Sebastian, Kurt and Blaine Love Triangle on Glee

I'm so looking forward to "The First Time" episode on Glee, and I know all you gay boys are too!  As many of you already know, the Dalton Academy has a new gay student and his name is Sebastian.  Oh my! He's a cutie patootie!  So, of course he has the hots for Blaine whom we all know is stuck in a relationship with Kurt.

LOL, just kidding.  Geez. Don't scream!

But seriously, can't Blaine end up with Sebastian?  That would be like so totally hot!  In either case, the new boy is actively pursuing a "married man", which happens way too often in our corner of the world.  And Sebastian has no shame in doing it either, even after Blaine informs him that he has a man, the boy tells him Kurt doesn't have to know. Check out the video above to see Kurt's reaction. LOL.

Couples Dynamics

Okay, this is wrong on so many levels, but how right is it?  

So let's see... if you see an "Ugly Male" with a "Beautiful Female" more than likely, "He Is Rich."  If you see a "Handsome Male" with another "Handsome Male," more than likely, "He's Gay".  No Business.

Check out this handy little tool, copy it, laminate it and place it in your wallet.  And the next time you come across ugly and beautiful people, you will have something to measure them up to.

How To Tell If Your's Son Is Gay

The new Android app called, "Is My Son Gay".  Has been causing a lot of fuss lately, but I think it's actually kinda funny.  The questions are absolutely hilarious and stupid.  

For example, "Are you divorced?, Does he like football?, Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl?, Does he like Diva singers?, Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing?"

No, I didn't download the damn thing.  But I did want to share this hilarious list by Richard Lawson over at Gawker that I found was more in par with finding out if your son is gay or not.

• If you come home from work and you hear noises upstairs and you go up to investigate and your son's door is open and you catch him "hooking up" (as kids call it today) with his friend Michael, and you quickly turn around and walk back downstairs and later that night over dinner you say "You know, honey, if there's ever anything you need to tell me..." and he says "Mom, I'm gay," then your son is gay.
• If your son has recently gone to college and hasn't been in touch much and you figure hey he's new to college, he's busy making friends and whatnot, and then late one night he calls you on the phone sounding upset about something and you ask him what's wrong and he's quiet for a while and then says "Nothing's wrong, really, I'm just... Dad, I'm gay," then your son is gay.
• Has your son ever been on a long drive to one of your daughter's swim meets with you and when stopped at a red light he's turned to you and said "Mom, I feel like I owe it to you and dad to tell you that, well, Donald is my boyfriend. I'm gay"? Then your son is probably gay.
• Chances are that if you are on your deathbed and your estranged son comes to visit you in the middle of a rainy night and he sits by your bed quietly until he begins to cry and clutches your hand and says "I wish I'd told you sooner that I'm gay" and then you both stay there in silence, you pretending to be asleep, the only noise the beeping of the machines that will only keep you alive for a little while longer, your son is gay.
• If you and your spouse are ever visiting your son in the big city he now lives in with all his fancy friends and fancy restaurants and you're out to an awkward lunch before your train home and you three get into another pointless fight about years-old stuff and it's really uncomfortable and finally you or your spouse says "Well, if you'd just settle down with the right girl, I think-" and then your son interrupts you by yelling "Guys, I'm GAY. Gay gay gay, gay as gay gets. Have you seen where I live, I mean... God you two are thick. I'm gay. Deal with it," and then you sit there uncomfortably until the check comes and he gives you stiff hugs at the train station and you don't see him or talk to him until Christmas, then he is gay.
• If your wacky son brings a boy home for dinner after play practice and you two are joking while you do the dishes and he says to you "Hey Ma, so... I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is!" and then you laugh and muss his hair and in the living room your husband shows your son's boyfriend his model ships, then your son is probably gay, though he might be bisexual, so be careful about labeling.
• If your son ever says "Oh my goodness," when surprised or when opening a gift, well then yeah, he's probably gay.

OMG Hilarious! - Leering

What a Hot Mess: Facebook Friendship Goes Up In Flames

I suggest the next time you try to remove someone from your friend's list on Facebook, you not give them your address.  Otherwise you'll end up with no house, and possibly a dead husband next to you.  What a hot mess! Literally!

Yep, Jennifer Christine Harris pictured here, went all psycho on Jim and Nikki Rasmussen, after Nikki and Jennifer got into a dispute on Facebook, that ended their friendship.  According to Detective Jack Kamerick, the dispute had much to do with a Facebook event the former-best friends were planning.

"Jen asked Nikki to create an event on Facebook for a party.  Nikki did as suggested, and as the date for the party approached there were a lot of 'declines,' on Facebook. It was looking like the party might be a bust. The dispute apparently blossomed." according to the Detective.

It's Purely Animal - Issue No. 34 - It Takes A Year For Puppy To Put Himself Together

Yep, it takes a puppy a full year to put himself together.  Hence the reason, this fabulous chart was created. So that you can see that without enough vitamin D and Calcium, a puppy's legs could grow crooked during his first year.

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Wait, I Forget, Is It Ann Coulter or Mike Huckabee Who Hates Us More?

Seeing homophobes Mike Huckabee and Ann Coulter sitting down together brings a special feeling to our hearts. Especially when the pair of them start bickering about who hates gay people more: The bigot blonde bimbet or the failed president who hides his hate behind religion. 

Well, I See No Reason To Shower at U. of M. Anymore!

I'll just take my towel and go elsewhere. I'm sure the hall pipes at University of Houston can accommodate me just fine! 

Things To Do When The Internet Is Down

Oh what to do, what to do...  Sounds about right. LOL.  Ask God, "Why me?"

HALLELOO!!! - Drag Race Zombies!

Another teaser from RuPaul's Drag Race has hit the small screen, and it's going to be a doozy.  Yep.  Zombies!  I told you last week, it's all about the Zombies, remember?




I sooooo cannot wait for the 4th season of RuPaul's Drag Race.  It's going to be an  Extravaganza, Eleganza!!

I Quote That - Impossible