What a Hot Mess: Diving for Bin Laden

I could think of a million things to do with $400,000.  I could take a trip around the world, buy a couple of cars, and pay off our mortgage.  Hell, I'd probably still have plenty left over for a Big Mac.  But acccording to the New York Post, Bill Warren, from California chooses to do something a bit more patriotic with his money, like search for Osama bin Laden in the Arabian Sea.

"I'm doing it because I am a patriotic American who wants to know the truth. I do it for the world," Warren told The Daily Post.

Really Warren?  Really?  What a Hot Mess!  So, not only is it costing you $400,000 dollars to get your dumb ass to the other side of the world, you're renting a remote-controlled submarine that will cost you $1,000 a day, aaaaaaaaand renting a ship for $10,000 a day. Jesus. You need help.

"The Obama administration should have released the photo, like we did with Billy the Kid, or [John] Dillinger, or even Saddam Hussein," said Warren. "I have a Russian girlfriend, and she tells me that over there, in intelligence circles, they don't believe bin Laden's really dead."

And even if Obama had released the images of bin Laden, would it have solved anything?  No, because you idiots would have denied it was him. Then you would have found something else to bitch about. What a Hot Mess!

Twink, Twink, Twink... (NSFW)

Omg!  Adam Lambert will never measure up. Seriously, other than Cazwell's fabulous songs, "Ice Cream Truck," and "Get My Money Back," I haven't heard a good "gay" anthem in a while, and this one's perfect for the summer!

If your hungry for Twinks, then this is your video. It's absolutely raunchy, and I love it!  

As I was stumbling across the internet I came across a duo from Sweden who go by the name "Straight Up!"  They have been recording music since the spring of 2010, and can you believe I only discovered them today? What the hell is wrong with me?  They released the following video,"Twink" around the early part of December, and it's absolutely genius!  I mean with lyrics like these you cannot go wrong.

"The only toy, that I enjoy, is young & hung, a boy..."

"I like them pretty, all smooth and pink.. Twink, Twink, Twink.. uhhhhh"

"I pick a hunk I wanna funk and then I get him drunk...  uh huh, give it to me"

"C'mon I'll buy ya, baby a drink...Twink, Twink, Twink..."

If you have no idea what a twink is, Urban Dictionary lays it out for you this way...  "A twink is “an attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.”

Despite it's raunchy lyrics, it is catchy and funny, and well, the twinks are kinda cute too.  Overall, the video is well put together, check it out here.

OMG Hilarious! - Finished

Show Me Your Teeth

It's a sad fact, but millions of people in this country have no dental insurance, and those who do, don't use it.  I'm the perfect example.  I've had dental insurance for as long as I can remember, but I haven't seen a dentist in the same amount of time.  I may have only gone once, but that was years ago.  I brush my teeth everyday, but I don't floss, and brush regularly as I should.  Visiting a dentist is something both Ryan and I will have to do once we get out of debt, which isn't too far away.

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Our Future Is In Their Hands - Take 2

Have  you ever had a dream that... where you... that... s... you... want.. do.. sh.. you... that... so.. do... you... so... where... could.. do... you.... anything?

Omg - this kid is so darn cute.  He is trying to ask if you've ever had a dream where you could do almost anything?  It just doesn't come out that way.

First Major Republican Presidential Debate is No Slugfest

So, on the news this morning, all you hear is who won and who lost in the first major presidential debate of the election season 2011-2012.  In my opinion, the only one who came with straight-forward answers was Ron Paul, even though he's a little nutty.  As for the rest of the group, you can count them out.  Lord help us, if Rick Perry decides to get into this late in the game.  When are people going to learn?!?!

For those who have no idea who's running for the Republican party, here are your candidates so far.

Left to right: Newt Gingrich, Tim Pawlenty, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, Rick Santorum, Fred Karger

Oops! They forgot to invite Fred Karger.

Oh that's right. He's gay, he don't count.

The Supposed Winners:  

Michele Bachmann?  Really?  Are you fucking kidding me?  I know what it was, it was the fact she said, "I have 23 foster children," not once, but twice.  But supposedly she dominated the stage.  I'm sorry, but after 30 minutes of watching this debacle, I had to change the channel.

Mitt Romney?  Really?  Presidential? Really?  If you're wondering where I'm getting this Winner and Loser data from, it's from this article: New Hampshire Republican debate: Winners and losers.  I don't know about you, but somebody needs to have a talk with Chris Cillizza about this.  Mitt Romney came off as Presidential?  Really?  The only good going for him was that, "no one had the stomach to attack him directly." I do give credit to Cillizza for stating the obvious.

We won't even go to who Cillizza thinks the supposed losers are.  You can go to CNN for that.

Also, Keep in mind: Rick Perry from our own state of Texas, Rudy Giuliani from New York, and Jon Huntsman from Utah, have yet to decide.  Lord, help us.

Movies in Rewind: Super 8

If you haven't seen Super 8, you should - it really is a good movie. If you grew up in the late 70's early 80's, you'll definitely love it. This is not a spoiler review, so no need to worry.

Ryan and I went to watch the movie over the weekend, and I'll admit, I shed a few tears.  Apart from being a Steven Spielberg / J.J. Abrams film, it definitely had an E.T., and The Thing feel to it.  So, in essence, it is a feel good movie that will help you understand that grief "isn't something you get over, but rather something you learn to live with."

This movie took me back to a time when Walkmans were coming into existence, whereas kids, we used to play outside instead of being confined to a room all day watching porn or playing video games - 1979.

The movie is about a kid who is stricken by grief, who doesn't get along with his father, and is relying on his friends to help him cope with life and growing up a child of the late 70's.  In the mix of all this, he gets together with his friends who want to make a zombie movie for an upcoming festival, while at the same time a train derails with a mysterious creature inside. Could it be something from Area 51 possibly?

You have two separate stories going on here, but yet they rely on each other.  On one side you have a father and son, a daughter and father who are at odds with each other.  And on the other side you have something mysterious on a train that escapes and wreaks havoc in a small town in the United States.  

Overall I give the movie an 8 out of 10.  Check out the trailer after the jump.