OMG Hilarious!

Yesterday's "Suicide Note" made me laugh, but today's comic is just plain cruel.  I'm sorry, call me crude, horrible or a monster, but I couldn't help but chuckle, 'just a little :-)' at today's Cyanide and Happiness.

What The Hell Is A Gay Conservative Anyway?

GOProud is a conservative organization that brainwashes young gay men into thinking Ann Coulter, John McCain, Mitt Romney and the rest of the Republican establishment are going to support their causes.  It's a sad story to read that young, good-looking men like  22yr old Tyler Whitney here, who's a member of this organization, attended this conference.

Dear GOProud Member, this is Peter speaking...

The idea of “gay conservative” is an oxymoron.  “Gay” is everything that “conservative” is not. The foundation of the worldview that so-called “gay conservatives” embrace has far more in common with liberalism than with conservatism.  No matter what your stand on government spending or taxes, you boys are "Gay."

A conservative will never like your agenda, they will never allow you to get married, they will never allow you to visit your man in a hospital; well...you can now, because of President Obama.  But if given the chance, they would rip that out from under you too.
 

Don't forget, that by supporting these fools you are taking away your right to freedoms you wish you had, and are asking for.  They let you attend the CPAC conference only for your money, not because they support your right to marry the man you want.  They hate the very thought of two men kissing!  

Hell, your minds get so twisted, that even your own gay members are losing it, like cutie Matt Hissey here.  "I don't really like gay people that much. Gay people frustrate me, the stereotypical gay people, it frustrates me...someone who puts on a total act. I understand that some guys are feminine, which is fine. But some guys, at some point, are normal, straight-acting, whatever and the next minute they're jumping up and down. It just frustrates me. The whole conservative thing is just be yourself, be an individual and just don't be someone you're not. If someone does or does not accept you, that's fine but don't change who you are to look different to others." he alleges as seen in this video.

The American Conservative Union, which sponsors CPAC, is quick to note that despite its decision to include GOProud as a participating organization, the group "has consistently adhered to traditional family values as our policy,"  incoming chairman Al Cardenas declares. 

And for you gay conservatives, this includes opposition to same-sex marriage. Cardenas even stated, "it's going to be difficult to continue the relationship" with your organization in the future because of the leaders who hate you all so much.

You people, as cute and beautiful as you are, frustrate me.  I'm done with all of you. Ugh, this post is pissing me off, But I write it for those who are not aware of the stupidity we face among our ranks.

What Are The Chances?

A Tale of Two Losers

Two losers were on last night's episode of Saturday Night Live, a real one and fake one.   

Chris Brown, who beat up Rihanna two years ago performed his new song "Yeah x3."  And the fake Bill O'Reilly (who's a loser in real life) performed a skit on the President Obama interview that the 'real' Bill O'Reilly conducted before the Superbowl last week.

In either case, I thought the Chris Brown song sucked and the Bill O'Reilly skit was funny.  Here's the skit from last night's show.