How Not To Fake A Doctor's Note

Seriously, if you're going to use a fake doctor's note, please make sure you use the same font throughout, know how to spell, and don't mess up on the forged signature. Geez. LOL.

Sincerely, Commando [NSFW]

It feels like I was just telling this story to a group of friends on Monday during dinner.  It was about a time when I was in college and living in the dormitory.  I can't even count how many times this happened to me, but while my laundry was drying, some bozo would go in and take it out when it wasn't even dry yet.  Boy did that piss me off, but what really did it for me was when my bath towels went missing.  All hell broke loose.  Have you ever had any of your clothes or towels gone missing while in college?

This notice is NSFW, let me repeat... NSFW.  This means if you can't handle vulgar language - don't read it, because this girl is really PO'd.  And I don't blame her one bit.

What a Hot Mess: Bicyclists Take Matters Into Their Own Hands

I don't know if you've noticed, but bicyclists have had some really bad days recently. First the following note was left to a bike thief on Valentine's day; only to get an even more embarrassing one in return.

Then there's this poor bicyclist in the video below.  He was literally pushed out of the way by a driver in a small, gray car.  The bicyclist wasn't haven't any of it, so he ripped of the driver's side view mirror and rode off.  What a hot mess. Lol.  For those who don't know, bicyclists have the right of way on our city streets.  They take a place of a car if they are in front of you.  What would you have done?

Dear Yellow Pages

AMEN!

Isn't This The Truth? Sad Reality

For real. LMAO.

Mom, Dad, I love you, but you can't cut my hair...

If your son or daughter left you a note like this, you would never forgive yourself.  LOL.  Talk about making you feel guilty as sin.

A Woman's Bathroom Notice

You see?  Men are not the only ones who get nasty notices left on bathroom stalls and doors, women do too.  

No?  Were you raised by a pack of wolves? 

My Dog Poopy Notice Is Ready....

Yes, I will start posting this notice every so often, so that when I'm mowing the yard I don't step in a 4-pound pile of shit.  UGH.  Nothing pisses me off more than our neighbors walking their dogs and having them poop on our yard.  It doesn't help that we have a corner lot, so our lawn covers a great area.  It's called being courteous people!   

I already told Ryan I'm going to lace some steak with rat poison in it, so that when these neighbors dogs stop by, they'll munch on it and DIE!  

Okay, I'm sorry, I need to stop being cruel.  It's not the dog's fault, it's their owners.  But Jesus, when you have a mastiff or huge ass dog going on your yard, it's not a pretty site.  I've had to confront some of our neighbors, and they either throw me the finger, cuss at me, or speak in a foreign language I don't understand.  And they will continue to have their dog go on our yard for weeks on end.

The note is ready...

The Refrigerator Thief

I think everyone has experienced it in some form or another. 

The "Refrigerator Thief" is in every work place.  And if you haven't spotted it yet, wait till you get out of college and start working in the corporate world.

This anonymous author felt compelled to go even further, but then again, I might have done the same thing if my food kept disappearing.

Well, I See No Reason To Shower at U. of M. Anymore!

I'll just take my towel and go elsewhere. I'm sure the hall pipes at University of Houston can accommodate me just fine! 

Dearest Crackhead

You can't get any clearer than this, that's for sure.  Can I do the same to the bastards who smashed in my windows not once, but twice?  It was a long time ago, but still...

If they want to take anything, let them.  Just DON'T BREAK MY WINDOWS!  One time I left my doors unlocked so if thieves wanted to get in, they could enter without breaking them. The idiots still brok'em. 

Fireproof Granchild

I went to get a drink around 4:30 am and the whole living room was as hot as balls. LMAO. That was priceless!

Wait... Was Yesterday A Holiday?

For all of you who called in yesterday thinking 420 was meant to be a holiday - it wasn't.  And if you have no idea what it stands for, I'll let About.com explain it for you.  *hint - it's not a bill, and it's not a police or penal code.

Others may not be so lucky...

 Now, are you glad you didn't call in?