So do you have an anniversary coming up? If so, then keep these traditional anniversary gifts in mind when deciding what to get your spouse. I guess if you're gay, the effeminate one is the girl, right? Am I wrong? Oh Fuck it, just give the list to your mom.
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Sunday, March 27, 2011
OMG Hilarious! - Anniversary Gifts
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Comical,
Effeminate,
Funny,
Gifts,
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Our Gays Just Keep on Winning Singing Competitions
In a quickly changing world, it seems our family is being dished out one by one. You may recall my post on the gorgeous, out and proud Joseph McElderry winning the X-Factor crown in the UK. Well it seems that a 15-year-old lesbian by the name of Sarah Connor won the title for Denmark last month.
Sarah has won herself a million dollars and a recording contract, And if you think the X-Factor has nothing on American Idol, think again. They are the biggest singing competition on the other side of this planet, and this fall, Simon Cowell and his crew will bring the popular show into our homes.
Congratulations Sarah on this amazing achievement! Below she performs Lady Gaga's "Poker Face," for the win.
Sarah has won herself a million dollars and a recording contract, And if you think the X-Factor has nothing on American Idol, think again. They are the biggest singing competition on the other side of this planet, and this fall, Simon Cowell and his crew will bring the popular show into our homes.
Congratulations Sarah on this amazing achievement! Below she performs Lady Gaga's "Poker Face," for the win.
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gay,
Gay Musicians,
Joseph McElderry,
Lady Gaga,
Lesbian,
Sarah Connor,
Simon Cowell,
videos,
X-Factor
Devils & Angels
In an appropriately titled video, "Devils & Angels," I couldn't help but laugh when Steve Harvey from Family Feud (who I think is the best game show host ever) asked contestants, Chris and Susan to "Name something that gets passed around."
Filed Under:
Comical,
Family Feud,
Funny,
Game Show Host,
Steve Harvey,
Televsion Game Shows,
videos
Poster of the Week - Issue No. 7 - Burnout
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Comical,
De-motivational,
Funny,
Poster of the Week,
POW
10 Yr. Old Boy from The Woodlands Takes a Joy Ride
Courtesy of blogger Michael K and MSNBC, I bring you this crazy adventure starring 10-year-old Zilan Fitch out of The Woodlands, TX, a town 2 seconds from where Ryan and I live. Imagine how much we laughed when watched the video (down below) and read this story...
When Zilan's mom, Christi Sanders, punished him last Wednesday morning, he did what any self-respecting bad little shit would do: he jumped in her SUV and drove away. Christie immediately got in her other car and chased after Speed Zilan through the streets of their neighborhood. Proving that he's a better driver than most, Zilan stayed in his lane and even used his signal before turning.
Christie called the police and they want after Zilan too, but their asses couldn't keep up. Even after another car hit Zilan from behind, he put the bitch to the metal and kept driving as though he could see Mexico ahead and Thelma was screaming "DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!" into his little ears. The chase eventually ended when Zilan pulled into a doughnut shop parking lot. The cops arrested his little ass and took him down to juvie. Zilan was released and charged with unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.
When the local news asked Zilan what he learned from this, he answered, "Sitting in jail, we had to sleep on a metal bed."
That's it?! Zilan could've crashed into that store and murdered dozens of doughnuts and that's all he has to say?! He might as well have said, "I don't give a fudge." (Zilan will lose his sleeveless jersey wearing privileges for a whole week if he says the F word). It's official. The 2011 reincarnation of Latarian Milton has been born.
When Zilan's mom, Christi Sanders, punished him last Wednesday morning, he did what any self-respecting bad little shit would do: he jumped in her SUV and drove away. Christie immediately got in her other car and chased after Speed Zilan through the streets of their neighborhood. Proving that he's a better driver than most, Zilan stayed in his lane and even used his signal before turning.
Christie called the police and they want after Zilan too, but their asses couldn't keep up. Even after another car hit Zilan from behind, he put the bitch to the metal and kept driving as though he could see Mexico ahead and Thelma was screaming "DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!" into his little ears. The chase eventually ended when Zilan pulled into a doughnut shop parking lot. The cops arrested his little ass and took him down to juvie. Zilan was released and charged with unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.
When the local news asked Zilan what he learned from this, he answered, "Sitting in jail, we had to sleep on a metal bed."
Filed Under:
Bad kids,
Bad Parenting,
Houston,
Houston news,
Local News,
Michael K,
MSNBC,
News Video,
The Woodlands,
videos,
Zilan Fitch
OMG Hilarious! - The Tumor
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comic strip,
Cyanide and Happiness,
funnies,
OMG Hilarious
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