Today, Most Resumes Go Something Like This

Must Watch: The Job Reference

Remember that job interview from last week?  Well, imagine listing your friend as a personal reference on your job application?

Link wants to do some substitute teaching at a local middle school, and asks his childhood friend/roommate, Rhett, if he could put in a good word for him.   Rhett replies and asks, "what do you want me to say?"  

"Just be honest," Link tells him, "let 'em know that I'm normal, that I'm not some criminal or psychopath."  And then the hilarity ensues.  OMG, it's freaking hilarious as shit!

Must Watch: A Job Interview With A Twist

Courtesy of the lovely folks at reddit, I bring you this outrageously funny video.  OMG, I couldn't keep myself from laughing.

After the interviewer informs the applicant the she is over-qualified for the position she's applying for, she replies in kind...

"oh, that's okay, I don't intend to work very hard...  in fact I only intend to show up when I feel like it, which is good, because I have a wide variety of extremely annoying personal habits, and absolutely no sense of personal hygiene."

Like the circle of life.... it's the circle of finding a job.

What's the real reason you can't find a job? Is it the fact you don't know how to present yourself during the interview, or is it not having the job - to give you the money - to purchase the gas - that takes you to the interview?

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