Isn't This The Truth? Joffrey Bieber

I'm Laughing My Ass Off right now, but isn't this the truth?  Thank you David over at WoW and Joffrey Bieber for sharing these hilarious pics.  Absolute genius!

Because you know Joffrey and Justin are one and the same.  For those who don't know who Joffrey is, I explained it earlier.

Check out the Joffrey Bieber Tumblr here.  Enjoy.

Bieber Strips For Poland - FOR FREE!

So apparently when it's -10 degrees outside and you arrive at an airport, you're supposed to strip until you're half-naked.  At least that's what Justin Bieber thinks one should do.  Poor kid, what is up with him lately.  Granted, he's cute and all, but c'mon.

A spokesman for the airport said, “He wasn’t told to take off his clothes. He had no metal objects on him... He’s quite skinny so I assume he was probably freezing."

I think he's just one of those boys that doesn't like wearing much clothes.  And he loves the attention.  Full story at the NY Daily News.

Another Britney???

What the hell is going on with the Biebs lately?  Is he going through a celebrity breakdown or something.  Oh-Oh, not another Britney!!!  Poor Justin, he was sick, he wasn't allowed into a club - geez  -- Things are just not well with him.

Check Your Email Hillary Clinton: A Valentine's Day Message From Justin Bieber

This is for all you Justin Bieber fans who missed Saturday Night Live last week, and missed this special Valentine's Day message from the Biebs himself.

The Biebs Being All Sexy and Douchey

I thought I'd post these "sexified," gif pics of Justin Bieber, because everyone knows all you gay boys have a secret crush on him.  Even though it pleases you to say he looks like a lesbian.

80 Artists Have Used Them Before

Do you really think Justin Bieber was the first one to annoy you with the words, "Baby, Baby, Baby"?  Um No.  In the following video alone, there are 80 artists who have used them before.  Can you name them all?  Probably not, but you'll get a kick out of watching the video - it is pretty cool.  

So I think it's not so much that Bieber used the words, you just don't like him. LOL.

Hungry for Cato or Alexander?

The movie, Hunger Games hasn't even hit theaters yet, and girls, and boys are swooning over this guy, really?  LOL.

Unbeknownst to you, Alexander Ludwig, the main attraction of the upcoming movie, had to put his rockstar dreams on hold, because he wasn't able to pull a Justin Bieber fast enough.  Who knew Cato could sing?  Actually he just released his track, "Liv It Up (Teenage Wasteland)" on Monday, March 6, 2012.

The Groom and The Bieber Dance

The video below was sweet.  It's a choreographed dance performed by the groom, Brian and his minions, in front of his new wife, Emily.  

So congratulations Emily, you just married a man who secretly loves to sing and dance Justin Bieber songs with his friends. :-)

Quoted - Justin Bieber on Striving To Be The Best

“I’m not going to try to conform to what people want me to be or go out there and start partying, have people see me with alcohol. I want to do it at my own pace. I don’t want to start singing about things like sex, drugs and swearing. I’m into love, and maybe I’ll get more into making love when I’m older. But I want to be someone who is respected by everybody. … I want to be successful and be great at what I do. But eventually, I want to become the best at what I do. I want to be better than anybody who’s ever done it. And in order to do that, I need to strive to be the best, be good to people and treat people with respect, and work as hard as I can. Because for me, I work so hard and this consumes my life – it’s not worth it if I’m not the best.” 

   –  Justin Bieber from the spring issue of V Magazine‘s The Music Issue.

What a Hot Mess: Santa Claus Is Coming To Bieber's Town

I thought that Justin Bieber's video release of Under The Mistletoe was a hot mess, but the song actually grew on me.  They play it on the radio so damn much!  I'm actually listening to it now. LOL.

But the following video release of Santa Claus is Coming To Town is truly one Hot Christmas Mess!

He prances around Santa's workshop wearing some weird ass clothes, but the best part is when starts rapping, "So it’s that time of year, when you let all your problems go. And you know, you just … shake it, shake it baby."

 

Yeah, I won't be getting hooked on this song anytime soon. Can we just have these good 'ol fashioned kids singing the song instead.

Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 13 - Black Friday at Urban Outfitters

Seriously people.  If I ever get to an age where I have to act like a teeny bopper waiting to see Justin Bieber, please shoot me or have me committed.  Are people really this stupid?

Look at the hundreds of shoppers waiting for Urban Outfitters to open up on Black Friday, and watch as they rush in in droves.  It's almost laughable.  This is downright ridiculous.  What on earth could one possibly need that they can't get tomorrow?

The Good Christian Bieber Turns Psychosocial

Don't you just love when good Christian boys turn out to be little monsters?  Justin Bieber gave the paparazzi the finger (oh, I mean TWO), while leaving a restaurant in London with some hot girl.  Oh, I'm not sure, but is that Selena Gomez?  Perfect time for some "Psychosocial Baby", don't you think?

What a Hot Mess: Have Yourself A Very Merry Biebmas

Seriously?  It's October.  OCTOBER!!!!!  WHAT A HOT MESS!

Justin Bieber has released his first Christmas single, "Under The Mistletoe", and with all the flak they give Lady Gaga, this song sounds eerily familiar to other tracks I've heard before.

But guess what?  You're going to hear this song over the holidays over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and... do I need to go any further?  Might as well start listening to it now.

7 million views on YouTube and it's only been out 3-1/2 days.  Jesus Christ!  Sorry Jesus, It's the Biebs, he's in charge now - everyone idolizes this kid. 

Oh Justin Bieber... Someday...

A few weeks ago Ryan and I were watching television when a commercial appears on the screen.  It was Justin Bieber introducing us to his new perfume line.  We just looked at each and said, "Oh dear LORD."

This week he appeared with Jimmy Fallon on his late night talk show, and this was the outcome...

Gaga Takes The Top Spot!

Lady Gaga has taken the top spot from Oprah Winfrey on Forbes annual Celebrity Top 100 list, which focuses on the world's most powerful celebrities.  But don't be upset Gaga haters, you still have Justin Bieber at number 3 and Bon Jovi at number 8.  Yeah, I'm confused on that one too, but he's actually, made more than Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Kanye West combined.  How's that for "Living on A Prayer"?

In either case, the Lady managed to come out on top, because of her influence on current events, young people, earning $90 million last year, having 32 million fans on Facebook and 10 million followers on Twitter.   C'mon people - she sold one million digital downloads of her single, "Born This Way" in 5 days!

Check out the list below:

Top 10 of Forbes’ ‘Celebrity 100′

• 1. Lady Gaga
• 2. Oprah Winfrey
• 3. Justin Bieber
• 4. U2
• 5. Elton John
• 6. Tiger Woods
• 7. Taylor Swift
• 8. Bon Jovi
• 9. Simon Cowell
• 10. Lebron James

All You Little Monsters Are Going To Hell - So Says This Real Teenage Monster

Honestly?  I don't even know where to start with this.  Where are the parents who raised this pathetic excuse for a child? Okay, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that.  I'm just sick and tired of 12 year old kids preaching to us, and everyone else for that matter, on how we are going to hell if we have sex, if we listen to Gaga, or if we're gay; Unless we're Bieber-believers, we're damned!

First, the little brat doesn't know anything about the story of Judas - she needs to go back to summer camp and read her Bible.  Second, the song is not a reflection of Gaga having sex with Jesus or Judas, it goes much deeper than that, like having to deal with a relationship she's currently in, and third, who is she to judge others on the merits of religion?
  
Plus....

The fake crying to make herself look like she's "ONE" with God, is beyond repentance.

I haven't blogged about the release of "Judas," because I really haven't had the time to analyze it, or better yet, give it a thorough cleansing.  I will probably ask Ryan to listen to the song, and give his take on it - since he's the bigger fan of the two.

Geez... the video below made my day ;-/

Now Here's a Mashup Worthy of a World Tour!

Justin Bieber and Slipknot on tour together, now wouldn't that be a sight to behold?  It's amazing what you find on the internet these days, because without it, we'd be clueless.  I'll be honest, most of the time I skim through a video so I can review it, and then blog about it.  Not this time!  I was simply mesmerized by the amazing sound and sat through the whole darn thing.  It was actually quite good.

You don't believe me? Turn up the volume and enjoy!  It's Psychosocial Baby ~

A Whole New Justin Bieber

 
Say what you will, but the boy is turning into a handsome devil.  With his new haircut, a new girlfriend, a cool new attitude, this boy has got it going.  But as the law of nature so says, "whatever goes up, must come down."

Unfortunately, this is so true of the many young celebrities who get involved with drugs and alcohol, And before they know it, they're in a huge ass mess.  Need I remind you of a young pop singer by the name of Aaron Carter?   This is part of Hollywood history, like Ricky Nelson, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Presley, Judy Garland, and so forth.  Most recently, Brittany Murphy, Heath Ledger, River Phoenix, Anna Nicole Smith, and the list goes on.

Please Bieb, make something of yourself.  And if it all comes crashing down, do Gay for pay, that always seems to bring in the big bucks.

Justin Bieber Shot Dead!

 

Oh whatever...

I made you click the link, didn't I?  All you Bieber haters are wishing for the day this becomes true.

Truth is... Justin Bieber has been appearing in several episodes of CSI and has been playing a petty criminal.  Well, maybe not so petty, but after killing and shooting several officers what do you expect?  The CSI officers return fire by filling his body full of lead.  Sorry haters, the Biebs still lives on in real life.

And since I know all you haters want to see Bieber shot and killed in live-action, I have included the video below for your viewing pleasure.  Just click on the 'Read More' link underneath the last image.

You Are Buying Your Music At Wal-Mart, That's The Reason Your Artist Didn't Win

So who felt like they were robbed of a storybook ending last night?  Gaga walked away with 3 Grammys, Eminemn 2, Bieber 0; and the world was devastated to learn that a band called "Arcade Fire," took their most coveted trophy of the night.

But according to Alternapop, you are listening to the radio way too much and buying your music at Wal-Mart, hence the reason you don't know the bands and musicians who have been nominated more times and selling out more concerts than the ones you love.

"The Twitter world was full of “Arcade Fire who?” and “Who is Arcade Fire? I’ve never heard of them” postings. Maybe these people should turn off the radio and start buying their music from places other than the bin at the end of the aisle at Walmart.

Arcade Fire has released three solid albums and the previous two were also nominated for Album of the Year. (2004′s Funeral and 2008′s Neon Bible) If you’ve never heard of them until now, it might be time you evaluate your music sources.

Arcade Fire is only co-headling one of the largest and successful music festivals this April, Coachella, in Southern California, that sold out in a record 6 days, with Kanye and Kings of Leon.

The Suburbs was released by Merge Records, the indie label based in Durham, North Carolina, that has been home to underground acts like Lou Barlow, The Clientele, Superchunk and Neutral Milk Hotel. In addition to performing, Arcade Fire was up for three Grammys this year."

I still feel robbed!  Just like when a Canadian won the "AMERICAN" Music Award's top prize. I don't know, I'm so tired of the academies that decide who should win what. And this goes for everything; from CMA's to AMA's, VMA's, Oscars, Golden Globes, etc., etc..  What do you think?

Click here for list of winners: