Quick Guide to 50 Weird Laws

So yesterday I posted a humorous "Quick Guide to The Supreme Court Justices", and today I'm posting a suprisingly "Quick Guide to 50 Weird Laws" courtesy of YouTube Vlogger, John Green.  He informs us of the illegal activities such as throwing snowballs, playing BINGO (for longer than 5 hours), or using Silly String.  And yes, Adultery is still a crime in New York.

Yes, These Do Exist...

Can you believe that this book actually exists?  Well, it does, and it's titled, "Pat the Zombie".  I'm assuming if you're a Walking Dead fan, you'll love sharing this with your kids.  You can actually buy it at Amazon.com.  Oh, but I have a few more things you'd be surprised existed.  Check them out here.

Cat Armour

Slipper Speakers

Keyboard Pants

People Colored Pencils

Enormous-Sized Bag of Cheetos

A Standing Toilet For Women

The "I Am Rich" App

Sweepers for Your Pet's Feet

"Baby" Pears

Images courtesy of Pleated-Jeans

Check Out This Paper

I don't know about you, but this is pretty freaking awesome.  Check out this paper, and tell me what you think.  Ring any bells?

Must Watch: Girl Repeats Words Backwards In Less Than 3 Seconds

This is the kind of daughter every drunk father wants.  LOL.  To be the designated driver of course.

If a policeman pulls her over and asks her to recite the alphabet backwards, she'd have no problem passing the test.   But seriously, I couldn't even say the alphabet backwards if I was sober, much less drunk.  Lord knows I failed it when I was 25.

Meet Alyssa, the blonde girl with braces in the video.  Alyssa can pronounce any word you throw at her backwards.  That's right, backwards.  And it doesn't take her a minute or two, it takes her less than 3 seconds.  It's pretty darn freaky.

Hey Baby Girl - The Remix

If things couldn't get any crazier or funnier. OMG, this was hilarious, but even more creepy.  I'm sorry Briona, but if you do exist (which I'm hoping you don't), and you're dating this guy, you need to run. RUN!! I'm telling you!

Remember the video I posted last week - the one where a strange boy professes his undying love for Briona?  Well if you haven't seen the original, see it here and then you can watch this Remix version.

Hey Baby Girl

Okay, I don't know about you, but this kid needs help.  And serious help.  I'm scared for the girl he's talking to, Briona.  Hell, I got scared just watching him profess his love for her. LOL.

Nevermind that the guy looks like a troll, but dear Briona, I suggest you get a restraining order as soon as humanly possible.  Move the hell out of town, before you wind up in trash bags across hwy 59.  Jesus Christ, God Bless You!

What would happen if...

I shit you not, I just finished typing "what would happen if " with a space after "if" and this is what Google came up with.  I took this screenshot just now. 

You should try it.  I swear, some people search for the weirdest shit.

LMAO! What would happen if I poured self-raising flour on an orphan?  I'm ROFL - this is priceless!

I Quote That - Weird