The Onion News Update: Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

The MacBook Wheel lets consumers accomplish everyday tasks like typing with just a few dozen spins and clicks of a wheel.

Young Man With Post-traumatic Stress After Gruesome Deaths

I cannot fathom how a human being can go on with his life after committing such an atrocity.  A young man is now suffering, because the job he took on, turned into a nightmare.  According to CNN, a company in Canada, "Canada's Outdoor Adventures," ordered an employee to slaughter over 100 sled dogs.  The whistle blower is now allegedly suffering from post-traumatic stress,  and I say allegedly, because of the frivolous lawsuits that are tried every day.

So one day, the young man is going about his business of tending these does, feeding and caring for them, when his boss comes up to him and says, "you know Joe, it's been a slow season, why don't you go out back and cull a few of the dogs."

Joe should have said, "Ahem, how 'bout you go out in the damn snow and do it yourself, you f*cking idiot!"

Before I decided to write this post, I did some investigating, and according to other news agencies, the young man supposedly held the dog down with his foot and shot them execution style.  CNN states he shot and knifed them, then threw the dogs into a mass grave.  Regardless of how this heinous act was carried out, it really pisses me off.  These dogs could have been given to loving and caring families.  And if killing them was an only option, because of overpopulation, then taking them to a vet to perform Euthanasia may have been more appropriate.  But wait, the vet informed you (the company), he would not kill a healthy dog.

They need to put that man away, Just sayin'.

OMG Hilarious!

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 045

 PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a postcard.

Snowed In

This is when you say, "I'm glad I live in Texas."  Here's a pic from a northeast home in which snow was knocking on the tenant's door.

Gaga Crucified!

Please forgive me God, but your followers on the religious right have already condemned us to hell.  So why can't we dress up your son in these fabulous Lady Gaga outfits?

For those who are damned, you'll want to click on the image to play.  Just drag and drop the outfits onto Jesus.

Freezing Temperatures = Horrible Conditions, but Happy Koi

People.  If you can stay home, do it.  It's ridiculous crazy outside.  There were over 100 car accidents around 3 - 4 AM this morning.  Most, if not all, toll roads and major freeways are closed.  Schools, universities and countless businesses will remain closed until further notice. Stay tuned to your local news and weather channels to monitor the current situation.

Luckily for me, I'm off on Fridays, so I have no reason to be out and about.  As for my love, Ryan, he works close by, but they will call him later to find out if it's even possible to open with a small crew.


I have posted some pictures of our Koi swimming happily in their pond, they love freezing temperatures. There's ice over our Mexican Palm, which is not happy whatsoever, and our Oleanders are frozen to the point they are leaning over.  I took a picture of our Willow Tree, but you can't see the ice covering it, looks invisible; imagine how the roads look like.  And finally, our Bamboo, unless a miracle were to happen, is surely dead after this winter storm; it is covered in ice.