I Quote That - Drunk

Millions Irrationally Feared Dead After Train Derails

After a small train derailment in Delaware, Americans all across the nation are senselessly fearing for their loved ones' lives.

Female Armor Sucks

Ever notice how female characters in video games hardly ever have any body armor, unlike their male counterparts?

Final Minutes Of Last Harry Potter Movie To Be Split Into Seven Separate Films

According to ONN's Star Fix, Warner Bros. will re-cut the last four minutes of "The Deathly Hollows: Part 2" and stretch it into seven films so fans can enjoy the Harry Potter franchise for another decade.

Obama Befriends Rich Elderly Widow In Hopes She'll Put Nation In Her Will

President Obama denies he's spending hours at billionaire Adelia Scott's bedside as part of a scheme to lower the national debt, but many Americans think otherwise.

OMG Hilarious! - Baking The Metal Way

Omg! I couldn't stop laughing, but this was simply hilarious.  It uses a lot of really bad language, so if you're offended by this sort of thing maybe you shouldn't see it.

Have you ever wanted to bake cookies the Metal Way?  Well Deviant artist schellen has given us a step-by-step instruction guide on how to do just that....

Once Again, I'm Warning You!  It uses a lot of REALLY BAD LANGUAGE!  

View at your own risk...

 

 

 

Poster of the Week - Issue No. 12 - Defeat

Continuing alphabetically, I bring you this week's poster, "Defeat."

Don't Leave Your Receipt on the Kitchen Table

I guess we all know what goes down in Mesquite, Texas.  Then again, everything is bigger in our home state - if you know what I mean :-).

OH... and next time...

Don't leave your receipt on the kitchen table.

Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five"

Jim and Tracy welcome Chris Morgan, the kindergartener who wrote the latest action-packed "Fast And The Furious" sequel.

Sleeping On The Job

I'm sorry, but this was too cute not to share.  Gives a whole new meaning to the word Copycat, doesn't it?

Don't Piss-off The Person Waiting to Park

You know how they tell you not to piss off restaurant staff, because who knows what they may do to your food?  I worked in the restaurant business for 6 years, trust me, I know. Well, the same holds true for stealing someone else's parking spot, especially when they've been waiting for quite a while.

The guy you see in the video below, is waiting patiently for the GMC Yukon to leave, when all of a sudden you see a woman speed through and park in that spot.

What does the man do?  He gets out of his car, walks nonchalantly towards the convertible Mustang, steps in, and relieves himself.  So how would you feel?

Poster of the Week - Issue No. 3 - Apathy

When I started blogging, back from 2006 through January, 2010, I used to post a 'Poster of the Week' every Sunday based on the very popular Motivational Posters; Except these were the opposite.

But since Peter's Daily Blog ended, the photos have since disappeared from My Space. So I thought I would bring them back for those who never had the chance to see them.

Continuing alphabetically, I bring you this week's poster, "Apathy."

These are meant to be funny, and in no way meant to be taken seriously.