know it happens, and it's just heartbreaking, but what are these students supposed to do with their damn cat parts! This is just wrong! What a hot mess!
War of the Roses - Denise & Jackson
I'm sorry it took me so long to post this week's issue of War of the Roses. I will definitely post it on it's regularly scheduled day, next Thursday.
If you're not familiar with the "War of the Roses", then I suggest you read up on my first issue, here. I wrote a detailed description on how it actually works.
In this morning's call, Roula took on the fictional role of Penelope from Plants and Flowers.com. Ryan later mentioned that he almost broke up laughing, because she used that off-the-wall name. I'll have to admit I thought the same thing too. LOL.
If you're not familiar with the "War of the Roses", then I suggest you read up on my first issue, here. I wrote a detailed description on how it actually works.
Responding to an email from Denise, Roula and Ryan began their regular weekly segment of Roula and Ryan's Roses by asking the caller a few questions...
Denise's informs them that her 8-yr-old daughter made a recent discovery that freaked her out. She's been married for ten years to her husband, Jackson. He has a terrific job, and also goes to school. He's more like an "afternoon" dad, she says.
Well... her daughter and some friends got into his car after school, and while on the drive home found some women's underwear on the floor. Daddy's quick explanation to their daughter was that "mommy" had left them there when she was doing laundry.
One day, daughter confronts mommy, and tells her, "mommy, I didn't know you
wore the 'string kind'." My first reaction would be, "Really?..Oh...Really?? That mother fucking bastard!!!" LMAO... Nope, that wasn't the case... This apparently didn't push Denise to confront her husband, until today. She says that she has turned a blind eye over their 10 year marriage, because she didn't want to do anything, but raise their daughter. Once their daughter was born 8 years ago, everything else seemed pointless. Denise continued by saying she felt so humiliated after finding this out from her daughter, and the possibility the neighborhood kids went and told their parents.
Roula and Ryan share their thoughts on the matter, go over the rules of the "War," and ask her again if she really wants to go through with this, because regardless of the outcome, Jackson will have to know she made the call to the radio station to trick him.
So how does this battle end? Will Jackson send the flowers to Denise? Is there another woman?
the war rages on....
Part 1
Part 2
Make sure to stay tuned for next Thursday, as this is a regular series on my blog. Feel free to share it with your friends on Facebook, or email them. There's a little Facebook button right underneath this post where it says, "This Post Written By".
Stunning Photo of Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe
Based on two books by Colin Clark, it depicts the making of the 1957 film The Prince and the Showgirl, which starred Marilyn Monroe and Laurence Olivier. The film focuses on the week in which Monroe spent time being escorted around Britain by Clark, after her husband, Arthur Miller, left the country. - Wikipedia
Friday, August 26, 2011
Post Secret Fridays - Issue 073
No One Believed Me, But It's True! Superman No Longer Is...
...wearing red underpants!
I mentioned it several weeks ago, and I still feel the same way! This is a blasphemy! There is no need to change our superheros' outfits!
Okay, so they did it with Batman, but that's Batman, and frankly I could care less with what happens with Batman - this is SUPERMAN for god's sake! SUPERMAN!
As you can see in the leaked photos of the new movie, Man of Steel, the Krypton God is not wearing his red underwear, which confirms my terrifying rumor was true. It truly is a sad day for the country and the world. Putting that aside, the villainess in the photo looks pretty darn cool, she is the one donning the black cape.
God Save the Queen!
Oops... I Meant Marco Save the Qween!
You know it's bad, when the "crown prince" of the Tea Party, Marco Rubio makes headlines for saving the Republican Qween, Nancy Reagan.
Yes, the junior Republican senator from Florida was escorting Nancy Reagan down the aisle of the Reagan Presidential Library when she slipped and fell. But within a few seconds, Super Marco dived in and prevented the Qween from hitting the floor within a few inches.
He was there to save the day and give an arousing speech, way to go Marco! Seriously, I don't know who I would vote for if it was between Ricky Perry and this idiot! What's sad is that if he were to run for office, President Obama would be screwed, because he would take all the Latin vote just for being from Cuba.
You know it's bad, when the "crown prince" of the Tea Party, Marco Rubio makes headlines for saving the Republican Qween, Nancy Reagan.
Yes, the junior Republican senator from Florida was escorting Nancy Reagan down the aisle of the Reagan Presidential Library when she slipped and fell. But within a few seconds, Super Marco dived in and prevented the Qween from hitting the floor within a few inches.
He was there to save the day and give an arousing speech, way to go Marco! Seriously, I don't know who I would vote for if it was between Ricky Perry and this idiot! What's sad is that if he were to run for office, President Obama would be screwed, because he would take all the Latin vote just for being from Cuba.
Have You Ever Been Told To Go "F**k Yourself"?
Dave Franco, who was in an earlier post where he played Chris Mintz in a game of "You're So Hot," gets into an argument with his girlfriend who tells him to go fuck himself. Well.... he does what he's told. He goes to a bar for a few drinks, where he runs into himself, he plays on the beach with himself, he plays on a swing with himself, he does everything with himself... and I mean everything.... Check out the funny video below.
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Back In The Day - Aaliyah vs. Justin Timberlake
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RIP, Aaliyah. Ten years ago today, we lost a true and talented artist.
The Muscle-Rippling, Bicep-Busting Ryan Gosling Becomes A Hero On The Streets of New York City
Yes, the very muscle-rippling, bicep-busting Ryan Gosling became a hero last weekend in NYC. Two annoying girls were taping him break up a street fight without even realizing it was the actor from "Notebook"
It Was A Terrifying Disaster!!!!
I'm sorry, but I had to show you this graphic image of the aftermath of the D.C. earthquake that occurred earlier this week. It was absolutely devastating!
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"I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A DEAL ANYMORE! AND I AM LEAVING!"
So, who has ever watched the show "Wife Swap?" I've seen it twice, and I'm not even sure if it's still running? The premise of the show was for two families to swap their wives/mothers for a week or two. But it wasn't just any family, it was a family who lived a totally different lifestyle from the other. In other words, a neat and tidy family would swap their mother for a very unorganized and messy one. I remember catching a clip of a rich mother swapping places with a poor one, and OMG the drama that ensued. It's actually a hilarious reality show. But ohhh so crazy, it's real.
Let me introduce you to Curtis...
Curtis is used to eating whatever he likes. If there is one thing you don't do in life, it's throwing away Curtis' food. Sure enough, his new mom, Joy has some great nutrition advice for the family - throw away all the junk, and unhealthy food from the house in order to live a healthy lifestyle. But the moment she tries to get rid of his bacon, that's when things start to get ugly... He starts throwing a huge tantrum and gives a big speech on how no one is going to throw away his bacon.
Check out the hilarity below.
Curtis is used to eating whatever he likes. If there is one thing you don't do in life, it's throwing away Curtis' food. Sure enough, his new mom, Joy has some great nutrition advice for the family - throw away all the junk, and unhealthy food from the house in order to live a healthy lifestyle. But the moment she tries to get rid of his bacon, that's when things start to get ugly... He starts throwing a huge tantrum and gives a big speech on how no one is going to throw away his bacon.
Check out the hilarity below.
"She's gonna try and stop me, but she can't run in those little high heels"
LMAO!
Where's Wall-E?
Based on the popular "Where's Waldo?" books, come's the Walt Disney version - "Where's Wall-e?"
I had to share this with you guys, I'm sure you'll get a kick out of it.
I had to share this with you guys, I'm sure you'll get a kick out of it.
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Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Gay Power Returned To Television Last Night!
The return of Daniel Joseph Baker to the semi-final round of America's Got Talent, took a turn for the better! Not only, did he return to the stage singing Adele's "Dangerous", it was the first time he made an impression without singing a Lady Gaga cover.
Wearing a puffy white sequin ensemble, Piers Morgan praised his performance by saying he was "a pure Vegas Showman." As you already know, Sharon Osbourne absolutely adores Daniel, and tells him that he delivers "everything with a great passion" and Howie Mandell, well... he tells him "just be yourself" and reminds him once again that he's a star! And a star he is indeed. Even if he doesn't make it to the finals, which I'm hoping he will, our local gay prodigy has a bright future ahead of him. Good Luck Daniel!
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