The Making of a Pothole

Nothing pisses me off more than running over a hole that damages your tire or wheel.  Whatever the case may be, I hate those damn #%@$%^ holes!

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And all along I thought potholes were formed from falling stars or little meteorites.

Camelot Premieres Tonight on STARZ!

In February I introduced you to Camelot after the season finale of Spartacus: Gods of the Arena, but just in case you don't remember I have added a teaser down below.

The awesome new show premiering tonight on STARZ, features Jamie Campbell Bower as the future King Arthur, Joseph Fiennes with a wickedly new take on Merlin, and of course, Eva Green as the treacherous Morgana.  There are countless of other well-known actors making an appearance as well.

The show comes premieres at 9:00 PM Central, so don't miss it!

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 053

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a postcard.

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Shirt-Lifter Spotted at EyeCon Convention

Honestly, I have no earthly idea what EyeCon truly is.  I think it's safe to assume it has something to do with Vampires.  In either case, one of my favorite TV stars, Steven McQueen sat alongside Michael Trevino (his co-star from Vampire Diaries,) and answered some questions for some vampire crazed fans at "this" EyeCon convention last weekend.  Needless to say, Steven was the star of the show, showing off his beautiful body.

You can watch the entire question and answer session here. Or just watch the somewhat short video below, where Steven lifts up his shirt for a mili-second.

 

OMG Hilarious! - To The Moon

What will Happen if Gay Marriage is Legalized?

What a Hot Mess - Part I - Drunk Woman Tries To Recite Alphabet

I don't know what's worse, the woman reciting her alphabet and counting from 69, or the cop letting her continue with the torture after this hot mess.  While it's never okay to drive while intoxicated, I had my fair share of run-ins with the law growing up, and being a hot mess on a Wednesday through Saturday night was never an issue, it was the fact that I was told to recite the alphabet backwards after being pulled over.  I couldn't even do that sober if I tried.  

It seems to me like the officer is finding this quite amusing.  I did too, until I realized I was in her spot at one time. :-(

Fan's Wonder Woman Costume Become's Reality

You asked for change, and you got it.  As you may recall, the new Wonder Woman series introduced us to it's new costume a couple of weeks ago, and the uproar was outrageous.  So much so, that a fan took it upon himself to tweak the colors a bit, and produced a costume worthy of a new show.  And listen, they did.  

Not only did David E. Kelley and NBC change the color of her boots, they removed her shiny latex pants and replaced them with a much darker tone.  They also added the stars on her sides as well.   

According to SplashNewsonline.com, in the following pictures, Adrianne Palicki shuts down Hollywood Boulevard as the new ‘Wonder Woman’.  The actress donned a tight red and blue outfit for action scenes filmed through the night on the famous street. One scene saw her running through cars as she chased a villain. In another she picked herself off the street after being hit by a car.

So what do you think?  Like the changes?  Personally, I do.  I didn't really like the latex-looking pants and the matching boots.  She needed to wear red ones, and lucky for us, they're listening.

Our Future Is In Their Hands... Take 1

 

Don't think of it much, huh?  Well... Generation X, Y, and Z will be ruling our country soon, and this is the type of job you can expect; No wonder China is taking over the world.  I thought the images were funny nonetheless, and had to share them with you. 

Here are our creative geniuses at work...

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OMG Hilarious! - Opticians

Rebecca Black vs. The Beatles

Remember Rebecca Black?  You know. The nobody from California who became an iTunes millionaire overnight, thanks to you.

Well, I found this chart quite fascinating.  It compares her song, "Friday" with "A Day In The Life" by The Beatles, and this is what you come up with.

 

Unfortunately, not all of the Beatles are alive to take Rebecca Black down for screwing with their song, but it's funny how the comparisons never end.  It has gone on for ages people, let it go!

Flashback to the 1960's - Happy Heart

"There's a certain sound, Always follows me around.  When you're close to me you will hear it.  It's the sound that lovers finally will discover, When there is no other for their love.  It's my happy heart you hear, Singing loud and singing clear, And it's all because you're near, Be my love."

I first heard those lyrics on the movie "Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss," and ever since then it has remained in my head;  I don't know why, but it just makes me happy hearing it.  I guess, because I've never been so in love.  In less than 2 months it will be 6 years for Ryan and I, and I can't think of anyone else I'd rather have by my side, maybe it's his Happy Heart I hear.

The song, "Happy Heart" was released by Petula Clark back in 1969, and of course along with it, some controversy.  Think of it as today's Lady Gaga stealing Madonna's music (as if). I don't know much about it, just that Andy Williams had also released that same song, the same year.  All that aside, I like Petula's version better anyway.

Clark was born in Epsom, Surrey, England, who later became an actress, singer and composer, whose career has spanned seven decades.  She has made countless movies and numerous singles, several in French, German, Italian and Spanish; Quite fascinating to say the least.  You can read more about Petula's extinguished career at Wikidpedia.com, but for now, let's take flashback to the 1960's and listen to Happy Heart.

Just Plain Sexy!

Mind-Boggling News: I Super-glued a Tiny Hat to My Head - PLEASE HELP!

Courtesy of news from the United Kingdom...

Shawn super-glued a miniature sequined fedora to the side of his head, and what was fashionable by night, became a living nightmare by day.

In related news, Dr. Harry Coover, the creator of Super Glue, has passed away at the age of 94.

 

Come to find out, the nurse who treated Shawn wasn't too keen on the idea of people making fun of him ever since this video surfaced, and she had this to say...

As the Nurse who looked after Sean, I'd like to stick up for him. He DID try soaking it off, and he DID try nail polish remover aswell. He came to A&E as a last resort so all of you making negative comments really need to chill out and see it for what it was. xx - Mrs. Dabass

Of course, with a name like Dabass, I'd be concerned too.

How Weird Is This?

HBO & True Blood Releases Another Damn Teaser!

I know it's only 2-1/2 months away, but that isn't fast enough.  And this Britney Spears Teaser-shit isn't helping things either!  HBO has released another short preview of True Blood's Season 4, and while it doesn't provide much action, it does give us an insight into what may be happening in the upcoming season.  It looks to me, like Bill and Eric are up against a greater force.

Earlier, we saw Eric Northman walking the forest with Amnesia, A very hot, Jason Stackhouse injured and tied to a bed, and now we get Bill Compton.

 

I don't know about you, but this Waiting Sucks!

What Is Your Batman Name?

What Kids See...

I couldn't help but share this pictures, they are downright hilarious.

The sad thing is.... I still see some of what our kids see.

 

If Angry Birds Became a Live-Action Film

Rumor has it, an animated feature on the popular Apple, Inc. game, Angry Birds will be hitting theatres sometime soon, but I don't think a Live-Action film is in the works.  If you're not familiar with this ridiculous game, then you probably won't understand the trailer either, but I have enough friends playing this addictive game to pretty much get the gist of it.  The following trailer was created by the geniuses at RoosterTeeth.com, all characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. haha - I just had to add that.

In the game, players use a slingshot to launch birds at pigs stationed on or within various structures, with the intent of destroying all the pigs on the playfield. As players advance through the game, new birds appear, some with special abilities that can be activated by the player.

OMG Hilarious! - Roller Coaster

First Woman Vice-Presidential Nominee Passed Away Saturday

I've been so busy the last couple of days with Spring having started last Sunday and visiting my sister over the weekend, that I forgot to offer my condolences to the Ferarro Family.  I vividly remember when Geraldine Ferarro became the first woman on a major party ticket.  My parents were pissed, because they felt women had no place in roles of authority.  Christians - what do you do with them?

She was hated and despised by the Republican party, which goes to show the kind of people they really are.  Why would someone choose to hate a teacher and a lawyer who was once the head of the Special Victims Bureau that dealt with sex crimes, child abuse and domestic violence?  On the contrary, she was more liked, than hated.  She was inducted into the National Women's Hall of Fame and received countless of awards.

My sister, Ryan and I were having lunch at a Chinese restaurant on Saturday, when we saw the headlines on television.  Ferarro had Blood Cancer Multiple Myeloma, which she survived for 12 years, an amazing feat in itself as treatment options are limited, and many Myeloma patients succumb to the disease within a few years.  Working at the University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center, I certainly understand the need for clinical trials in cancer and Ms. Ferarro did her fair share of becoming a part of them.

OMG Hilarious! - Anniversary Gifts

So do you have an anniversary coming up?  If so, then keep these traditional anniversary gifts in mind when deciding what to get your spouse.  I guess if you're gay, the effeminate one is the girl, right?  Am I wrong?  Oh Fuck it, just give the list to your mom.

Our Gays Just Keep on Winning Singing Competitions

In a quickly changing world, it seems our family is being dished out one by one.  You may recall my post on the gorgeous, out and proud Joseph McElderry winning the X-Factor crown in the UK.  Well it seems that a 15-year-old lesbian by the name of Sarah Connor won the title for Denmark last month. 

Sarah has won herself a million dollars and a recording contract,  And if you think the X-Factor has nothing on American Idol, think again.  They are the biggest singing competition on the other side of this planet, and this fall, Simon Cowell and his crew will bring the popular show into our homes.

Congratulations Sarah on this amazing achievement!  Below she performs Lady Gaga's "Poker Face," for the win.

Devils & Angels

In an appropriately titled video, "Devils & Angels," I couldn't help but laugh when Steve Harvey from Family Feud (who I think is the best game show host ever) asked contestants, Chris and Susan to "Name something that gets passed around."

Poster of the Week - Issue No. 7 - Burnout

Continuing alphabetically, I bring you this week's poster, "Burnout."

 

10 Yr. Old Boy from The Woodlands Takes a Joy Ride

Courtesy of blogger Michael K and MSNBC, I bring you this crazy adventure starring 10-year-old Zilan Fitch out of The Woodlands, TX, a town 2 seconds from where Ryan and I live.  Imagine how much we laughed when watched the video (down below) and read this story...

When Zilan's mom, Christi Sanders, punished him last Wednesday morning, he did what any self-respecting bad little shit would do: he jumped in her SUV and drove away. Christie immediately got in her other car and chased after Speed Zilan through the streets of their neighborhood. Proving that he's a better driver than most, Zilan stayed in his lane and even used his signal before turning.

Christie called the police and they want after Zilan too, but their asses couldn't keep up. Even after another car hit Zilan from behind, he put the bitch to the metal and kept driving as though he could see Mexico ahead and Thelma was screaming "DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!" into his little ears. The chase eventually ended when Zilan pulled into a doughnut shop parking lot. The cops arrested his little ass and took him down to juvie. Zilan was released and charged with unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.

When the local news asked Zilan what he learned from this, he answered, "Sitting in jail, we had to sleep on a metal bed."

That's it?! Zilan could've crashed into that store and murdered dozens of doughnuts and that's all he has to say?! He might as well have said, "I don't give a fudge." (Zilan will lose his sleeveless jersey wearing privileges for a whole week if he says the F word). It's official. The 2011 reincarnation of Latarian Milton has been born.

OMG Hilarious! - The Tumor