After a small train derailment in Delaware, Americans all across the nation are senselessly fearing for their loved ones' lives.
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Showing posts with label Mock News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mock News. Show all posts
Monday, July 18, 2011
Millions Irrationally Feared Dead After Train Derails
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Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Final Minutes Of Last Harry Potter Movie To Be Split Into Seven Separate Films
According to ONN's Star Fix, Warner Bros. will re-cut the last four minutes of "The Deathly Hollows: Part 2" and stretch it into seven films so fans can enjoy the Harry Potter franchise for another decade.
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Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Obama Befriends Rich Elderly Widow In Hopes She'll Put Nation In Her Will
President Obama denies he's spending hours at billionaire Adelia Scott's bedside as part of a scheme to lower the national debt, but many Americans think otherwise.
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Friday, April 29, 2011
Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five"
Jim and Tracy welcome Chris Morgan, the kindergartener who wrote the latest action-packed "Fast And The Furious" sequel.
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