The Puzzles of Our Lives

Are People Really This Stupid?

Geezus, here's another video you probably shouldn't be listening to at work, unless you have some headphones on.  This is some crazy ass shit here, and then you ask yourself why half our country is fucked up; I'm sure you know which half that is. 

A Park Ranger from Reno goes "postal" a couple of kids snowboarding in some park; Not just any park, this particular Ranger's park, and he is not happy.  Throughout the entire conversation he releases a stream of expletives that would put a stand-up comedian to shame.

Towards the end of the video, he tells the boys that "the way to break a man is by doing it sexually, by making him your bitch for life."  Seriously?  Are people really this stupid?

Dearest Crackhead

You can't get any clearer than this, that's for sure.  Can I do the same to the bastards who smashed in my windows not once, but twice?  It was a long time ago, but still...

If they want to take anything, let them.  Just DON'T BREAK MY WINDOWS!  One time I left my doors unlocked so if thieves wanted to get in, they could enter without breaking them. The idiots still brok'em. 

NSFW: Bonjour Gurl!

The following video went viral this week, but in case you haven't seen it, here it is.  It's absolutely hilarious.  It is Belle from Beauty and the Beast in her original voice casting.  And she couldn't sound any gayer if she tried.

GURL... Just so you know it is Not Safe For Work!  Unless you have headphones :-)

"Its got crack pipes and sewing, its like pretty in pink but if the dress looked good."

"I can hear you, bitches. Nice try whore."

"Wtf bitch I will turn you into a fur coat. Now I just got to find out how to knit"

OMG Hilarious! - Organ

What a Hot Mess: Magic Trick Gone Wrong

So the argument is...  some say it's fake and some say it's not.  Regardless, it looks pretty darn bad either way.  What a hot mess!

In the following video, two German boys, Sven and Michel are about to do a very popular trick that is performed by most magicians.  When they finally accomplish it, Sven accidentally jumps back, pushing Michel into an entertainment center behind them.  You can clearly see it fall on top of Michel as Sven runs away.

The question is... is it real?  Is he alive? My thing is, regardless if it's real or not, it still has to hurt.  People actually die from furniture falling on them.  The argument rages on, in the YouTube video's comment section.

Home Improvement Reunion

So a few days ago the cast of Home Improvement got together for some photos for their upcoming reunion special, and I'd have to say that some of them have improved through the years.  Others not so much...

I sure miss this show, it was so much fun to watch.

Jonathan Taylor Thomas just keeps getting better looking with age.  He still looks beautiful; His 30th birthday was two days ago.

JTT - Past and Present

OMG Hilarious! - Republican Presidential Debate Factoids

OMG, this was hilarious as shit.  I already know none of you watched the Republican Presidential Debate this past wednesday, because all of you bitches hate politics.  But once again, that's okay, because just like yesterday's post, here is a small clip of what happened.

According to Conan O'Brien, MSNBC tried something new that no one has ever done before.  They flashed some fun facts about the candidates as each of them gave a response to a question.  Conan states they were actually more entertaining than the actual debate.  Check 'em out.

Isn't This The Truth? Google Uses

LMAO, isn't this the truth?  So what do you use Google for mostly?  Nearly half of you use it to get your rocks off.  The other half uses it for spell checking, and an 1/8 of you actually use it for finding useful information.  Oh yeah... and some of you use it when they're too lazy to type in ".com"