Mind-Boggling News: Penis Thrown Into Garbage Disposal

Yeah, you read that right.  You might've thought that Lorena Bobbitt was long gone, but that bitch has returned. Re-incarnated!  

Back when I was in college we all read about how this crazy woman cut off some dude's dick, and threw it out in a field somewhere.  In the end, the dick was found and they sewed it back together, but the anguish he must have felt - ugh, I can't even think about it.

This time around, a woman named Catherine Kieu Becker filled her husband up with drugs or some type of poison to make him sleepy, tied him up, and when he woke up, told him, "you deserve this you fucking bastard," and cut off his dick.  Okay, so she didn't say "you fucking bastard," but she did chop the damn thing off.  She went to the kitchen and dropped it in the garbage disposal, "chop, chop, chop."

The guy is listed in stable condition after emergency surgery.  OMG, I feel for the guy - there are some crazy bitches out there.  

Straight guys, if you're reading this - and you cheat - you better fucking run.  Gay guys, we know you don't do that sort of thing, we value our dicks too much.  If our boyfriends or husbands cheat, we just sleep with their best friends or their very hot brother. LOL, just kidding.