“If you can’t love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?” - RuPaul - - - - - - - - - - - “if by a "Liberal" they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people -- their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties -- someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a "Liberal," then I'm proud to say I'm a "Liberal.” - John F. Kennedy - - - - - - - - - - - - “Imagine finding someone you love more than anything in the world, who you would risk your life for but couldn’t marry. And you couldn’t have that special day the way your friends do – you know, wear the ring on your finger and have it mean the same thing as everybody else. Just put yourself in that person’s shoes. It makes me feel sick to my stomach …. When I shared a picture of my tattoo on my Twitter page and said, ‘ALL LOVE is equal,’ a lot of people mocked me – they said, ‘What happened to you? You used to be a Christian girl!’ And I said, ‘Well, if you were a true Christian, you would have your facts straight. Christianity is about love.’ The debate resulted in a lot of threats and hate mail to people who agreed and disagreed with me. At one point I had to say, ‘Dude, everyone lay off.’ Can’t people have friendly debates about sensitive topics without it turning into unnecessary threats?” - Pop star Miley Cyrus on her marriage equality tattoo - - - - - - - - - - -
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Wednesday, May 1, 2013

The Hard Task of Being a Loving Parent: Drug Dealing Kids Prank Their Parents

So what would your parents say if you text them, "got 2 grams for $40" and then sent another text saying, "Sorry ignore that txt. Not for you"?

 Comedian Nathan Fielder from Comedy Central asked his twitter followers to text their parents about a fake drug deal.  The outcome is unbelievably hilarious!  If this doesn't make your day something's wrong with you.

 I promise you will laugh your ass off.  Especially when mom replies, "So help me god if you are referring to drugs I will disown you"  or "Austin robert schweitzer there goes your driving test...and any hope of a car! - Going to cvs so get ready to pee in a cup!"

 
The hilarity continues after the jump...

 
You might also like: The Hard Task of Being a Loving Parent: Kids Go Ape Sh*t Crazy Over The Odd Life of Timothy Green 

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This Post Written By Blade7184 aka Unknown on 5/01/2013
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1 comment:

Ryan said...

This is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. From "you're overpaying" to the one with the bj and get a job but not that job, oh my god! Sugar! OMG one kid just got money from it!

May 1, 2013 at 6:08 PM

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