Raised by a Mexican Mom? Then This is For You!

It's been forever since I posted a blog, so here it goes.

Javier Moreno over at Buzzfeed listed 28 things people who were raised by a Mexican mom know to be true,  And I'd have to say he's on point with some of these.  

We were not catholic so the candles didn't exist, and the quinceañera? Not so much.  Lol.  But trust me, I have family who represent this entire list and you know who you are!  LMAO.

Thank you sharing Michele!

1. She believed VapoRub (or Vick's) was a cure for everything.

2. Along with Sprite.

3. If you scraped your knee, you could always expect the “Sana, sana” rhyme.

You would feel the wrath of the dreaded chancla.

  

There was no way you were leaving the house without finishing your chores.

Whenever she watched novelas you were given a play by play.

Check out the entire list here. And if you haven't seen "The Secret of the Chancla" you can't catch that here. Hilarious!

I Haven't Been Fully Honest With You... (NSFW due to some upset texters)

Last month, comedian Nathan Fielder from Comedy Central asked his twitter followers to text their parents about a fake drug deal, and the outcome was absolutely hilarious!

This time, he asked his followers to text their loved ones, "I haven't been fully honest with you," and not reply for at least an hour.  I'm pretty sure some of them wished they hadn't done it. LOL.

The hilarity continues after the jump...

The Hard Task of Being a Loving Parent: Drug Dealing Kids Prank Their Parents

So what would your parents say if you text them, "got 2 grams for $40" and then sent another text saying, "Sorry ignore that txt. Not for you"?

Comedian Nathan Fielder from Comedy Central asked his twitter followers to text their parents about a fake drug deal.  The outcome is unbelievably hilarious!  If this doesn't make your day something's wrong with you.

I promise you will laugh your ass off.  Especially when mom replies, "So help me god if you are referring to drugs I will disown you"  or "Austin robert schweitzer there goes your driving test...and any hope of a car! - Going to cvs so get ready to pee in a cup!"

 

The hilarity continues after the jump...

Yet Another Fucking Music Festival

Too Funny if you take the time to read the flyer.  LMAO at "Hologram of that dead musical legend" and "You loved them in 8th grade"

You can actually buy the 13x19 inch poster over at Neat Dude - check them out.

OMG Hilarious! The Magician and The Insta-Chick

I'm not a fan of the Tonight Show, but this is absolutely hilarious!  If you're in need of a giggle this morning, watch this video.  A magician is hired to work as a cashier of a liquor/convenience store and performs a few crazy tricks on some unsuspecting customers.

You are going to die laughing when customers fall for the dehydrated "Insta-Chick" - they're made in China. LMAO.

Isn't This The Truth? Pictures We Didn't Take Before Digital Cameras

LMAO.  I look at all these and I see my Facebook newsfeed!  And yes, I'm guilty of some of them.  Honestly though, before digital photography came into existence, were you using your 35 mm camera to take pictures of yourself?  Did you take pictures of the food you were eating at a restaurant, or the wing of an airplane as you were taking a picture of the sky? LOL.  You will laugh at all these, check them out.

via twenty pixels

OMG Hilairous! - Petroleum Jelly

OMG, I saw this on Facebook just a few moments ago and had to post it. LMAO!!!!

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.

He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He ties them to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.  I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

Isn't This The Truth? Megastores

LMAO, oh yes it is!!!

Magical Fun 101: The Invisible Driver

Let me start your day off on the right track.  Let's laugh, smile, and watch some Magical Fun!

You all remember Rahat, right?  He was the one who lit his wallet on fire, made a dollar float in mid-air, levitated a fountain drink and when reaching for his meal got static shocked in front of bewildered and confused drive-thru employees.  

Well, the fun and magic is about to continue as Rahat explains how he's going to play an invisible driver at several drive-thrus.  The video is hilarious and fun to watch.  If you haven't seen the others, you can view them by clicking on the links above.  Enjoy!

Are People Really This Stupid? Issue No. 31 - Please Move The Deer Crossing

I saw this several months ago when a co-worker played it for me, and I couldn't contain myself.  OMG!  Are people really this stupid?  I'm sorry, but this audio clip is simply hilarious.

How can this be real? How??? A woman calls into a radio show to express her concern over a deer crossing sign.  She wants the signs removed, because the deer think it's safe for them to cross wherever they see one of these signs.  I don't think she's picked up on the fact the deer crossings are for us.   I'm assuming this, because she's called several people about it. LOL.

Saturday Night Live: The Walking Dead

If you've never seen The Walking Dead on TNT, then you might not get some of the references made to the show.  

In the following SNL skit, the group tries to avoid any type of racism or political incorrectness.  LOL.

Just Sayn'

Isn't This The Truth? Diary of a TV Addict

Omg, this is so freaking hilarious!  Only because it's so true!  Especially for those who can not stay awake to read a book, but yet can stay on Facebook and Twitter all day long. Check the video out, it's pretty darn funny.

Cyanide and Happiness: LMAO

Gollum Sings Les Miserables

LMAO.  Ever wonder what it would sound like if Gollum from The Lord of the Rings Trilogy and The Hobbit were to sing, "I Dreamed A Dream" from the movie, Les Miserables?  Well, now's your chance to get the exclusive first look and listen.  

Thank you Geeks Are Sexy, for sharing this funny video.  Definitely made me laugh.

Isn't This The Truth? Hogwarts Letter

LMAO!! - This is so damn true!!! hahahahah

Must Watch: United States Air Force Tells United States Army, "I'm Sexy and I Know It"

If you're in the United States Military there are times you need to keep the morale up.  I can't imagine the grueling work our soldiers have to go through day in, and day out.  Hence, the reason there are countless of spirit videos made that are often quite funny.  These are made to keep their spirits up and their morale high.  But this particular one, isn't just a little humorous, it's quite hot actually. LOL.

This video was made by Six Star Productions for the upcoming Army game. It was deemed by wing staff as "too inappropriate to play for the cadet wing", but I didn't think so :-)

This is a tribute to banned spirit videos everywhere....

Members of the US Air Force do a fabulous job dancing, working out, taking off their clothes, but most importantly, lip-synching to LMAO's, "Sexy and I Know It.".  Well... 

Scratch that. Taking off their clothes was the most important. LOL.

A Definite Must Watch, check it out..