Cyanide and Happiness: Keep Away

Regardless of what you think, this is not how we gays have babies dammit!  LMAO.

Sh*t Girls Say To Gay Guys

Some of my straight friends haven't seen it, so regardless if every gay boy in America posted it on Facebook yesterday, I'll do the same, because it's only fair they see it too. :-).  And honestly, our straight girlfriends are like this in every way. LOL.

Oh, and how many more sh*t videos will we have to listen to?  Geez, these videos have gone viral, and I thought the Planking Phenomenon was bad.

Here are the previous videos if you missed them. 

Laugh of the Day: The Sh*t They Say Trilogy 

Laugh of the Day: Sh*t White Girls Say to Black Girls

 

Laugh of the Day: Sh*t White Girls Say to Black Girls

Man, I thought my "Sh*t They Say Trilogy" would have ended it all last week,  but it doesn't seem to end.  Now there's the things white girls say to black girls.  I would be lying if I said this was not a true reflection of it, but I'm sorry, it is!

I've seen and heard it first hand. I've worked in an office environment long enough to hear the ridiculous verbage that comes out of a "white girl's" mouth.

Laugh of the Day: The Sh*t They Say Trilogy

So, by now everyone has seen the video of "Sh*t Girls Say".  If you haven't, you missed a good one.  The shameless video went viral last week, and it was absolutely hilarious.  Well, within a matter of days, numerous parodies started popping up, from the "Sh*t Gay Guys Say" to the "Sh*t Black Girls Say".  And well, everyone and their mother posted them on Facebook.  So, before I could even blog about it, "aunt Josie" from Wallacazoo, Tennessee had already seen all 15 versions of it, what was the point?  LOL.

In either case, here's the trilogy to make you laugh for the day...

Gay Movies to Watch: Eating Out - Drama Camp

Yay!!! I'm so excited for the 4th installment of Eating Out!!  

Eating Out: Drama Camp brings back the unbelievably gorgeous Chris Salvatore, and Daniel Skelton in their respective roles, Zack & Casey.  The movie will also introduce us to a whole new crop of delicious man-meat, including "Make Me a Supermodel" contestant Ronnie Kroell as Beau, and "Big Brother's" Steven Daigle as Connor.

My partner, Ryan doesn't like these movies, but I simply adore them! Yes, Q. Allan Brocka doesn't spend $500,0000 to make an Oscar-winning movie, but who cares! “Shakespere didn’t have cum shots.”  He's playing to us gays, and I absolutely commend him for it!  Though, most straight people do love watching gay movies, and gay shows.

This next movie, will have Zack & Casey enrolling in Dick Dickey's Drama Camp, where you guessed it... drama ensues.  When Casey finds out Zack has been cast in the show, "The Taming of the Shrew," alongside Benji (whom he despises), Casey takes matters into his own hands, literally :-).  Does this spell "The End" for Zack & Casey?  We'll have to wait and see...

The Official Gay Card

Now this is fierce! LOL

Click HERE to get your gay card today.  The questions are absolutely hilarious!

You have at least one of these divas on your iPod: Gaga, Madonna, Britney, Cher, Kylie?  Yes or No

You have a very strict personal grooming ritual (that extends below the neck)?; Yes or No

I scored a 72  - "The card is yours, but we think you can work it a little harder."

We R Who We R

If you haven't noticed by now, I'm a fan of Ryan James Yezak's work, and I absolutely love his music video parodies.  The last one I posted was a parody to Rihanna's "Only Girl In The World".

The aforementioned parody titled, "Only Gay In The World" premiered earlier this month, and I thought it was utterly fabulous!  In the video below, Ryan features Kesha's dancing hit, "We R Who We R," which he posted late last year.  In it, you have guys kissing, superheros prancing, a sexy teacher teaching students that homosexuality is a sin, and lots, and lots of hot guys dancing.  I mean, what more could you ask for?

Only Gay In The World - Video Premiere

I absolutely love Ryan James Yezak's music video parodies, they are the best!  I guess the fact that I'm Facebook friends with some of his performers makes me bias. NOT!!!  I would still love him and his excellent work.

A month ago I posted a parody to Britney Spears track, "Hold It Against Me," and it was much better than Britney's own video - not lying.  Ryan really puts a lot of time and effort into making these videos, and I highly doubt it's not costing him anything.

It's was a long time coming, but his next video parody has made it online, and as promised, it is titled, "Only Gay In The World," in reference to Rihanna's hit song, "Only Girl In The World."  As usual, the video is filled with hot, shirtless guys, and it follows a couple of gay kings, a cheerleader squad, some football players, gays in the military and ends with a reception preceded by a gay 'ol fabulous wedding.

Check it out - you're gonna love it! 

Dave Franco Plays "You're So Hot," But Does He Win?

 

Back in college, when parties would ensue, "the straights" had so much fun playing this game, it was one of my "not-so memorable" experiences.  I find it ironic that a simple video like this, could bring back one of the things I completely forgot or simply chose to erase from my memory. LOL. 

On the other hand, I'm glad the video came to light, because the thought of Dave Franco (James Franco's hot, younger brother) talking dirty to me would make things perfectly alright.  Ugh. he's so damn beautiful!


So the point of the game...

You get two people, preferably two "straights" or one "straight," one "gay," and you have them go back and forth telling each other the dirtiest things they could think of to make the other one laugh.

The following video is so hilarious I couldn't keep myself from literally falling on the floor laughing; Dave and Chris Mintz-Plasse from "Superbad" play the game and tell each other the dirtiest things imaginable.  If you think you've imagined it, you're wrong!

Oh... I forgot... if you're at work make sure you have headphones!

The Onion News Update: Small Town Throws Pride Parade For Only Gay Resident

WONN5 reports that hundreds turned out to support Pennington's single gay resident Paul Webster.