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Foods That Make You Cringe - Issue No. 13

I can't believe I'm posting another issue so soon, but I'm sorry, some people make the craziest shit, and I have to share it.  A corn dog pizza, really? Really?  Geez, let's take a look at this week's "Foods That Make You Cringe".

Corn Dog Pizza

A cheese pizza covered with corn dogs, nuff said.

Rubix Cubewich

Cubes of ham, salami and cheese form this rubix cube-shaped sandwich stack.

 

The Hurler Burger

Tempura fried bacon, triple burgers slathered in mayo and garnished with egg AND bacon, hoagies hollowed out to maximize the amount of peanut butter, grape jelly AND POUND of BACON that can be packed in. Nasty!

These images are a courtesy from the book, "This Is Why Your Fat," which only proves that people will eat the craziest crap.

Poster of the Week - Issue No. 16 - Despair

Continuing alphabetically, I bring you this week's poster, "Despair".

The Greatest Story Ever Told?

After directing the Black Swan, which grossed $315 million worldwide, with a budget of about $12 million, Darren Aronofsky, is interested in making another movie.  And this time around, it's of gigantic proportions.

According to Deadline, he is pushing a script around that is currently being re-written by the guy who wrote Gladiator and The Last Samurai, John Rogan.  It is the story of Noah, and the Ark he built to save the world.  If you're not familiar with the story of Noah, you should definitely go back to church.  Just sayin'.  

Actually, it's the story of  a man who God called upon to build a boat big enough to hold 2 of each species of animal, and every human being who will take into account what Noah has to say - that God is going to cause a horrendous rainstorm, and they are all going to die. Of course, God knows there's no one in the world who will believe him, because at the time the whole world had gone to shit.  And sure enough, he destroyed the world by having it rain for 40 days and 40 nights.  What happened to all those bastards who didn't believe, even the mothers and children?  Well, they drowned.

Aronofsky's only issue is, the ark was a beast - it was huge.  He's asking for $130 million to make it.  Which you know will turn out to be $230 million by the time it's completed  Several studios have already had their eye on it; Now we wait, and see who caves in, or be damned in hell for eternity for not taking part.

No one has ever tried telling the story of Noah the way Aronofsky intends, so I'm kinda curious to see what transpires.  Growing up Christian, this was one of the stories that fascinated me the most.  Let's just hope we're around by the time their done building the Ark. :-)