Movies to Watch - Maybe - Carrie

Personally,  I think re-making a classic Stephen King movie such as Carrie is like an amateur producer asking, "Why don't we re-make the musical, Grease?".  Okay, so maybe I'm being a little too facetious.

All kidding aside, the upcoming movie, Carrie looks pretty darn good even though I have reservations about it.  Here's the trailer in case you haven't seen it.  The power of Christ compels you to.

Movies to Watch - Maybe: The Blue Lagoon The Awakening

So apparently the only good thing about the Blue Lagoon remake is this guy, right here - Brenton Thwaites.  Not to be complaining, but the original movie was a theatrical release, and not on Lifetime.

Oh, and the Christopher Atkins' character had less clothes.  I think Brenton has too much clothes in these movie clips.  Don't you think?

One more eye candy shot after the jump... and a trailer. Geez.

Movies to Watch - Maybe: The Lucky One

What the hell am I talking about?  I know that Ryan and I will watch this sappy ass movie.  

There's pros and cons to watching this movie like knowing that it stars the lovely Zac Efron, whose managed to bulk up and look manly for the movie, but unfortunately for him, still acts like Troy Bolton from High School Musical.

Second, the boy is trying too hard to emulate Leonardo DiCaprio and we all know how that ended up this week for the A+ movie star - another year with no Oscar nomination.  

And third if your like us, and cried during the movies "The Notebook" and "Dear John", you're going to absolutely love this one.

The "Lucky One" which also stars Taylor Schilling and Blythe Danner is about a Marine who travels to North Carolina after serving three tours in Iraq and searches for the unknown woman he believes was his good luck charm during the war.

Movies to Watch - Maybe? "Warm Bodies"

So would you see it? That is the question.  Honestly, it's been about Wizards and Vampires for who knows how many years now.  We have nothing but sparkly vampires (Twilight), vampires falling in love with humans (Twilight, Vampire Diaries, True Blood), Wolves, Witches, and Fairies.  When will this phenomenon stop?  Oh.  I know.

Next August, when they have Zombies taking over our hearts in the movie, "Warm Bodies".  No, Really.  Nicholas Hoult (Skins, X-men: First Class) will star alongside "I Am Number Four" co-star Teresa Palmer.

AMC already has us feeling bad for "The Walking Dead," and now we have Zombies falling in love, and talking?!?!  Really?  Zombies don't need talk, they're dead!  All they crave are brains, not love!  I don't know, the story sounds kinda interesting, but I don't know. I'm still in that, "maybe" stage.

What do you think?  Will you be watching this movie?  The movie will also star Rob Corddry, John Malkovich, Analeigh Tipton, and the very yummy Dave Franco.

For a synopsis of the movie, read after the jump...

Movies to Watch - Maybe: White Frog

Boo Boo Stewart from the Twilight series (yes boo boo is his name), Teen Wolf's Tyler Posey, Harry Shum, Jr. from Glee, and countless of other hotties appear in this movie.   It's about a kid (Stewart) with Aspergers who deals with the death of his hot, shirtless, older brother (Shum) who starts hanging out with his brother's friends, Gregg Sulkin and Posey.

Okay, I know it's about the perfect neighborhood, the perfect street, the perfect house, and the perfect family, but couldn't they have added, boys with the perfect bodies?  Geez, this is nothing but twink porn for teenage girls and boys.

Will Ryan and I watch it?  Maybe. LOL

Movies to Watch - Maybe: Contagion

So what do all the following actors have in common?

They star in a movie together.... yep, it's another virus outbreak movie.  Never seen one?  I'm going to pretend you didn't ask yourself that question.

So yea, Gwyneth Paltrow plays  a character in the movie,"Contagion" who contracts the "bird flu."  Well, the Avian Flu, but oh well, "tomato, toe-ma-to," same thing.  And Matt Damon plays her grieving husband.  Yea she dies!  I didn't spoil it dammit - it's in the trailer. geez!

Point of the movie, someone gets the virus, touches another person, the virus spreads, a gazillion people die, and our cities become a wasteland.  Think "28 days" later without the zombies, think Stephen King's, "The Stand" without the prophet of God.  Would you watch it? Probably so.

Movies to Watch - Maybe: Super Hybrid

Just when you thought you'd seen it all, comes this gem of a killer car movie that will have you on the edge of your seat crying for more - Super Hybrid.

In the tradition that is Christine? Really?

Other than the fact, the movie boasts some really hot guys, the movie gets a big "F".  And I haven't even seen it yet.  Don't worry, it will not be coming to your local theater; Instead it will be coming to your local Wal-mart in the form of a DVD and Blu-ray.

Late one night, a mysterious car is brought into the Chicago police impound garage after a deadly traffic accident. The on-call mechanics soon discover the car has a mind of its own. With hundreds of horsepower and two tons of reinforced steel at its command, it's a seemingly unstoppable killing machine capable of outrunning — and outwitting — humans.

Movies to Watch - Maybe: The Human Centipede 2

Several months ago, Ryan and I sat through a movie that was really disturbing, because we heard it was a really good film.  Come to find out, it was horrendous!  Horrendous in the sense that it was utterly disgusting!  It had to do with a mad scientist who kidnaps, and performs re-assignment surgery on two women and a man, by stitching their mouths to their asses.  It was the most disgusting film I had ever seen. If you have a queasy stomach, I don't recommend it.  It was called...

The reason I'm writing this post, is because the sequel to last year's film has been reviewed by The British Board of Film, and they have banned The Human Centipede 2 from all it's theatres.  But what could be so graphic?  Well it apparently...

follows a man obsessed with the first film—you remember, the one where the victims are surgically stitched together mouth to anus—and takes his obsession to the next level by recreating the movie.

 

The movie continues to get disgustingly graphic...

the main character at one point supposedly masturbates with sandpaper and at another point wraps barbed wire around his junk and rapes one of the women at the end of the centipede, "having become aroused by the sight of his victims being forced to defecate into each others' mouths."

What's really crazy, is the fact that the BBF has indicated that it poses a "real risk" to cinemagoers.  

You can catch the trailer to the movie down below - it's actually rather psychotic.  It doesn't show anything graphic, but it is creepy.