You Will Always Be Kevin!

He played deranged NYC club kid, Michael Alig in The Party Monster, a wheel chair-bound student in a Conservative Christian high school in Saved, a boy who died from a bee sting in "My Girl," and an evil child in "The Good Son," but no matter how you look at him, in our eyes he will always be Kevin McAllister from Home Alone.

Must Watch: It Getteth Better

Oh M Gee, the Lord, thy God, has created his own "It Gets Better video," and it's absolutely hilarious!

On November 1, Simon & Schuster is publishing THE LAST TESTAMENT: A Memoir by God, co-written with David Javerbaum, the 11-time Emmy Award-winning former head writer and executive producer of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and in order to publicize his book, they have released this candid animated promo...

"Look, I created the garden of Eden, does thou really think I would entrust such a high pressure landscaping job to straight people? Use thy head."

"I love all human beings equally, and punish them equally. Gay, straight, bisexual, transgender, thou are all equally smiteful in my eyes"

The First Four Words Apply To You...

Too funny, my first four words were, "Bay," "Sentimental," "Love," and "Passionate."  What are your first four words?

 

I Quote That - Heart and Life

Oh, this is so very true!  Thank you Christopher Maldonado for sharing this wonderful quote.

Quoted: Mark Driscoll - Your Next Mega Church Celebrity Pastor

“Masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual way. However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.” - Pastor Mark Driscoll of Seattle’s Mars Hill Church.

Damn, I almost feel bad for all the straight men and boys, because if you've done such a horrendous thing, you're gay.  And parents, you better keep a watchful eye on your son's extracurricular activities, you don't want them turning out like you. GAY!

Seriously speaking though...  I'm a Christian and believe in God, but what drives people of faith to listen to this mess?  And to believe it nonetheless.

What a Hot Mess: Have Yourself A Very Merry Biebmas

Seriously?  It's October.  OCTOBER!!!!!  WHAT A HOT MESS!

Justin Bieber has released his first Christmas single, "Under The Mistletoe", and with all the flak they give Lady Gaga, this song sounds eerily familiar to other tracks I've heard before.

But guess what?  You're going to hear this song over the holidays over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and... do I need to go any further?  Might as well start listening to it now.

7 million views on YouTube and it's only been out 3-1/2 days.  Jesus Christ!  Sorry Jesus, It's the Biebs, he's in charge now - everyone idolizes this kid. 

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 080

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

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On the back of the card: the trouble is i don't think i have the kind of loneliness that other people can cure

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No, you don't. I have all three and feel more alone than ever.

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