OMG, I saw this on Facebook just a few moments ago and had to post it. LMAO!!!!
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties them to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict
gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t
complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,
he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
She
responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He
told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you, too.”
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I remember reading this one at work and laughing my ass off. Good one, my love.
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