Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 37 - Dunkin Donuts Tirade [NSFW]

Excuse my French, but this bitch is crazy.  She didn't get a receipt and demanded her order be free.  Okay, sure Dunkin' Donuts will honor the request, but I wouldn't have given it to a nut-job like this.  Then again, she probably would've returned with an AK-47 and shot everyone.  Oh, and she made sure to let everyone know it was going on Facebook and the internet.  It's true, her stupid ass is all over the internet for everyone to see and laugh at.  Geez.... are people really this stupid?  The video is full of explicit language and racial epithets. You've been warned.  It is NSFW.

Bieber Strips For Poland - FOR FREE!

So apparently when it's -10 degrees outside and you arrive at an airport, you're supposed to strip until you're half-naked.  At least that's what Justin Bieber thinks one should do.  Poor kid, what is up with him lately.  Granted, he's cute and all, but c'mon.

A spokesman for the airport said, “He wasn’t told to take off his clothes. He had no metal objects on him... He’s quite skinny so I assume he was probably freezing."

I think he's just one of those boys that doesn't like wearing much clothes.  And he loves the attention.  Full story at the NY Daily News.

Yes, These Do Exist...

Can you believe that this book actually exists?  Well, it does, and it's titled, "Pat the Zombie".  I'm assuming if you're a Walking Dead fan, you'll love sharing this with your kids.  You can actually buy it at Amazon.com.  Oh, but I have a few more things you'd be surprised existed.  Check them out here.

Cat Armour

Slipper Speakers

Keyboard Pants

People Colored Pencils

Enormous-Sized Bag of Cheetos

A Standing Toilet For Women

The "I Am Rich" App

Sweepers for Your Pet's Feet

"Baby" Pears

Images courtesy of Pleated-Jeans

It's Purely Animal - Issue No. 57 - Polar Smashing Bear

Now, this would definitely scare the hell out of me.  

Imagine going to the Antarctica Zoo, Sea World, The Amazon, or Africa and while you're talking to your buddy about last night's conquest, a Polar Bear swimming in the aquarium inches from you, approaches the glass to say hi.

You don't pay attention to him, so he decides to throw a rock at you, shattering the glass behind you.  My thoughts are... 1) you run as fast you can out of the building, 2) continue talking to your buddy, or 3) stay put and tape the damn thing.

Not a hard decision is it? LOL.

Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 25 - Garbage Man Loses His Mind

Do you know how hard it is to categorize something I blog about?  Probably not.  It isn't so much attaching a label or tag so that I can go back and find it later - it's the fact that in both instances a person can be a hot mess and really stupid at the same time. LOL.  

Sorry, I know that sounded a bit confusing, but ARE PEOPLE REALLY THIS STUPID?!?!  Sorry for yelling, but if I was living in this home, and this was taped on my surveillance camera - his ass would be mine.  The garbage man in the video gets so frustrated, because a piece of garbage got stuck at the bottom of the can.  After several attempts he gets angry, and starts banging the can against the garbage truck up to five times.  But wait till you see what he does next.  At least he picked up the trash afterwards, right?

Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 21 - Why Is My Girlfriend Unhappy?

Wow, this is the second week in a row I've come across a stupid question on "Yahoo! Answers."  Last week, someone asked if Adele was too fat to be a singer.

This week, a guy is asking the "famous internet guru" why his girlfriend is unhappy.  Ummmmmmmmmmmm.  I don't know, HER DAD JUST DIED!  A week ago to be exact, and you want her to stop whining?  Really?  Are people really this stupid?

First and foremost I'm trying to figure out why this person would kick a 15-yr old girl out on the street.  And second, how old is he that he's able to have a house to kick her out of?  I'm not even going to ask about all the other stupid shit.

What a Hot Mess: Kid Eats A Habanero Pepper

Just in case you don't know, the Habanero pepper is one of the hottest peppers in the world. Personally, I love spicy food but I would never place one of these in my mouth, much less raw.  You can hold the pepper in your hand or hold a slice, and your finger alone will burn like hell.

Well... the kid in this video, thinks he's all cool for trying it out, but the outcome isn't so great.  After a few moments, he starts coughing it up, jumping up and down, and starts screaming his head off.  What a hot mess!  Lol.

Must Watch: Girl Repeats Words Backwards In Less Than 3 Seconds

This is the kind of daughter every drunk father wants.  LOL.  To be the designated driver of course.

If a policeman pulls her over and asks her to recite the alphabet backwards, she'd have no problem passing the test.   But seriously, I couldn't even say the alphabet backwards if I was sober, much less drunk.  Lord knows I failed it when I was 25.

Meet Alyssa, the blonde girl with braces in the video.  Alyssa can pronounce any word you throw at her backwards.  That's right, backwards.  And it doesn't take her a minute or two, it takes her less than 3 seconds.  It's pretty darn freaky.

Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 20 - Is Adele Too Fat To Be A Singer?

I sure hope McBitey here didn't have a public profile.  Are people really this stupid?!?!  Seriously.  

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So I heard rolling in the deep on the radio a few weeks ago and I thought the song was decent; But when I saw the video clip I was shocked in a "big" way. Adele is pretty huge, like massively overweight.  I don't think someone with such a "large" potential to be a role model for young girls should be as obese as Adele. If you look at most pop artists like Lady gaga, and Rhianna; And then you look at Adele, there is a "huge" difference. Should singers like Adele really be allowed to make music videos? It makes me sick.

This guy or girl, or whoever it was, is an idiot.  What does the music have to do with her being overweight.  We've had countless of artists who've been overweight over the years.  Luther Vandross, Carnie Wilson, Ozzy Osbourne, Elvis Presley, Aretha Franklin, and so forth, and so forth.  A lot of folks have a hard time keeping their weight off, so they yo-yo back and forth with their weight, and some do surgery, but who the hell cares?  Who are we to judge?

Hey Baby Girl - The Remix

If things couldn't get any crazier or funnier. OMG, this was hilarious, but even more creepy.  I'm sorry Briona, but if you do exist (which I'm hoping you don't), and you're dating this guy, you need to run. RUN!! I'm telling you!

Remember the video I posted last week - the one where a strange boy professes his undying love for Briona?  Well if you haven't seen the original, see it here and then you can watch this Remix version.

Hey Baby Girl

Okay, I don't know about you, but this kid needs help.  And serious help.  I'm scared for the girl he's talking to, Briona.  Hell, I got scared just watching him profess his love for her. LOL.

Nevermind that the guy looks like a troll, but dear Briona, I suggest you get a restraining order as soon as humanly possible.  Move the hell out of town, before you wind up in trash bags across hwy 59.  Jesus Christ, God Bless You!

Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 18 - Divorce Your Spouse If They Get Alzheimer's

You think I'm kidding?  It's true!  Some wacko wrote a letter asking Pat Robertson for advice on his 700 Club show last year.  In the letter, a man said he was writing on behalf of a friend (don't we all), whose wife had Alzheimer's and no longer knows who he is.  So what does this God-fearing Christian man say?

"I know it sounds cruel, but if he's going to do something, he should divorce her and start all over again, but make sure she has custodial care and somebody looking after her."

Are you fucking serious? If there is one thing I learned from the Bible and my Christian upbringing was to love your spouse unconditionally. I know for a fact that if something happened to Ryan I would be there with him until the very end, or vice versa.  But here is a religious man who speaks to millions and millions of people around the world, who listen to his advice, and faithfully admire him.  How is this possible?  Are people really this stupid?

What a Hot Mess: Waitstaff Walks Out on Chef and Local Restaurant

I knew that Ryan's birthday was coming up, and wanted to plan dinner for his birthday.  One of the three choices was The Rainforest Cafe, Dave & Busters or The Ruggles Grill.  

We had previously mentioned the Rainforest Cafe to our friends, but we hadn't told them of Ruggles as an option.  When it came down to having dinner at Dave & Busters or Ruggles, we decided on the latter.

So you can imagine my surprise when I came across this article on Facebook this morning.  The Ruggles Waitstaff Stages Walk-Out, Alleging Non-Payment of Tips.  What a Hot Mess!

According to the article, 

"This past Saturday night at Ruggles was a busy one. There were nearly 200 customers packing the restaurant at Westheimer and Montrose, with a skeleton crew of only five waiters out of a normal 10-man crew. And at 7 p.m., all five of those waiters -- as well as Ruggles's general manager -- walked out, closing the restaurant behind them."

"We told the customers there was a gas leak," said Jeremiah Villarreal, 28, a University of Houston sports medicine student who had been a waiter at Ruggles since June.

Lucky for us, we planned dinner for Sunday, because we couldn't make dinner on Saturday. And two, Dave & Busters ended up being the best choice.  We had a great time, and played some arcade games afterwards.

The article has since been udpated, with the owner/chef, admitting that he owes "about $14,000 to $15,000 to catch everybody up."

Source: Ruggles Grill

Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 13 - Black Friday at Urban Outfitters

Seriously people.  If I ever get to an age where I have to act like a teeny bopper waiting to see Justin Bieber, please shoot me or have me committed.  Are people really this stupid?

Look at the hundreds of shoppers waiting for Urban Outfitters to open up on Black Friday, and watch as they rush in in droves.  It's almost laughable.  This is downright ridiculous.  What on earth could one possibly need that they can't get tomorrow?

Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 9

Talk about having a bridge party.  Why don't we all risk our lives like this?  Geez.  Are people really this stupid?  Using a few cables, a wooden platform, a homemade hot tub, and a few friends, a group of “extreme jacuzzi” fanatics dangled 128 feet off the side of the 620 foot Gueuroz Bridge in Switzerland.

It took six hours to assemble the makeshift hot-tub and about 2500 hours to plan to mission. Water was heated in a second jacuzzi on the bridge and lowered onto the platform where a gas-powered system kept it warm.

I don't know about you, but if it's 38 degrees outside, I'd be at home cuddling with my partner eating popcorn and watching a show.  Not dangling off the side of a bridge like an idiot.  Am I being too harsh? 

And yes, if you're interested you can see more pics and how it was assembled here.

Are People Really This Stupid?

Geezus, here's another video you probably shouldn't be listening to at work, unless you have some headphones on.  This is some crazy ass shit here, and then you ask yourself why half our country is fucked up; I'm sure you know which half that is. 

A Park Ranger from Reno goes "postal" a couple of kids snowboarding in some park; Not just any park, this particular Ranger's park, and he is not happy.  Throughout the entire conversation he releases a stream of expletives that would put a stand-up comedian to shame.

Towards the end of the video, he tells the boys that "the way to break a man is by doing it sexually, by making him your bitch for life."  Seriously?  Are people really this stupid?

Dearest Crackhead

You can't get any clearer than this, that's for sure.  Can I do the same to the bastards who smashed in my windows not once, but twice?  It was a long time ago, but still...

If they want to take anything, let them.  Just DON'T BREAK MY WINDOWS!  One time I left my doors unlocked so if thieves wanted to get in, they could enter without breaking them. The idiots still brok'em. 

What a Hot Mess: Magic Trick Gone Wrong

So the argument is...  some say it's fake and some say it's not.  Regardless, it looks pretty darn bad either way.  What a hot mess!

In the following video, two German boys, Sven and Michel are about to do a very popular trick that is performed by most magicians.  When they finally accomplish it, Sven accidentally jumps back, pushing Michel into an entertainment center behind them.  You can clearly see it fall on top of Michel as Sven runs away.

The question is... is it real?  Is he alive? My thing is, regardless if it's real or not, it still has to hurt.  People actually die from furniture falling on them.  The argument rages on, in the YouTube video's comment section.

What would happen if...

I shit you not, I just finished typing "what would happen if " with a space after "if" and this is what Google came up with.  I took this screenshot just now. 

You should try it.  I swear, some people search for the weirdest shit.

LMAO! What would happen if I poured self-raising flour on an orphan?  I'm ROFL - this is priceless!

What a Hot Mess: True Blood

Imagine laying in your bed on a Saturday morning, alone in your home, when you awaken to the sound of someone kicking down your door.  Then all of a sudden you see a guy in boxers, hissing, growling and coming towards you.

He tries to bite your neck and hits you a few times, but you manage to escape and run out into the driveway where some neighbors tell you to jump into their car, and as your speeding away, the Twilight crazed vampire is still chasing you.

Okay, first things first, if the vampire trying to suck the blood out of me looks like Lyle Bensley up above, he can drain all the blood he wants.  I'll let him feed for days if he wants.  LOL.  Just kidding. I don't know about you, but he's kinda hot - In a vampire-crazed kinda way.

Well the story above was all over the Houston News last night,  and the person he tried to bite was a woman alone in her apartment.

Detectives said this is one of the most bizarre cases they've handled.

"He was adamant on the fact that he was a vampire and he had been here for 500 years," Officer Andrian Healy said. "Stated numerous times he wasn't out to hurt the human race."

"You could actually see what looked like teeth marks on the side of her neck," Officer Daniel Erickson said.

The 19-year old was taken into custody after a short chase, where he ended up confessing to the crime and admitting that he was a 500-year old vampire.  Dressed in boxers and feeding at dawn sure doesn't sound like a vampire.  It sounds more like a horny teenager.  What a hot mess!  Where's the King of Louisiana when you need him?