OMG Hilarious! The Magician and The Insta-Chick

I'm not a fan of the Tonight Show, but this is absolutely hilarious!  If you're in need of a giggle this morning, watch this video.  A magician is hired to work as a cashier of a liquor/convenience store and performs a few crazy tricks on some unsuspecting customers.

You are going to die laughing when customers fall for the dehydrated "Insta-Chick" - they're made in China. LMAO.

And If The Queen Says It Shall Be, Then It Shall Be! - Part Deux

Who knew I would be using the same title for another post?  

Lady Gaga made that statement on the Jay Leno Show, back in February, when referring to an email from Madonna and her people wishing Gaga luck on her latest single, "Born This Way."

This time around I'm using it, because If the queen (Lynda Carter) says it shall be, then it shall be!  On Friday, Mark Malkin from Entertainment Weekly sat down and talked to Lynda Carter and here's what she had to say...

"I think she looks fabulous," said Carter, who originated the role in the classic (and oh-so-campy!) series in the mid-'70s. "It's a new look and, jeez, her body looks fantastic."

Carter wants everyone to give Palicki a chance.
 
As hard as it was to read, I'm siding with Lynda on this. I'm going to give Palicki a chance, if not for David E. Kelley, for the original Wonder Woman herself.

And If The Queen Says It Shall Be, Then It Shall Be!

Gaga appeared on Jay Leno last night to make some clarifications.  And as I have mentioned before, musicians have always been compared to those before them.  Hell, even Madonna and Cyndi Lauper were compared to each other back in the 80's.  Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, Whitney Houston, Vanessa Williams, the list goes on.  Live and let live people.

First, Gaga sets the record straight and tells Leno that the contraption she was carried in was not an egg, it's a “vessel.”  And I can see that, because she was wearing some alien-looking prosthetics at the Grammys and on Leno last night.

Second, for those who think that animosity lingers between Madge and The Lady, Gaga clarifies,  ”There is really no one that is a more adoring and loving Madonna fan than me,” and she makes it perfectly clear, “I am the hugest fan personally and professionally.”

And Finally, with her biggest statement to date, she continues with an astonishing adoration and shuts everybody up, “The good news is that I got an e-mail from her people and her,” Gaga says, “sending me their love and complete support on behalf of the single, and if the queen says it shall be, then it shall be.”

Here's a clip from last night's Jay Leno show.  I also recommend watching the first part & part 3 down below.



Part 1 and Part 3 here