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Sneaking Out...

Ohhhhh Austin Butler, the only other hottie I'd sleep with besides my partner, Ryan is caught leaving Vanessa Hudgen's home on Tuesday morning.  And through a window nonetheless.  

I guess he must have thought nobody would catch him.  I do have to hand it to Vanessa though; She sure has good taste in man-meat!  First Zac Efron and now Austin Butler?  Geez... all she needs now is to sleep with boys beginning with the letters "B" through "Y" and she'd have the entire alphabet. LOL

War of the Roses - Renee & Paul

I swear, this week's "Roses" was really f*cked up.  I'm sorry for my French, but this was one crazy ordeal.  I'm for not posting an issue last week, I completely forgot to download the audio, and I only had a few hours to do it.

If you're not familiar with my "War of the Roses" segment, then I suggest you read my first issue, here;  I wrote a detailed description on how it actually works.

In today's call Roula & Ryan spoke with Renee who's been married to her husband, Paul, for a mere 2 years.  She starts off by saying that she has a feeling her best friend, Allie, also of 2 years, slept with her husband last weekend.
Renee states that her and her husband Paul are partiers, and that they go out drinking every weekend with her best friend.  She says that they usually hang out with Allie 3 or 4 times a month, but over the course of the last 6 months things have been getting a little weird.  When Roula & Ryan ask her what she means by that, she tells them she was about to post some pictures on Facebook from their weekend partying when she noticed that Paul and Allie were smooching in some of them.  When she confronts her husband about it, he tells her they were all real drunk and that she even kissed her too.  But she says, she can't recall doing it.

Last weekend Allie spent the night at their house, because they didn't want her driving home drunk, but Renee herself was so drunk she more than likely blacked-out. She doesn't remember the night before, or how she got in bed - the signs of a real drinking problem.  But she did notice the guest bedroom looked like something had been going on in there.  Well that's when things get kinda iffy... because supposedly the husband slept on the couch.

Roula and Ryan share their thoughts on the matter, go over the rules of the "War," and ask her again if she really wants to go through with this, because regardless of the outcome, Paul will have to know she made the call to the radio station to trick him.

So how does the battle end?  Will Paul send the flowers to his wife, Renee, or to her best friend, Allie?  What's really going on?

And the war rages on....

Part 1

Part 2

Make sure to stay tuned for next Thursday, as this is a regular series on my blog.  Feel free to share it with your friends on Facebook, or email them. There's a little Facebook button right underneath this post where it says, "This Post Written By".

Isn't This The Truth? Facebook Changes

Too funny, but oh my Lord, isn't this the truth???? LOL

Quoted - Brad Pitt on Gays & Religion

“What are you so afraid of? That’s my question. Gay people getting married? What is so scary about that? It’s complicated. You grow up in a religion like that and you try to pray the gay away. I feel sadness for people like that. This is where people start short-circuiting—instead of being brave and questioning their beliefs, they are afraid and feel that they have to defend them. I don’t mind a world with religion in it. There are some beautiful tenets within all religions. What I get hot about is when they start dictating how other people must live. People suffer because of it. They are spreading misery.”– Brad Pitt, to Parade magazine, on gays and religion.

Never ask why I love this man.  Ryan and I love you Brad!

Must Watch: Another Unprecedented Event Took Place Two Weekends Ago...

You may remember the unprecedented event that I blogged about on September 9th, or you may not.  In either case, another unprecedented event took place last Friday, September 16th.  

The BIGGEST gathering ever recorded for a game of Dodgeball. It was held at Thanksgiving point in Utah. According to the official numbers, nearly 4,000 people showed up to be a part of the game, and that doesn't include the amount of people that joined by jumping the fence. 

750 balls were used in the making of this video. LOL.  Check it out.