Breaking News: New York State Passes Gay Marriage Law!

The GOP Controlled Senate of New York just passed the same-sex marriage bill! We love you New York! All Americans can marry in New York in 30 days! Woo Hoo! As one Republican senator stated, he could not put himself to vote "no" for this bill, when he and his wife have 1300 rights in his state, and many other human beings do not. 

With a vote of 33 to 29, the state of New York approves Gay Marriages

The Joys of Being a Parent: The Hugger of the Dead - A Little Girl

I'll say it once, and I'll say it again... There's nothing like The Joys of Being a Parent.  

When the family dog, Ivy, decides to kill a squirrel, the little girl doesn't scream, she doesn't cry, and she doesn't grieve.  Nope, she simply bathes herself with death, loving, and rubbing the dead squirrel with every measure of her being.  

You can tell the parents are trying very hard not to overreact, they just want to make sure the child lets it go. Truly humorous.

Ey! Ey! Ey!

Jesus! I love this boy - Marlon Teixeira.  Last month, he was on the cover of Ey! Magazine from Brazil, how could I have missed this? LOL.

You may recall, Marlon was recently featured on my weekly series, "The Boy Next Door" back on May 31st - his photos are absolutely gorgeous.   Marlon has also been featured in several past issues of "Swimsuit Saturdays," "Guys With Caps," "Ads That Make You Sweat," and my very first blog post, in "The Cover Boys of Coitus Magazine"

The Official Gay Card

Now this is fierce! LOL

Click HERE to get your gay card today.  The questions are absolutely hilarious!

You have at least one of these divas on your iPod: Gaga, Madonna, Britney, Cher, Kylie?  Yes or No

You have a very strict personal grooming ritual (that extends below the neck)?; Yes or No

I scored a 72  - "The card is yours, but we think you can work it a little harder."

A Machine That Destroys Everything!

Once you start watching this video, you won't stop until it ends - It's really interesting to watch.  This amazing contraption can swallow up tennis balls, tennis shoes, blankets, tampons, and a small sofa.  Watch as it turns them into pieces smaller than a dime.

OMG Hilarious! - Sticks and Stones

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 065

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a postcard.

See More Secrets. Follow PostSecret on Twitter.

Want to see find older PSF issues? Go here.

Cover Wars 4 - The Results

I didn't have very many voters this week, but Eypee did manage to pull out a win for his rendition of Pink's hit song, "Fuckin Perfect."  He was up against Peter from the Czech Republic and Marina Braga from Brazil.  The total tally was Eypee 3, Marina 2, and Peter 1.

Congratulations Eypee!  If you ever "Google" your name or a cover to a particular song, and you somehow manage to stumble upon my blog, I wish you the very best on your endeavours.  

- Blade aka Peter

Let's listen to the cover once more...

Bike Lanes Suck

So how do you prove that bicycle lanes are the dumbest thing in the book?  Just tape a video of yourself crashing into things.

Last week, I posted a great video by Ron Gabriel, on the expansion of bike lanes in New York, and the issues that have arisen because of it.

This time around, Casey Neistat wishes to let everyone know he got a ticket for not riding on the bicycle lane.  He informed the officer that bike lanes were not safe, hence, the video below.

Tootpaste Longevity

That sounds about right...