Cyanide and Happiness: Drop The Bag

Are the NYPD's Stop-and-Frisks Violating the Constitution?

This week, New York City is defending itself against a lawsuit that claims its controversial "stop and frisk" policy is used to illegally detain and search people on the basis of race. The subject of an ongoing trial, the suit also argues that the weak justifications given by NYPD officers for most stop-and-frisks fail to meet the constitutional burden for search and seizure. We put together this explainer and some charts to help you make sense of what's going on. - Mother Jones

Not All Cops Are Jerks

It's no secret that cops have a bad rep, but not all cops are jerks.  Some of you might even have friends or family that are in the profession.  

I wanted to share these images courtesy of pleated-jeans.  Because we all know there's a good side of the law.

Things I Would Do if I Were a Cop

LOL.  This list is courtesy of Jeff Wysaki at pleated-jeans, too funny.

What a Hot Fucking Mess! Real-Life Hannibal Lecter Shot Dead Over The Weekend

I'm sorry, I tried to refrain from using inappropriate language, but this is just absolutely horrendous! 

Yes, it sounds like a story meant only for the theater, but it's true.  A man's face was eaten by another human being in what is called one of the most bizarre stories in a very long time. 80 percent of the victim's face was completely gone, including his nose and eyeballs.  The victim is currently in a local hospital in Miami.  Honestly, I don't know if I would want to be alive after this.

According to the Courthouse News Service "A naked man eating another man's face "growled like a wild animal" before he was shot dead by Miami police, a police officer said, telling Courthouse News, "I think this is the craziest thing anyone's ever heard of." The dead man, possibly in the throes of a drug-induced psychosis, allegedly ignored the officers demand to stop eating the other man.

The story broke late last week and has been making the rounds over Facebook like wildfire. I failed to mention it until now, because I was enjoying my Memorial Day weekend.

Sad thing is, I think this will be made into a movie within a year or so.

How To Own A Cop

So what happens when you urinate in front of cops?  You get yourself put in the slammer!  Trust me, I know.  LOL.  

Meet Dennis Roady, he likes to piss cops off.  He uses a water bottle to pretend like he's urinating in public, and the cops, well... I'll let you watch the funny video.  LMAO.

Just Sayn'

Must Watch: The San Francisco Police Department Wants To Let You Know "It Gets Better"

This morning I watched an emotional video by the San Francisco Police Department that would make anyone who has ever been bullied cry, and anyone who has ever been made fun of, proud.  It really hit me hard, especially around the time this officer (pictured right), said "I will help you... and I will protect you... and I will listen."

These videos are like books, you get so ingrained with the characters in the story, you start to feel their pain, and before you know it, it feels like you're a part of their lives. Only difference is, these are not characters, they're real life police officers who were bullied themselves.  And they're here to tell you, "It Gets Better."

Please watch this.  Trust me you will not be disappointed.

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 095

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

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Post Secret Fridays - Issue 093

PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

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Laugh of the Day: Rookie Cop

Oh my Jesus!  Why not start your day off with a chuckle?  We know that cops, in general, are on their best behavior and are usually there to protect us within a matter of minutes.  But what if a rookie cop gets the wrong address?  Let me just say, it becomes a laughable mess! LMAO.

Frequency of Lying

Okay, I want to see how often you lie...

Where Is The Little Girl?

Don't mind the fact that this guy is eating, drinking and listening to the radio, as he gets pulled over by the police.  They ask him to step out of the vehicle where they repeatedly ask him, "Where is the little girl?"

To be honest, I thought the video was rather funny.  But some of the people making comments on YouTube were none too thrilled.  One of them wrote, "this isn't funny - this is shit! This actually happened to me!"  Another one stated, "this kind of crap goes on way too often."

If the comments they're posting are true, it truly sucks for law enforcement.  It's bad enough cops are hated because they issue us traffic tickets, but this, really?  I still believe the majority of cops are there to serve and protect, and hope that this never happens to me.

Funny or No? What do you think? Does this happen way too often?