Special Poster of the Week: The Cookie Monsters Are Out!

I suppose it's their time of the year to collect.  Those damn little cookie monsters are out and about.  Everywhere I turn I see a little monster!

I was at Home Depot last Saturday, and I shit you not, I looked across the way at Lowe's and saw those little monsters trying to sell cookies to some poor old couple.  So what did I do?  I got in my car and drove from Home Depot to Lowe's across the street to stop those little evil beings from hurting those lovely folks.  But the moment I got out of my vehicle I could smell the delightful aroma of caramel and coconut.  Then I saw a familiar green box with a picture of some thin, dark-chocolate mint cookie. And I had to grab one.  And then the lemonades and the peanut butter; Do i need to go on?  I couldn't help it - I BOUGHT 8 BOXES!  I hate them!  Ugh! This isn't right!

But surely I don't want this to happen to Ryan and I...

Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 30 - The Habanero Challenge

You see this little beauty right here >>>

That is the 4th hottest pepper in the world.  And yes, it will burn the hell out of your mouth.  It is called the Habanero Chili Pepper.

Some people, including the infamous YouTuber, GloZell decided to take the habanero-eating challenge and the consequence wasn't too great. Are people really this stupid?  YES!  LOL.  I'm one of them.

I told myself I would never eat one by itself ever again, and I haven't.  But boy are they are great for making salsas. :-)

The following guy made a bet for 20 bucks.  And boy, did it cost him.  Absolutely hilarious! 
Oh, and by the way, drinking coke or water does not make it feel any better, it only intensifies it.

Catch GloZell eating a Habanero after the jump, it's even more hilarious! LOL.

Cyanide and Happiness: Keep Away

Regardless of what you think, this is not how we gays have babies dammit!  LMAO.

Creepy But True

To some this image might make them sick, but to others it's part of the human anatomy.  If you're in the medical field there's definitely more difficult things to look at.

This is what a child's skull looks like before losing its baby teeth.

Things I Would Do if I Were a Cop

LOL.  This list is courtesy of Jeff Wysaki at pleated-jeans, too funny.

Hit By A Bus

You may or may not have 12 minutes to watch movie characters getting hit by buses.  Then again, maybe you do; I certainly did not.  LOL.

This just made me realize there are so many movies I haven't seen.

When You Lose Fat...

Yesterday, Facebook friend, Tim Arquette posted a photo on his wall that honestly, made me really sad to look at.  Probably because it's a disheartening reality and I can attest to it -- I've lived it.

A majority of Americans today are obese, and the statistics are not getting any better.  While fast food restaurants are now offering healthier choices, it's not always about what you eat, but how much.  If you order a healthy salad with ranch dressing and cheese sprinkled on it, you might as well order a Big Mac.  Please be attentive to your choices.

I look at this picture and I see myself over a year ago.  Seriously.  I wasn't depressed, but I definitely had Degenerative Joint Disease, Hypertension, Hypercholesterolemia, Pre-diabetes, Obstructive Sleep Apnea, and my Quality of Life wasn't too great.  When I go see my doctor in May, he's in for a surprise.  My knees are healthy as ever, I no longer have sleep apnea, pre-diabetes, and my quality of life has never been better!  I'm hoping when he checks my blood pressure and cholesterol this will also be resolved.

So please share this image or blog post, because it truly is important and it could help save a life.