Poster of the Week - Issue No. 28 - Hazards

Continuing alphabetically, I bring you this week's poster, "Hazards".

Meet Your New Romeo & Juliet

So the last time a Romeo & Juliet movie was released there was a horrible tragedy at the end... Oh wait.  THERE STILL IS!  Ugh, I hate movies, where I already know the outcome.

Well, at least we have two gorgeous new actors besides Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes reprising their roles; Not that they could, they're dead! LOL.

Yes, this is your Juliet, the girl from "Kick-Ass," Chloe Moretz.  I know, she's all grown up.  How do these kids grow up so fast? Geez.

And OMG they couldn't have picked a prettier boy to play Romeo.  His name is Douglas Booth, and what a sexy guy he is.  Yummylicious!  He recently starred in the 2010 biopic of Boy George, where he played the singer himself.

Creative Art Using Oreos

Artist and Sculptor, Judith G. Klausner "is a Somerville, MA artist with a love for small, intricate, and overlooked things," and that she is.  

For her latest work, she has carved Victorian images onto Oreo cookies, and what masterpieces they turned out to be.  You can visit her website "From Scratch" and check out the other fine art she's produced over the years.  From Toast Embroidery, Cereal Sampling, and Wallpaper out of condiments.  Pretty fascinating to say the least.

Here's a sample of her Oreo Cameos she did this year.

When I Walk In The Club

Yeah, this is pretty much what happens.  I walk in, buy a couple of drinks, and ask my friends if they want a shot.  Why the hell not? LMAO.  This chart is telling it like it is.

The Woes of Being a Bad Parent - Throw Your Kid Off A Boat, That Will Shut Him Up!

Hey, the next time your kid pisses you off, just throw him off a boat! I'm sure your kid annoys the hell out of you, so that's a sure way to quiet him down.

I'm actually being serious. Meet Sloane Birles of sunny California, who thought it was a brilliant idea to throw his 7-year-old son off a boat, because he wouldn't stop crying.  Get a load of this guy, as he practically admits to doing it, and proud he did so.

Good thing there were 80+ witness at the scene.

I think they need to throw Mr. Briles off a boat in the Amazon or in shark infested waters with cuts on his body so they could smell the blood.  Oh... The Woes of Being a Bad Parent...