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LMAO, oh yes it is!!!

What Made Everything Possible on Christmas?

According to several Facebookers someone or something made CHRISTmas possible.  

This is blasphemy! LOL.

Uh Oh, Santa

I think someone forgot to tell the Night Stockers at Wal-Mart that before they set up the soda display, Santa usually says, Ho, Ho, Ho.  Unless Santa was doing something naughty. LOL.

The People of Wal-Mart

Do you remember my post from Tuesday, titled Wal-Martians - A People of Wal-Mart Song?  I'm assuming you probably don't.  But if you do, then by all means check this next video out.  

Thanks to my Facebook friend, Michele, I was singing the damn song all day. My co-workers were wondering what the hell came over me.  Check it out, hopefully you won't succumb to the powers that be, the Wal-Martians!

The song is titled, "People of Wal-Mart" and yes, you can buy it on iTunes!  The artist, Jessica Frech has even included the lyrics on her YouTube page, which I have kindly added after the jump.

Wal-Martians - A People of Wal-Mart Song

You gotta love Wal-Mart.  I mean, where else can you go to find low, low prices and genuine people like this?  

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.  

I'll be honest, Ryan and I shop there, and sometimes we go to "Tar-Jay" (Target).  I don't see the need to pay $5 for a jar of pickles when I can get it at Wally Mart for $2.  

In either case, Mr. Walmartian has posted a fabulous song using pictures from the "People of Wal-Mart" site.  The song is titled, "Wal-Martians," and it is absolutely hilarious. Check it out...

From You Tube description:  Original song celebrating the People of Wal-Mart. My cd containing "Wal-Martians" will be available on iTunes within a few weeks. For more info, visit www.ReverbNation.com/DaveThomasBand.

Don't Leave Your Receipt on the Kitchen Table

I guess we all know what goes down in Mesquite, Texas.  Then again, everything is bigger in our home state - if you know what I mean :-).

OH... and next time...

Don't leave your receipt on the kitchen table.

You Are Buying Your Music At Wal-Mart, That's The Reason Your Artist Didn't Win

So who felt like they were robbed of a storybook ending last night?  Gaga walked away with 3 Grammys, Eminemn 2, Bieber 0; and the world was devastated to learn that a band called "Arcade Fire," took their most coveted trophy of the night.

But according to Alternapop, you are listening to the radio way too much and buying your music at Wal-Mart, hence the reason you don't know the bands and musicians who have been nominated more times and selling out more concerts than the ones you love.

"The Twitter world was full of “Arcade Fire who?” and “Who is Arcade Fire? I’ve never heard of them” postings. Maybe these people should turn off the radio and start buying their music from places other than the bin at the end of the aisle at Walmart.

Arcade Fire has released three solid albums and the previous two were also nominated for Album of the Year. (2004′s Funeral and 2008′s Neon Bible) If you’ve never heard of them until now, it might be time you evaluate your music sources.

Arcade Fire is only co-headling one of the largest and successful music festivals this April, Coachella, in Southern California, that sold out in a record 6 days, with Kanye and Kings of Leon.

The Suburbs was released by Merge Records, the indie label based in Durham, North Carolina, that has been home to underground acts like Lou Barlow, The Clientele, Superchunk and Neutral Milk Hotel. In addition to performing, Arcade Fire was up for three Grammys this year."

I still feel robbed!  Just like when a Canadian won the "AMERICAN" Music Award's top prize. I don't know, I'm so tired of the academies that decide who should win what. And this goes for everything; from CMA's to AMA's, VMA's, Oscars, Golden Globes, etc., etc..  What do you think?

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