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LMAO.  This is for all you dads who have daughters and you want to make the perfect pony tail.  A little pre-Father's Day humor.

A Helpful Tip

This is just so wrong, but I'm sure somebody out there has done it.  Oh well, here's a helpful tip.  LOL.

via jimbenton

I Haven't Been Fully Honest With You... (NSFW due to some upset texters)

Last month, comedian Nathan Fielder from Comedy Central asked his twitter followers to text their parents about a fake drug deal, and the outcome was absolutely hilarious!

This time, he asked his followers to text their loved ones, "I haven't been fully honest with you," and not reply for at least an hour.  I'm pretty sure some of them wished they hadn't done it. LOL.

The hilarity continues after the jump...

Just Sayn'

Hey, the next time Ryan and I go to T.G.I. Fridays I'm going to ask the Balloon Twister to make me a full-size Buzz Light Year.  Just Sayn'.

The Hard Task of Being a Loving Parent: Drug Dealing Kids Prank Their Parents

So what would your parents say if you text them, "got 2 grams for $40" and then sent another text saying, "Sorry ignore that txt. Not for you"?

Comedian Nathan Fielder from Comedy Central asked his twitter followers to text their parents about a fake drug deal.  The outcome is unbelievably hilarious!  If this doesn't make your day something's wrong with you.

I promise you will laugh your ass off.  Especially when mom replies, "So help me god if you are referring to drugs I will disown you"  or "Austin robert schweitzer there goes your driving test...and any hope of a car! - Going to cvs so get ready to pee in a cup!"

 

The hilarity continues after the jump...

This Is Pure Evil

I'm sorry, but these pics are just pure evil.  It's just not right. LOL.

Does this constitute as trolling?  Otherwise I would have posted them as Trolls of the Day.

And These Pics Are The Reason Commas Are Important....

I know I'm not a great writer and I know that I use commas way too often;  But when I look at these pics, I'm glad I do.  LMAO.  Either these pics will make you laugh, or give you an answer to "Are People Really This Stupid?" lol.

I don't think a comma could've helped the last one, no matter which way you put it.

Seven more after the jump...

Clothing Tags You Failed To Read

I need to take a closer look at my clothing tags from now on.  Or keep Ryan from ripping them off. LOL.  Check out these clothing tags, each with a little sense of humor hidden inside.  I especially love this one, "Or give it to your mother.  She knows how to do it."  Lol.  True Story!

Where To Pet and Not Pet Your Pet

So yeah, I don't think this picture is very accurate, because our dogs are very picky about where they want to be petted; Well, Ryan's dogs anyway.  My little Duchess loves to be petted all over. LOL.

Is Ninety The New Twenty?

Do not make fun of this girl.  She's 90!  Yes, you read that right.  Sylvester Stallone's Mother is Ninety Years Old!  And she turns 91 in November.  

In the words by Michelle Visage, "Does this broad look 90 freakin’ years old to you? OK, I hear your screams through the computer. I know about the shitload of plastics going on here, but Jackie Stallone hasn’t looked this good since her 20s. Ignore the lips. Her body, her hair, her everything is flooring me. Ninety. Years. Old. Bitches."

Isn't This The Truth? You Drink To Make Something Happen

I'll admit it, I've done it all. lol, the memories.

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LOL...

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Just thought I'd bring a little humor to your day :-) 

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Yes, this is Dora The Explorer in real-life.  Amazing, isn't it?

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Lol

Things That Make You Go Hmmm... Star Wars vs. Facebook

So this is how they did it...

Things that make you go hmmm...

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hahahaha

Can You Guess The Movies?

Now, this is really cool.  You'll even enjoy figuring out the movies each image represents.  You have a chocolate cake, a pie, a diamond, fruit and more. There are 12 images, and I knew the first one could only be The Chocolate Cake Factory.  I couldn't figure out 4, 7, 8 and 12.  Please leave me a comment if you figured them out.

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