Magical Fun 101: The Floating Cup

Okay, this guy Rahat is a genius.  Why he hasn't appeared on America's Got Talent is beyond me.  He first lit his wallet on fire, then he made a dollar bill float in mid-air, and now he's freaking people out, by making his coke levitate in front of shocked and stunned drive-thru workers.

The drive-thru worker bees are fucking hilarious!!! OMG - this was so good.  My favorite part was when Rahat tells one of the cashiers that when he was 11 years old he received a letter from Hogwarts, and she believed him. LMFAO. "Are you serious?" she asked him.

What If You Start Choking on Your Steak? What Do You Do?

So you're sitting in restaurant, and your partner starts to choke on their steak, what do you do?  What if it's a baby?  Or what if it's you?  Well, the following images will help you with all these situations, and more!

If subject is conscious do this one.

If subject is unconscious do this one.

If it's a baby do this one.

If it's YOU choking on a peanut do this one!

And finally, if it's a zombie, do this one.

What Keeps a Gay Man in Shape?

FEAR!

Yep, and "this is brought about because gay men are afraid that they will be alone for the rest of their lives. If a gay man is not "serving body" while competing to find a trick or boyfriend in one of the more muscle-bound climates of gay culture, he will be sorely shut out. That is why gay men don't get fat, because if they don't have pecs, guns, and glutes, they're going home alone." - Brian Moylan on Simon Doonan's new book, "Gay Men Don't Get Fat".

Moylan goes on to say there are three things a gay man wants; to get buff, married, and stay buff.  And the reason?  Threesomes!  

He says "there are countless committed gay couples out there who like to either play on the side or invite guest stars into their beds. And you're not going to get any A-list guest stars if you're giving D-list torso with a four-star gut. Yes, gay men go to the gym to stay competitive, but since the man-eating marathon doesn't end after marriage, they just keep on competing and competing until death do they part."

While this is not the case for many gay couples, Moylan did write some very interesting points in his Gawker article.  The Instinct article left out a majority of what Brian had to say, but that sure didn't keep Instinct commenters from posting harsh comments about him.

OMG Hilarious! - Pick Up Kids

Foods That Will Make You Fat - Issue No. 17

We continue with another fabulous issue of "Foods That Will Make You Fat".  And in today's issue you will have the joy of checking out three fabulous meals that will convince you to jump off a ship, or throw yourself in front of moving vehicle; Going at a very high speed of course. LOL

Fat Circus Waffle

Seriously, if you want Captain Crunch, Ice Cream or A Waffle, why can't you just eat a serving of one product for breakfast?  Do you really need all three of these high-carb, diabetes-inducing, heart-stopping crap right before you head into work or school?  And you can't forget the chocolate sauce and sprinkles. Can't forget the sprinkles!

In'N'Out "animal style" Fries

I'm about to barf just watching this hot mess.  Ugh. that's disgusting! I can't even look at the picture as I type this.  All I'm going to say is it looks like some type of Sloppy Joe mixture, with cheese, french fries and some "special sauce".  That is just nasty.

Bacon-wrapped Meatloaf

We can never be done with bacon, everybody loves that shit. From bacon bits to bacon-wrapped Jalapenos; Bacon is the meat of the decade.  But never in my wildest dreams did I ever think of making a meatloaf with macaroni and cheese in the middle, and with bacon wrapped all around it.  If you don't have a heart-attack after eating this mess, then you must be doing something right.

It's Purely Animal - Issue No. 25 - The Multi-functional Jesse

On June 22nd, you saw Toby climb a tree without fear, and he climbed way, way up.  On July 28th, you saw Biscuit climb a mountain, and yes, without fear also.  

This time around, you will see Jesse doing just about everything you want him to do.  Want him to take the groceries in for you?  Jesse will do it.  Want him to fold laundry, and put it up for you?  Jesse will do it.  When you go to the pet store, he does his own shopping.  When you are too tired to make breakfast, he will make some toast for you, pull the sheets off your bed, and get your tea or coffee ready.  Jesse can do anything!

This video was too cute, I couldn't stop watching Jesse do all these amazing things.  I really hope Ryan's parents get a Jack Russell Terrier when their Pit Bull, Spirit goes to doggy heaven (or hell).

Madonna's Gaga Nightmare: Part 2

Last month I posted the video, Madonna's Gaga Nightmare, and it was funny as hell.  In it, Madonna was trying to reboot her career, including taking her gays back from Lady Gaga.

In part 2, Madonna is at home recuperating when Gaga keeps prank calling her, and with a little help from Cher, they concoct a scheme.

The parody features scenes from Mommy Dearest and Death Becomes Her, which are absolutely hilarious.  If you haven't seen either of these movies, then some parts may fly over your head.

Most of the other gay icon characters are back, including, Bette Midler, Liza Minnelli, and Sue Sylvester.  Check out the hilarity below.

Generation Consoles by Location in Household

So how many of you are playing your PS3, Wii, or Xbox 360 in your living room, bedroom, den, office, or other room in the house?  Here are some pretty interesting statistics according to Neilsen's ratings.

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