What a Hot Mess: Deep Fried Octodog

OMG, what a hot mess!  I wouldn't touch this concoction with a ten foot pole!  Better yet, I wouldn't eat it if you gave me a million dollars.  Don't even ask me what ingredients are in it, because I don't know, nor do I want to.

Well.... maybe for a million.

Foods That Make You Cringe - Issue No. 13

I can't believe I'm posting another issue so soon, but I'm sorry, some people make the craziest shit, and I have to share it.  A corn dog pizza, really? Really?  Geez, let's take a look at this week's "Foods That Make You Cringe".

Corn Dog Pizza

A cheese pizza covered with corn dogs, nuff said.

Rubix Cubewich

Cubes of ham, salami and cheese form this rubix cube-shaped sandwich stack.

 

The Hurler Burger

Tempura fried bacon, triple burgers slathered in mayo and garnished with egg AND bacon, hoagies hollowed out to maximize the amount of peanut butter, grape jelly AND POUND of BACON that can be packed in. Nasty!

These images are a courtesy from the book, "This Is Why Your Fat," which only proves that people will eat the craziest crap.

Foods That Make You Cringe - Issue No. 12

LOL, why is it that it takes me almost a month to post an issue of, "Foods That Make You Cringe"?  I think it's because the food is either disgusting or too scrumptious for me to post each week.

Pulled Pork & Mashed Potato Parfait

Found online via Porky’s BBQ

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cheesecake

Found online via The Cheesecake Factory

The Corndog-Egg

Found online via Google

Foods That Make You Cringe - Issue No. 11

For my 11th issue of 'Foods That Make You Cringe,' we have three appealing cuisines you'd definitely want to try at home.  I can feel my mouth water already.

The Melt Challenge

Five pound grilled cheese with13 different cheeses, 3 slices of grilled bread served with french fries and slaw.

Chocolate Covered Twinkies

Deep Fried Milky Ways

Foods That Make You Cringe - Issue No. 10

For my 10th issue of 'Foods That Make You Cringe,' I bring you two yummy desserts courtesy of the Cadbury Easter bunny.  A delicious "Cadbury Egg Cupcake" and a "Deep-fried Cadbury Egg" oozing with delicious cream filling.  Happy Easter! 

Cadbury Egg Cupcake

Deep-fried Cadbury Egg

These images are a courtesy from the book, "This Is Why Your Fat," which only proves that people will eat the craziest crap. 

Foods That Make You Cringe - Issue No. 9

For my 9th issue of 'Foods That Make You Cringe,' I bring you two yummy sandwiches.  A delicious "Bay of Pigs Headwich" and a "Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger."  If this doesn't make you eat more salad, I don't know what will.

Courtesy of the book, "This Is Why Your Fat," every week I'll be stating the obvious fact - that people eat the craziest crap.

Bay of Pigs Headwich

Roast pork, ham, swiss pickles, caribbean killer sauce, honey mustard..with chips

Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger

A giant beef patty between two large meat pizzas, eggs, bacon, colby and pepper jack cheese.

Foods That Make You Cringe - Issue No. 8

It's been a month since I posted one of these, so for my 8th issue of 'Foods That Make You Cringe,' I'm treating you to breakfast and lunch.  Haha, you wish!  Here's a yummy Oreo Cakester pancake and a KFC double downer in a way you've never had it before.

Every week I'll be stating the obvious fact; that people eat the craziest shit, hence the reason people tell you, " This Is Why Your Fat." 

The Oreo Cakester Pancake Breakfast

An Oreo Cakester dipped in pancake batter and deep fried, covered in chocolate syrup, powdered sugar and topped with a melted marshmallow.

KFC Double Down Luther Sandwich

A KFC Double Down sandwiched between two glazed donuts.

Foods That Make You Cringe - Issue No. 7

For my 7th issue of 'Foods That Make You Cringe,' you have a delicious sushi roll and a 50 lb. burger.  Sounds appetizing, doesn't it?

Every week I'll be stating the obvious fact; that people eat the craziest crap, hence the reason people tell you, " This Is Why Your Fat."

Burger, pancake, and sushi rolls: cheeseburger sushi deepfried in pancake batter, with burger meat, deli style american cheese, red onion, and chipotle mayo.

The 50 lb. Burger!

Foods That Make You Cringe - Issue No. 6

For my 6th issue of 'Foods That Make You Cringe,' you have a huge Doughnut and a Birthday Cake.  New versions of course!

Every week I'll be stating the obvious fact; that people make up the craziest shit, hence the reason people tell you, " This Is Why Your Fat."  Yes, I know it's Saturday; I got behind on my regular posts.

Here is a doughnut made to look like a pizza with 4 different flavors.
Oreo, crunch bar, vanilla wafer, and strawberry top the massive
doughnut. A heart attack waiting to happen.

Use of the dry texture to absorb a rich, eggy mixture, which is then pan-fried (frosting and all) to yield a new breed of French toast that's beyond decadent. Via Serious Eats.

Foods That Make You Cringe - Issue No. 5

In my 5th issue of 'Foods That Make You Cringe,' you have your choice of two all-time favorites, cupcakes and Starbucks!

Every Thursday I'll be stating the obvious fact; that people make up the craziest shit, hence the reason people tell you, "This Is Why Your Fat."  Yes, I know it's Saturday; I got behind on my regular posts.

Spotted in Chelsea Market, NYC.

White Mocha Sauce, Mocha Frappuccino, Whipped Cream, Carmel & Mocha Sauce, Java Chip Frappuccino, Whipped Cream, Caramel & Mocha Sauce. Garnished with raw sugar and a double chocolate biscotti.

Foods That Make You Cringe - Issue No. 4

In my 4th issue of 'Foods That Make You Cringe,' you have your choice of two delicious casseroles, one with your  favorite chicken nuggets and fish sticks and the other with mac & cheese.

Every Thursday I'll be stating the obvious fact; that people make up the craziest shit, hence the reason people tell you, "This Is Why Your Fat."  Yes, I know it's Saturday; I got behind on my regular posts.

A layer of seasoned curly fries topped with chicken nuggets, chicken fried steak, fish sticks, pizza rolls, and a slice of corndog then smothered in melted mozzarella cheese topped with a mixture of chili, bacon, and sliced hot dogs topped with a sprinkling of cheddar.

A layer of mac and cheese on the bottom, then chicken, another layer of mac, then beef, sun dried tomatoes, and bacon, with another layer of mac, and lastly a layer of mac and cheese with beef sprinkled on top and some parmesan cheese on top.

Foods That Make You Cringe - Issue No. 3

In my third issue of 'Foods That Make You Cringe,' you have your choice of two delicious-looking cakes. One for breakfast and one for dinner, take your pick.

Every Thursday I'll be stating the obvious fact; that people make up the craziest shit, hence the reason people tell you, "This Is Why Your Fat."  Yes, I know it's Saturday; I got behind on my regular posts.

Two layers of quiche made from eggs, Bisquick, sausage, bacon, onions, peppers, and cheese, stacked and iced with sausage gravy, covered with more bacon, and topped with another layer of cheese.

Chocolate chip pound cake with cookie dough filling covered in cookie dough icing sprinkled with mini chocolate chips.

Foods That Make You Cringe - Issue No. 2

So what's on my second issue of 'Foods That Make You Cringe?' 

Every Thursday I'll be stating the obvious fact; that people make up the craziest shit, hence the reason people tell you, "This Is Why Your Fat."
 

A maple bacon egg sandwich on mac and cheese pancakes.  From Blondie and Brownie: “This, my friends, is the king of breakfast sandwiches. Maple bacon and eggs on pancakes? And mac & cheese pancakes at that–it’ down right inspired. Add just a touch of maple syrup and you have sweet and salty perfection.”

  

How about some chocolate covered bacon with sprinkles?  Don't these look yummy?

Foods That Make You Cringe

I was over at, 'This Is Why Your Fat' this morning and couldn't believe the things I saw people eat.  Hence, why the blog is titled as such.  I thought I'd share with you a couple of images I found disgustingly fattening. These are the types of food that will truly keep me motivated to staying healthy.

A BBQ pulled pork sandwich with two homemade glazed donuts for the bun, peach guacamole, roasted tomato salsa, and Chipotle Cheddar Cheese Wiz.

3 tiered grilled cheese birthday cake made by The American.