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Abduct Me Please!

Yeah, if there were ever a reason to watch the movie, "Abduction," this would be it.   

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Taylor Lautner, and all his goodness in a scene from the aforementioned movie. 

You know you want to see his treasure trail up close, click to enlarge.

The Unbecoming Lady

Who the hell is this?  This is so unbecoming of a Lady.  

No, tell me that isn't so!  

It's Lady Gaga looking ever, so gorgeous, or normal, on her way out in L.A.  I couldn't have said it better than TMZ here...

"The stock market crashes, riots in London and Lady Gaga dresses normal ... what is this world coming to?" 

Must Watch: Porcelain Unicorn

If it's one thing I admire most - it's short films, and poignant ones at best.  This short film has got to be one of the best short films I have seen in a very long time, gay or straight.

Porcelain Unicorn was hand-picked as the winner in a competition where the contestants were restricted to six lines of dialogue: 

“What is that?,” 
“It’s a unicorn,” 
“Never seen one up close before,” 
“Beautiful,” 
“Get away, get away,” and 
“I’m sorry.”

Using those six lines, Keegan Wilcox created a masterpiece only an award-winning director and producer would handpick to win this competition, Ridley Scott.

Unbelievable!  It was so touching, I cried.

What a Hot Mess: Shit Happens

If there were ever a perfect way to coin this hilarity it would be, "Shit Happens."  What a Hot Mess!

Poor 91-year old Alf, has mistakenly been placing his mail in the wrong box. According to an article, Alf was "trotting" down to his local postbox (we don't have those in the U.S.), hoping to send a birthday card to his grandson before the last collection of the day.  But if it wasn't for someone tapping him on the shoulder, and letting him know he wasn't standing at a postbox, he would still be depositing his mail into a poo-collecting box.

I walked down to the postbox, like I do every week, and began placing our Tommy’s third birthday card in the little slot. A woman walking her dog came up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, and asked what I was doing. I thought she was going to cry when I told her. She held my hand and pointed out that the postbox was on the other side of the road.

I’ve not got the best eyesight these days but even so, the postbox and the dog dirt box are almost identical. They’re both red, the same shape and stuck on a post. I bet I’m not the only pensioner to get confused. The bloody council should never have put them so close together.

I'm with Alf on this one, shouldn't have the postal service contacted him, telling him he was depositing mail into the wrong box?  It's not like it's a normal situation, right?  Two years without it being unnoticed, c'mon.