It feels like I haven't had a drink in years; Honestly, I don't remember the last time I had a drop. And this says alot, because I was a heavy drinker in my twenties and off and on in my thirties. So if you feel the need to celebrate, please be careful. Learn more about the Prohibition era here: History.com.
LMAO! Thank God this book wasn't around during my drinking and partying days.
We all know how much I love Caldwell Tanner over at College Humor. Well, he's provided the blogosphere with a good laugh this morning, and I thought I'd share it with you. (Some profanity makes this post NSFW)
The Complete Pet Care Manual for your DRUNK FRIEND haseverything you need to help care for your drunken buddy;From "Walking Your Drunk," to "Feeding, Housebreaking, and Playing With Your Drunk."
This is really cool, but how many of you would actually use it?
The Breathometer™ is "The World’s First Smartphone
Breathalyzer!" It's small enough to fit in your pocket and on a keychain. If this would have been available when I was younger, it wouldhave saved me several tickets. Then again, I was young.
All you do is exhale into the device after you're out with your friends, and it will give you the blood alcohol level on your phone. Hand the keys over to a designated drive or call a cab. Watch the video - it's great.
And for those who don't know what pledging is - you're supporting an entrepreneur trying to make it big with a product. Or you simply believe in their campaign and wish to contribute to them. Prices vary, and the more money they raise, the more they're able to produce and promote a particular product. This one starts with$20 and you'll have your product by the summer.
Now, we all know the Irish love to drink their lives away, but so do American's - especially American single men and women. Check out this pretty cool chart that describes which cities are light drinkers, heavy drinkers, drinkers by religion affiliation, gender and education.
In recognition of St. Patrick’s Day and all those who’ll be drinking green beer this Saturday, we decided to take a look at how the drinking habits of singles vary across the United States.
The infographic below shows the cities with the highest and lowest percentages of self-identified drinking levels, based on how people answer the “How much do you drink?” profile question. Surprised that Vegas is home to the highest percentage of light drinkers? What about D.C. being the highest? Tell us in the comments.
Normally I post a daily pic from Cyanide & Happiness, but today is a special day. It's a video exclusive day! You're lovable characters are in a short film - and it will definitely make you laugh!
Keep this in mind.... in no way does this comic strip's video mean you should drink and drive. Drink Responsibly.
Now, why didn't I think of this game when I was in college? This would've been fucking funny as hell. Hell, it would've been fucking fun!!!! I'm so trying this whenever I start drinking again. Well... if I ever drink again. LOL.
OMG! Isn't this the truth?!? If I was given a nickle for every time I started crying, spoke in tongues, or did exotic dances, I'd be filthy rich by now. Looking at this bottle, and it's many level of drunkeness, I'd say I've been here many of times, especially to the point where I'm saying, "I'm fine, I'm fine." LOL.
Yes, oh yes! I guess it all depends if you're hanging around some cool people or not so cool people. Oh, and for those who don't know what the slang "cog in the machine" stands for, it just means the unimportant people at your job. You know, the majority of us.
So imagine being 5 years old, sitting in a stroller for some unknown reason (he must've been tiny), and as you patiently wait outside for your mother - it starts to rain. So here you are, getting soaked, sitting in a stroller and all these strangers walk past you (it's pouring rain mind you), as they walk into the bar to get a drink. Ahhh... the woes of being a bad parent...
You see this bright woman here? Well, that's Sarah Cheek from Daytona Beach, Florida. Sarah went inside Crook's Den (a bar) at 10 o'clock at night to presumably go inside and buy a candy for her daughter. This is before she said she went in to apply for a job. But according to some of the drunks who saw her daughter outside (who didn't help the 5-yr-old child), say they saw Sarah gulp down two beers.
Now, you'd think after a few minutes she'd go outside to check on the kid. Nope, she asked her fellow drunkards if they could go outside and keep little "sally" company as she finished her beers.
Rule of thumb... if mom or dad say they are going inside to buy you a candy, chances are they're probably not coming back. LOL
LMAO. How many times have you gone out with your friends to have one beer? LOL. For me, going out for a drink is like Lay's used to call it, "You Can't Eat Just One." In this case, it's the other way around, "You Can't Drink Just one." :-)
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You see this bright woman here? Well, that's Sarah Cheek from Daytona Beach, Florida. Sarah went inside Crook's Den (a bar) at 10 o'clock at night to presumably go inside and buy a candy for her daughter. This is before she said she went in to apply for a job. But according to some of the drunks who saw her daughter outside (who didn't help the 5-yr-old child), say they saw Sarah gulp down two beers.
