A Gruesome Murder After A Young Man Goes Back To Being Straight

Guys named Michael or guys named Michael with a surname of Anderson, who should I distance myself from?  I'm going to say guys named Michael Anderson; I have a dear friend named Michael and I really don't want to single him out. And besides, he's hotter than these Anderson fools.

19 year old Michael Anderson of North Carolina took some cough medicine and then chopped up his roommate with an axe.   Early Monday morning, Anderson can be heard telling the 911 operator, "I took some pills and, um, the pills made me go mad and I murdered my roommate. shot him three times and then I used an axe and mutilated his body." As Anderson was taken away, he told reporters he loved "as a friend" his roommate. But during the call, Anderson says, "I was straight and I wanted to go bisexual just to experiment and I went to a gay club and I met him and I went to his house. And he took me in and I turned straight again and he wanted to touch me and stuff and I wouldn't let him and he kept trying and I waited until he went to sleep and then I shot him 3 times and then I mutilated him very badly."

Officials said the murder scene was horrific.  "Probably one of the worst scenes I have seen in my 30 years of law enforcement," Reid said.

"I TURNED STRAIGHT AGAIN!" What the hell is wrong with people these days?

"Oh lord, I don't know why I did this. … I can't believe I killed my roommate." he is very courteous to the 911 operator, saying yes ma'am, no ma'am, and then proceeds to tell her. "The axe is inside his stomach."

Too bad the idiot can't claim an insanity defense because presumably, according to his Facebook postings, he may have planned the murder.  Two recent postings show one declaring his intent, " My killing starts tonight" and the second one after the deed was done, "I finally cracked guys, I really did it this time."

The chilling 911 phone call is down below:

Jersey Shore: The Dollhouse Version

This is wrong on so many levels.  I don't watch the MTV series Jersey Shore, but with the constant rambling about it, how can anyone not know who I'm talking about.

The sad thing is... who and where are the parents who took this picture?  And have they been arrested?

OMG Hilarious!

I Quote That - One Day You'll Realize

... one day, you're going to wake up and realize*

Hold It Against Me - The Deaf Version

Okay... if this is the only way I can enjoy a Britney Spears track, then by all means continue to make them this way.  Oh stop, I'm just kidding.  I love Britney, just not as much as you die-hard fans.

Michael Chase Martino seems to think that deaf people need to enjoy the song just as anyone else.  So he took the liberty of making a video, even taking his shirt off in the process (not sure why).  Actually he doesn't look bad, he's quite hot.  He kinda reminds me of hot nerd, like in a Clark Kent / Peter Parker kinda way.

For all intent and purposes, I thought Michael did a great job, and if the reason behind it was to really help deaf people, then Kudos to you Mr. Martino.  Even if the shirt removal was quite random. :-)

Check out the video below.